The Ballack, Deco and Sheva fanboy thread!

[fernb8]

can this be possibly a NEWS thread item?

Also, link please.

agreed


either that or could we have a Michael Ballack, Deco, Sheva fanboy thread for some of these posts please.

[Clan]

Reps to Fern for starting this thread...bwahahahahahahahaha.

All threads will be periodically culled for fanboy rubbish, which will be dumped in here :)

I expect Macksam will be the leading poster!

[Dear_Claudio]

Is this the Chelsea over-30 dream team thread as well? We need a team that plays beautiful, attacking, sexy football so:

-Cudicini is better going forward than Cech
-Only 3 at the back it will be great
-Ballack at right-wing, of course
-Lampard way out of the way so he doesn't hamper Ballack's and Deco's games
-Deco is so creative we must build our team around him as the #10
-Italians get better with age like wine so let's steal Zambrotta from Milan

---------------------Cudicini---------------------
---Belletti-----------Carvalho--------Zambrotta---
--------------------Makelele---------------------
Ballack-----------------------------------Malouda
---------------------Deco------------------------------------------------Lampard
-----------Sheva-------------Drogba-------------


NOTE: Malouda sucks so much he might as well be in a wheelchair, so he qualifies for the team




DECO WILL MAKE ALL CHELSEA FANS SEE HOW FAT LAMPARD REALLY IS HE ONLY SCORES DEFLECTIONS. SCOLARI WILL RECREATE THE GREAT PORTUGUESE SIDES OF THE LAST 5 YEARS THAT WON SO MANY TROPHIES.

[Clan]

You'll have to profess to fanboy status on one o f those players, otherwise I'll be forced to move your post :)

[Kazuma]

English players lack vision! Frank Lampard only shoots! English fans lack passion! French players are great! Boumsong is better than John Terry! :D

[Dear_Claudio]

You'll have to profess to fanboy status on one o f those players, otherwise I'll be forced to move your post :)Done and done, with caps lock included:)

[Kazuma]

You guys ruined the greatest French player in the world Florent Malouda!

[Clan]

Ahh, moving along nicely.

Don't forget to rep Fern for the idea lads.

[Dear_Claudio]

Sheva hasn't done well only because of Mourinho. He will return to his glory days under Scolari and with Deco to create so many chances for him.

[Blue Celery]

Lol. Great thread. Why bunch Ballack with those other two though?

I love Ben-Haim! Sorry, wrong thread.

[blackjack]

This is a most welcome thread.

[Macksam]

Ballack is my favourite player ever....along with Marc Overmars, Lizarazu, Robert Pires, Arjen Robben and Van Man the Flying Dutchman. I don't like Sheva or Deco though.

Also, why is Ballack with the other two?

[yasik19]

Ballack is my favourite player ever....along with Marc Overmars, Lizarazu, Robert Pires, Arjen Robben and Van Man the Flying Dutchman. I don't like Sheva or Deco though.

Also, why is it only these three guys?

are you serious?

[Macksam]

I expect Macksam will be the leading poster!
If it was Ballack only, maybe.

English players lack vision! Frank Lampard only shoots! English fans lack passion! French players are great! Boumsong is better than John Terry! :D
I don't recall anyone saying all those things at once.

Also, you have forever immortalized Macksam on the Chelsea boards through your sig.:D Very nice.

[Macksam]

are you serious?
About?

[mshankb]

Ballack is my favourite player ever....along with Marc Overmars, Lizarazu, Robert Pires, Arjen Robben and Van Man the Flying Dutchman. I don't like Sheva or Deco though.

Also, why is Ballack with the other two?


When I started reading this, I thought it was joke post like the others... Then I saw your name and realised it was a joke post, but in a different way!



HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahahhhahahahsj gfvy;uc

[KumarsS]

I like Ballack, sue me.

[Clan]

I like Ballack, sue me.

Not at all my friend.

This thread is now where all and any fanboy posts about Ballack will end up - regardless of what thread they were originally posted in.

Good times for you lot, you can all hang out in this thread and read each others posts while the rest of us post about Chelsea :)

[Macksam]

Not at all my friend.

This thread is now where all and any fanboy posts about Ballack will end up - regardless of what thread they were originally posted in.

Good times for you lot, you can all hang out in this thread and read each others posts while the rest of us post about Chelsea :)
So even when we post "Ballack won us the Champion's League with his last minute penalty against Inter..." in a matchday thread, it'll end up here?

[Macksam]

Good times for you lot, you can all hang out in this thread and read each others posts while the rest of us post about Lampard :)
Fixed that post. ;)