John Boy
14 Aug 2002, 11:01 AM
(This isn't my material, I took it from some other board)
The FA has said it will wait until it reads Keanes book to see his quotes in their proper context, before it acts on the matter.
However, I have, through a contact in the publishing world, got a sneak preview of the complete section in question. I think it answers all our questions and we can now see how poor Roy was selectively quoted by the newspapers over the weekend to try to put him in a bad light.
Shame on them.
The parts the nespapers selectively ommitted are included (in brackets) in the proper unexpurgated version below.
(I had snapped my cruciate ligament at Elland road while trying to stamp a nasty looking divot back into the pitch close to where Alfie Haaland was running. I didn't want the poor chap to fall over and hurt himself on it. As I lay on the pitch in agony
Alfie came to my aid and wished me a speedy recovery. I remember thinking at the time, 'what a nice man'.)
"Some three years on, I still hadn't forgotten him," he writes. "Now it was Man City at home, his new club, fighting relegation.
(However, it being close to the end of the season and with Summer approaching there were lots of nasty wasps flying around. In particular one was causing Alfie no end of problems. It looked like it was waiting for its opportunity to sting him and I was determined to prevent this at all costs.)
"I waited until five minutes from the end, (when suddenly I saw the nasty insect landing on Alfies left knee. Alfie was oblivious to the danger. What could I do ? I decided there and then I must act immediately or Alfie would be left in agony for the rest of the afternoon. A ran up to Alfie, who was after passing the ball to someone else a couple of seconds previously and took aim at the wicked wasp.) I ****ing hit him hard. (I looked across the pitch and noticed the game had stopped about 50 yards away) I think the ball was there. ( I looked into the stand and who did I see but Gary Barlowe, Jason Orange and Robbie Williams) ‘Take that, you ****' (I cried. Why oh why did they have to split up when they were at their peak ? Unfortunately I appear to have been too late and the wasp stung Alfie so badly that he's not started a game since then. Amazingly Mr Ellary hadnt seen the wasp and thought I had deliberately kicked out at Alfie !! Can you imagine that ? I leant over and told Alfie I'll go off early and prepare a nice souffle to cheer him up, him with the kitchenette set I normally take to games) I didn't even wait for the ref to show the red card. I turned and walked toward the dressing room. (with the crowd unanimous in their cheering for me and my brave wasp defying action)"
You see, it all makes sense now.
The FA has said it will wait until it reads Keanes book to see his quotes in their proper context, before it acts on the matter.
However, I have, through a contact in the publishing world, got a sneak preview of the complete section in question. I think it answers all our questions and we can now see how poor Roy was selectively quoted by the newspapers over the weekend to try to put him in a bad light.
Shame on them.
The parts the nespapers selectively ommitted are included (in brackets) in the proper unexpurgated version below.
(I had snapped my cruciate ligament at Elland road while trying to stamp a nasty looking divot back into the pitch close to where Alfie Haaland was running. I didn't want the poor chap to fall over and hurt himself on it. As I lay on the pitch in agony
Alfie came to my aid and wished me a speedy recovery. I remember thinking at the time, 'what a nice man'.)
"Some three years on, I still hadn't forgotten him," he writes. "Now it was Man City at home, his new club, fighting relegation.
(However, it being close to the end of the season and with Summer approaching there were lots of nasty wasps flying around. In particular one was causing Alfie no end of problems. It looked like it was waiting for its opportunity to sting him and I was determined to prevent this at all costs.)
"I waited until five minutes from the end, (when suddenly I saw the nasty insect landing on Alfies left knee. Alfie was oblivious to the danger. What could I do ? I decided there and then I must act immediately or Alfie would be left in agony for the rest of the afternoon. A ran up to Alfie, who was after passing the ball to someone else a couple of seconds previously and took aim at the wicked wasp.) I ****ing hit him hard. (I looked across the pitch and noticed the game had stopped about 50 yards away) I think the ball was there. ( I looked into the stand and who did I see but Gary Barlowe, Jason Orange and Robbie Williams) ‘Take that, you ****' (I cried. Why oh why did they have to split up when they were at their peak ? Unfortunately I appear to have been too late and the wasp stung Alfie so badly that he's not started a game since then. Amazingly Mr Ellary hadnt seen the wasp and thought I had deliberately kicked out at Alfie !! Can you imagine that ? I leant over and told Alfie I'll go off early and prepare a nice souffle to cheer him up, him with the kitchenette set I normally take to games) I didn't even wait for the ref to show the red card. I turned and walked toward the dressing room. (with the crowd unanimous in their cheering for me and my brave wasp defying action)"
You see, it all makes sense now.