Players With Ridiculous Names First XI

[jumhed]

I'm going to list some players with dumb names so we can make a First XI of hilarity and filth! Why? Because I'm bored with youporn!

QUIM GK

David 'Spunkboy' SEAMAN

Nicky BUTT MD

Paul DICKOV FW

Stefan KUNTZ FW

Uwe FUCHS FW

ARSHAVIN (I mean, really!) MD

N'wank'u KANU AM

Danny SHITTU DF

MOONEY MD

IVANSCHITZ (does he now?)

Bernt HAAS DF

[KHowe]

You mean Kaka doesn't make your starting XI?!

[pookspur]

how do you leave dean windass off that list?

[jumhed]

Yeah, they're two good ones there. I was too busy laughing at Ivanschitz.

Apparently, 'Schweinsteiger' roughly translated means 'Pig Mounter', or 'Pig-********er'.

[N-I-C-H-O]

Yeah, they're two good ones there. I was too busy laughing at Ivanschitz.

Apparently, 'Schweinsteiger' roughly translated means 'Pig Mounter', or 'Pig-********er'.
I thought it was more like pig sticker/poker.

[KHowe]

I thought it was Pig Pen.