The Ray Hudson Quote Thread

[DCU9ted]

I remember a while ago someone said they were gonna try to make a page of Hudon Quotes. Did anyone ever make one or save them all?

"Kovalenko for me was outstanding also in his football, not just his gritty performance," United coach Ray Hudson said. "He's a footballer; he's got great feet. He's a good link man, a great outlet, he challenges ... he would stab his grandmother in the eye for another bowl of porridge."

This one needs to be added.

[TCompton]

We should should just start a thread of his quotes... make it a sticky if you want... his quotes are classics.

“Without penetration, it’s just masturbation, and right now, we’re playing with ourselves.”

[Knave]

We had such a thread back in the BC days ...

BC, of course, stands for "before the crash". :rolleyes:

[sch2383]

Does he practice these things? I mean I cannot see how quotes like the ones he gives are spur of the moment.

[DCU9ted]

Originally posted by TCompton
We should should just start a thread of his quotes... make it a sticky if you want... his quotes are classics.

“Without penetration, it’s just masturbation, and right now, we’re playing with ourselves.”

Yeah, this quote had to be rehearsed...

[terp fan]

A blind man on a galloping horse could see this guy is completely nuts.

[StanfordSam]

Now THATS a line even Ray would be proud of....

LOVE IT.

[CrazyDCFan]

Ahhhh the memories folks.....

"Sit down and shut the *#*#*#*#*# up"- Hudson 9/13/03

Even if this is the most recent...its my favorite.

[CHICO13]

On Quintanilla...."He's starting to grow some hair on his balls"

[fatbastard]

not exactly a soundbyte, but after the last game he said
"It'll be real interesting when me and dog are watching the game tonight, and we're looking, and I'll kick him a couple of times. The dog is going to get a couple of kicks because of the chances that I believe we missed."

Maybe we could fill up the stands with some PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) folks. Punky must have an interesting life ;)

[mellon002]

That was me who was putting the page together. Someone said they had a bunch of quotes that they would have to dig up and I never heard back from them. I've been gone all summer but with these quotes I've got some great material to work with. I haven't updated the site in a while but I'm getting ready to.

[DCU9ted]

Some of these quotes arent that funny but I put them in anyway for some reason.

By Steven Goff
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, September 14, 2003
United "roared back, they absolutely roared back" after Walker's goal, Coach Ray Hudson said. "We stabbed 'em right in the heart and it was beautiful."

By Steven Goff
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, September 13, 2003
"It's challenging to get the right horses for the right courses," Hudson said yesterday.

By Steven Goff
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, September 10, 2003
"He's a competitor. . . . He'd stab his grandmother in the eyes just for another bowl of porridge."

By Steven Goff
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sun"To come back in that atmosphere -- it reminded me of England hearing that roar [after Pacheco's goal], that incredible roar," said United Coach Ray Hudson, an Englishman. "It's a wonderful sound -- there's nothing like it in the world -- and it's great to hear. I nearly started jumping up and down."day, August 31, 2003

From News Services and Staff Reports
Thursday, August 28, 2003
"It was a bit like going into a haunted house," United Coach Ray Hudson said. "We knew they'd scare us, but our class, especially in the midfield, pulled us through. Late in the match, Wilmington attacked from all angles and gave us some heart-stopping moments, but our boys pulled each other through."

[Fah Que]

Originally posted by sch2383
Does he practice these things? I mean I cannot see how quotes like the ones he gives are spur of the moment.

When Ray was a color commentator for Miami Fusion, someone in a thread claimed a lot of Geordies talk like that.

[Pibe04]

Didn'y there used to be a sticky with all of the funny quotes Hudson has been accumulating?

[Pibe04]

good stuff

[TOTC]

Here's one from Sunday, as heard on WTOP:

"The way that the time was kept was a little cuc-koo, if you ask me."

He actually makes a cuckoo bird sound in this soundbyte. Classic.

Of course, my favorite would be Hudson on what he would do if he were Brad Friedel acting towards his defenders after the 1-1 draw with South Korea:

"Oh, I'd be kissing their bums in the showers."

[terp fan]

Originally posted by TOTC
Here's one from Sunday, as heard on WTOP:

"The way that the time was kept was a little cuc-koo, if you ask me."

He actually makes a cuckoo bird sound in this soundbyte. Classic.

Of course, my favorite would be Hudson on what he would do if he were Brad Friedel acting towards his defenders after the 1-1 draw with South Korea:

"Oh, I'd be kissing their bums in the showers."

.......and the legend grows!

[gunner_21]

Actually that's just a bit disturbing!

[mellon002]

http://www.geocities.com/mellon002/Hudson.html

Here is the updated site with the quotes you guys included. If you have anymore post them here or e-mail me.

[Pibe04]

"No one gave us the lickings of a dog coming into the match, but we've come up with a spirit-lifting performance."

Hudson after, DCU-Columbus tie 10/4/03