John O'Shea would walk into Chelsea's XI at any position.

[Kazuma]

http://manu.theoffside.com/files/2008/03/goal.jpg

People say Michael Essien is versatile. They're wrong. They are so very wrong. The king of versatility is none other than John O'Shea, AKA The Cat.

John can play anywhere and do it well. I think we should buy him as a replacement for Makelele. He does the DM role better. Forward? John will score a hat trick every game. Midfielder? Absolutely. Keeper? He's better than Cech and Cudicini. Defense? Terry would be learning everything from him. Why John O'Shea isn't getting recognized I do not know but I will say that it's a crime against humanity that he isn't.

[frednmethod]

ROFL

I know what you're doing, but that paragraph is so absurd that it reads more like sarcasm than praise.

I hope I'm not trolling, I enjoyed the other "glorification of Manchester United players" threads that he made but this one simply made me spit out my milk all over the keyboard.

[iCEMANGSCCC]

http://manu.theoffside.com/files/2008/03/goal.jpg

People say Michael Essien is versatile. They're wrong. They are so very wrong. The king of versatility is none other than John O'Shea, AKA The Cat.

John can play anywhere and do it well. I think we should buy him as a replacement for Makelele. He does the DM role better. Forward? John will score a hat trick every game. Midfielder? Absolutely. Keeper? He's better than Cech and Cudicini. Defense? Terry would be learning everything from him. Why John O'Shea isn't getting recognized I do not know but I will say that it's a crime against humanity that he isn't.




lmao...that made me laugh for a few minutes

[johno]

ROFL

I know what you're doing, but that paragraph is so absurd that it reads more like sarcasm than praise.

I hope I'm not trolling, I enjoyed the other "glorification of Manchester United players" threads that he made but this one simply made me spit out my milk all over the keyboard.

Don't know what you're on about mate. O'Shea would definitely add to Chelsea's attacking force. The man has scored a ton of quality goals. O'Shea is a living legend. :D

[mhtwins113]

lmao...that made me laugh for a few minutes
This made me laugh for longer.

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[Kerry Dixon's Boots]

http://manu.theoffside.com/files/2008/03/goal.jpg

People say Michael Essien is versatile. They're wrong. They are so very wrong. The king of versatility is none other than John O'Shea, AKA The Cat.

John can play anywhere and do it well. I think we should buy him as a replacement for Makelele. He does the DM role better. Forward? John will score a hat trick every game. Midfielder? Absolutely. Keeper? He's better than Cech and Cudicini. Defense? Terry would be learning everything from him. Why John O'Shea isn't getting recognized I do not know but I will say that it's a crime against humanity that he isn't.

Two more days Ms Allez. Two more days......

[Father Ted]

Nice one Allez, you're learning!