What's that one club you just love to laugh at?

[jumhed]

Leeds.

Spiteful, nasty, over-aggressive twats, finally getting their come-uppance.

When they get relegated this season I'm going to celebrate. When they go bust I'm going to celebrate even more.

When they stagger along in horror, and with the knowledge that they've become the new Derby, I'll celebrate just that bit harder when they get docked points and refused promotion (in the unlikely event of that ever happening) for going into administration.


And West Ham. Glenn Roeder. Genius.

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by jumhed
And West Ham. Glenn Roeder. Genius. I can't laugh at Hammers. Roeder, maybe, but not Hammers.

[lagerbhoy]

Tottenscum...how can you not.

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by lagerbhoy
Tottenscum...how can you not. Very true, very true. By the way, I've heard rumors that Hoddle and company might be courting Leeds. Lovely...

[Azabache]

Originally posted by The Double
First-You people suck at smack. Seriously. Go home.


Second-Did LolaFC really refer to Abramobitch as his "Sugar Daddy"? Might as well come out with your sexual preference now, because the specualtion alone will be enough to drive you off of BigSoccer forever.


School is out, children.

Dude, last time I checked Boca (my favorite side south of the border) was not in the EPL. You're sounding to me like a Totts puppy.

[The Double]

Originally posted by Azabache
Dude, last time I checked Boca (my favorite side south of the border) was not in the EPL. You're sounding to me like a Totts puppy.


Nice First Post on this forum! Now let me school you in a thing or two.


First-I lost a bet with another moderator in the Super Clasico, so I had to wear this god-forsaken crest.

Second-I'm a Tottenham fan.

Next time campeon, do a little research before you happen to stumble into this forum and unleash your amazing intelect into this forum. I know Boca isn't in the EPL, you nothing.

[ATL Blue One]

Spurs have signed....................wait for it...........Rivaldo..........almost. Dirty Leeds are just sad really. Other than that you have to respect most EPL teams cause on their day they can beat you. Oh yeah I tend to laugh at the scousers a lot these days (Heskey=donkey). CAREFREE WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!

[owian]

Gotta laugh at leeds from Champions league to relegation, in what three years, and nobody outside of Yorkshire (and maybe a few sheep who for some reason feel a connection to leeds fans) will miss them.

[Azabache]

Originally posted by The Double
Nice First Post on this forum! Now let me school you in a thing or two.

First-I lost a bet with another moderator in the Super Clasico, so I had to wear this god-forsaken crest.

Second-I'm a Tottenham fan.

Next time campeon, do a little research before you happen to stumble into this forum and unleash your amazing intelect into this forum. I know Boca isn't in the EPL, you nothing.

I may be nothing, but it's less pathetic than having to be a Sp*rs supporter. Come to think of it, the way Boca has been playing of late, you may want to petition them to move into Whitehart Lane. That is still where you live, right? Sorry, we Gooners have been travelling a bit lately. BTW, intellect is spelled with two ls.

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by The Double
Nice First Post on this forum! Now let me school you in a thing or two.


First-I lost a bet with another moderator in the Super Clasico, so I had to wear this god-forsaken crest.

Sucks to be you, dude...

Second-I'm a Tottenham fan. REALLY sucks to be you... :D

Jags almost had 'em...

[jmpike]

Originally posted by soccerchick584
And Thierry Henry, and Patrick Vieira, and Robert Pires, and Dennis Bergkamp, and Sol Campbell, and....

And Kolo Touré and his nine brothers!

[jmpike]

Real Madrid is the silliest club on this planet.

Prez Perez: "I"m going to buy me the World's Greatest Player."

Ronaldo: "Huh? Thierry Henry should play for Real so that he can develop his talents."

Zizou: "I'm retiring from football to focus on my restaurant in the Côte D'Azur which I own with Thierry Henry who is the World's Best Player." (self advertisement, no doubt)

Raúl: "If I sit at the bench this game, I won't score a single goal for the next three games. And that's a fact!"

Iker Casillas: "Why is Oliver Kahn on that list all the time?"

Figo: "My days are numbered."

Becks: "I dunno understando a word you bunch say. But HEY! let me show you how to play!"

Prez Perez: "And I swear that player is RUud!"

Roberto Carlos: "Where is everybody?"

Guti: "They either went to an Adidas photo shoot or to an award ceremony. I'm going to Chelsea."

Esteban Cambiasso: "You won't have a hard time chatting with Verón. <pause> On the bench."

Salgado: "The best player of the world is Nunez."

Nunez: "The best is Michel Salgado."

Get REAL!

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by jmpike
Real Madrid is the silliest club on this planet.

Prez Perez: "I"m going to buy me the World's Greatest Player."

Ronaldo: "Huh? Thierry Henry should play for Real so that he can develop his talents."

Zizou: "I'm retiring from football to focus on my restaurant in the Côte D'Azur which I own with Thierry Henry who is the World's Best Player." (self advertisement, no doubt)

Raúl: "If I sit at the bench this game, I won't score a single goal for the next three games. And that's a fact!"

Iker Casillas: "Why is Oliver Kahn on that list all the time?"

Figo: "My days are numbered."

Becks: "I dunno understando a word you bunch say. But HEY! let me show you how to play!"

Prez Perez: "And I swear that player is RUud!"

Roberto Carlos: "Where is everybody?"

Guti: "They either went to an Adidas photo shoot or to an award ceremony. I'm going to Chelsea."

Esteban Cambiasso: "You won't have a hard time chatting with Verón. <pause> On the bench."

Salgado: "The best player of the world is Nunez."

Nunez: "The best is Michel Salgado."

Get REAL! What? Can you even imagine putting together a coherent thought, you complete and utter ********?

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by ATL Blue One
CAREFREE WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!! Top of what, bitch? I could've sworn that these guys: http://www.arsenal.com/images/site_basics/arsenal_crest.gif are in first... Ass.

[Coach_McGuirk]

How can you not laugh your ass off everytime the word "Leeds" is mentioned? Forget Champions League to relegation. It'll be more like "Champions League to Non-existence"

[OPArsenal]

"Champions League to getting beat by Boston," more like. Worse than nothing, in my opinion...

[JohnR]

You guys suck at talking smack. Absolutely useless.

MLS is a much worse league but MLS Rivalries are much better. Go figure.

Oh, and Keown is the only EPL player I want to punch.

Savage is a poof, Scott Parker whines too much, and Jeffers is butt ugly. Actually, I want to punch him, too, just for uglifying the world that we live in.

[billyireland]

Originally posted by JohnR
Savage is a poof, Scott Parker whines too much, and Jeffers is butt ugly. Actually, I want to punch him, too, just for uglifying the world that we live in. You insult our insults?

[JohnR]

Originally posted by billyireland
You insult our insults?

I'm an amateur, too.

[jumhed]

Originally posted by Azabache
BTW, intellect is spelled with two ls.

Not the way your mum spells it. Then again, it was hard to hear her cos her mouth was full.