Salma Hayek is Available, Can't We Sign Her- The Chelsea Transfer Thread

[fernb8]

In honour of Celery and yasik and the only reason I continue to watch "Fools Rush In" whenever its on the telly.

[fernb8]

cmon lads the thought of Salma Hayek in a Chelsea top doesnt work for you?

beats the feck out of Tara Reid...

[Master_Chief123]

cmon lads the thought of Salma Hayek in a Chelsea top doesnt work for you?

beats the feck out of Tara Reid...

Can she score, or does she play keeper so I have to?

Either way she's probably better than Malouda, on the eyes especially.

[Clan]

I think any chance we had of Malouda being tossed from the club went out the window when we got Scolari.

He seems to fit the 'type' he prefers.

Small, fast, technically gifted, attack minded.

Regardless of his performances last season, I'll wager he is a cert for staying.

[Blue Celery]

Fern. You've made my dreams come true. But now you've let the damn cat out of the bag.

I have no doubt she will stick with me though. She's so smooth........and you can apply that word to her however you want. This thread is oozing with hotness already.

[fernb8]

Can she score, or does she play keeper so I have to?.

who cares, she just has to look good, which she is quite good at.

Either way she's probably better than Malouda, on the eyes especially.

agreed.

[Blue Celery]

And the mention of Malouda has now killed my mood. Damn it. He needs to go.

[fernb8]

I think any chance we had of Malouda being tossed from the club went out the window when we got Scolari.

He seems to fit the 'type' he prefers.

Small, fast, technically gifted, attack minded.

Regardless of his performances last season, I'll wager he is a cert for staying.

eh, who the feck are you talking about geezer....

you really are losing it.

[Clan]

eh, who the feck are you talking about geezer....

you really are losing it.

Come now, he is, or at least is supposed to be, all of those things.

[Bruckner283]

I think any chance we had of Malouda being tossed from the club went out the window when we got Scolari.

He seems to fit the 'type' he prefers.

Small, fast, technically gifted, attack minded.

Regardless of his performances last season, I'll wager he is a cert for staying.

eh, who the feck are you talking about geezer....

you really are losing it.

http://i37.tinypic.com/35auccn.jpg

[yasik19]

Come now, he is, or at least is supposed to be, all of those things.

fast though? Salma Hayek can outrun him.

[Master_Chief123]

fast though? Salma Hayek can outrun him.

I bet Rosie O'Donnell could too.

[yasik19]

I bet Rosie O'Donnell could too.

ewwwwwwwww

[fernb8]

Come now, he is, or at least is supposed to be, all of those things.

supposed to be would be more appropriate

he has always caught me as a possession first player who fits into the mold of what Jose liked. Team first, flamboyance later (if ever).

I hope to see more of Kalou and less of Malouda.

[fernb8]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article4360209.ece

nice words from the little bugger

plane leaves tommorrow eh? Will be interested to see the squad that goes out as I imagine those left behind will be exactly that...

[Blue Celery]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/Dodger2_01/celeryhayek.jpg

"Put me in. I can play."

Ohhhhh I'll bet you can.....Whhheeeew.

[yasik19]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/Dodger2_01/celeryhayek.jpg

"Put me in. I can play."

Ohhhhh I'll bet you can.....Whhheeeew.

come on, you know hippies are not her type.:p:D

[Bruckner283]

^^^^^^^^^^^^Dream^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reality:
http://i38.tinypic.com/2j2w6tz.jpg

[Blue Celery]

come on, you know hippies are not her type.:p:D

:D

Actually...Long haired Spaniards who can play some flamenco guitar would suit her just right. I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blue Celery]

Your reality blows, Bruckner. =)

I'll stick to mine.