Why do I feel like I brought brass knuckles to a knife fight? **Off-topic**

[tigerdave]

As you were, gents.

[ToonUSA]

Why no Shay Given option?

[Russell1892]

Alan Shearer would blatantly cane both of them... even with his hands tied behind his back while giving vague answers to if he was interested in the Newcastle manager's job. :rolleyes:

Check out his moves....

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Chuck would piss his pants and end up with UMBRO indented across his forehead.

[JaredSS07]

Why ToonUSA should join Facebook...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/JaredSS07/facebook.jpg

[mplsTOON]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris hates those who speak against Chuck Norris and post lame Chuck Norris Jokes and prefers to kill them all with one swing of his fist. The fist that hides in Chuck Norris's Beard....

[ToonUSA]

Why ToonUSA should join Facebook...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/JaredSS07/facebook.jpg

Cheeky ploy Jared...

[BayernWake]

The "EURO 2008: HAI ROMANIA" facebook group has 1643 members.

ToonUSA, you could be the 1644th! :D

[Dirt McGirt]

Alright I'm on Facebook and wasted 5 hrs of the workday yesterday messing around with it. Now that wouldn't be a problem usually except I'm ********ing self employed!!:eek:

[Russell1892]

Ah well at least the boss can't find out. TigerDave looks a lot younger than I thought he would - that was my biggest surprise from joining the bigsoccer group. It was only after I joined that I realised I joined a group for a discussion board... so probably not much was going to happen.

[tigerdave]

Ah well at least the boss can't find out. TigerDave looks a lot younger than I thought he would - that was my biggest surprise from joining the bigsoccer group. It was only after I joined that I realised I joined a group for a discussion board... so probably not much was going to happen.

That's like a three-month old picture too. :D

[Russell1892]

That's like a three-month old picture too. :D

Wow you must be the size of an NBA player by now then. :D

I've got a video that I want to post but I feel the need to say this first;

DISCLAIMER : NOT WORK SAFE - unless you work somewhere that doesn't mind the word "f*ck". I'm sure Dirt will be okay.

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[Dirt McGirt]

So for you Facebook veterans what are some good applications to use?

[JaredSS07]

So for you Facebook veterans what are some good applications to use?

I sent you invites for a few that I like.

[Russell1892]

Facebook has an ad constantly running at the side of my page that says "25 and still single?" and a link to a dating website. Its this kind of targeted advertising that pisses me off with Facebook... its starting to sound like my mother. It might as well say "I wonder when I'll be a grandmother" with a big picture of me ma.

In other news TigerDave is still unusually young looking and I see no evidence of him in the AS9 shirt he purchased from me last month. We demand a picture TD! At least I'm friends with a Mod... I have friends in high places as opposed to just high friends.

This has got to be really pissing ToonUSA off.

Reet I'm off to fill out a dating website application.

[City Dave]

Facebook has an ad constantly running at the side of my page that says "25 and still single?" and a link to a dating website. Its this kind of targeted advertising that pisses me off with Facebook... its starting to sound like my mother. It might as well say "I wonder when I'll be a grandmother" with a big picture of me ma.

In other news TigerDave is still unusually young looking and I see no evidence of him in the AS9 shirt he purchased from me last month. We demand a picture TD! At least I'm friends with a Mod... I have friends in high places as opposed to just high friends.

This has got to be really pissing ToonUSA off.

Reet I'm off to fill out a dating website application.

If you're serious I just saw a commercial that eHarmony is having a free contact weekend. Not sure if they're active in the UK, but I'd imagine so.

[Russell1892]

I'm never serious :p

For all you muso's out there (I'm thinking Jared and Dirt) you might want to check out my mate's band they're 'kin mint - be sure to check out "I will lay you down" and "This Year" (http://www.myspace.com/lanternsonthelake) You may end up being ahead of the time...

Seriously I have friends in bands and most are shit... so I'm not just favouring them for friend reasons. Here's my old now defunct band (http://www.myspace.com/brightasura) and we weren't a patch on these.

[Shameus]

Need a little help here. I am in a sim league, and playing Newcastle, trying to do us proud, sit in 12th out of 20 (rest of league is Inter, Milan, Barca, Lyon you get the idea). Anyways, during the summer they try other stuff, tournaments of different natures. This summer they are doing an all time club tournament. Any player who has EVER played at the club can be put in your lineup, as long as any other team he played for doesn't choose him. Then there are tie breakers and crap. Back to topic, I need help choosing my 18, 11 starters and 7 subs. I know the obvious ones, Shearer, Milburn, Beardsley, but need help on the rest. Any help would be appreciated, having a little trouble with the backline and trying to decide if I really want to put Given in goal, I am leaning yes, but if there is a better option let me know. Thanks again for any help.

[City Dave]

Need a little help here. I am in a sim league, and playing Newcastle, trying to do us proud, sit in 12th out of 20 (rest of league is Inter, Milan, Barca, Lyon you get the idea). Anyways, during the summer they try other stuff, tournaments of different natures. This summer they are doing an all time club tournament. Any player who has EVER played at the club can be put in your lineup, as long as any other team he played for doesn't choose him. Then there are tie breakers and crap. Back to topic, I need help choosing my 18, 11 starters and 7 subs. I know the obvious ones, Shearer, Milburn, Beardsley, but need help on the rest. Any help would be appreciated, having a little trouble with the backline and trying to decide if I really want to put Given in goal, I am leaning yes, but if there is a better option let me know. Thanks again for any help.

Well, how is the victor determined? How does the sim work? I mean, the best, in real life, players may not be the best picks for your league. Just like the best players don't always make the best players for fantasy leagues.

Once we know that, then I'm sure we'll be able to help you effectively.

[mplsTOON]

I'm never serious :p
Here's my old now defunct band (http://www.myspace.com/brightasura) and we weren't a patch on these.

nice fret wanking! :D

[Russell1892]

Thanks, its my second favourite kind of wanking. You should hear me Hendrix up "The Blaydon Races" :D