Why do I feel like I brought brass knuckles to a knife fight? **Off-topic**

[Crazy Man Michael]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-owned-white-trash.jpg
Mint.

In all fairness, he doesn't say "write" English, only speak it, and I'm quite sure he speaks it real good.:)

[JaredSS07]

Tales from the transfer market (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulfletcher/2008/07/tales_from_the_transfer_market.html)

Lincoln City manager Peter Jackson tells a cracking story from his days as a Newcastle player.

It was late summer 1987 and mercurial Brazilian Mirandinha, the star import at the club, held a BBQ at his house before the start of the season.

Jacko, who had been blown away by the South American's skills in training, had a great time but was a touch puzzled when he noticed that the central heating was turned up full blast, with condensation running down the windows.

Needless to say, when the English winter firmly took hold Mirandinha's form dropped off spectacularly (a warning perhaps to Hull fans excited about the signing of Geovanni?).

[Dirt McGirt]

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-spoiler-brazil-ronaldo.jpg

[tigerdave]

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-spoiler-brazil-ronaldo.jpg

Male or female? Better yet, does Ronaldo even care? ;)

[Russell1892]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk218/RussellHannu/arshavin.jpg

[Dirt McGirt]

Crossbar: Freddy Adu vs. Michael Bradley
Screwing around after practice.:)

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[BayernWake]

Is Freddy Adu playing in the Olympics?

[tigerdave]

Is Freddy Adu playing in the Olympics?

Unless Monaco want to join Barca, Schalke and Werder in the CAS case, yes.

1 Seitz, Chris
2 Wynne, Marvell
3 Orozco, Michael
4 Bradley, Michael
5 McCarty, Dax
6 Edu, Maurice
7 Holden, Stuart
8 Szetela, Danny
9 Davies, Charlie
10 Feilhaber, Benny
11 Adu, Freddy
12 Altidore, Jozy
13 Ianni, Patrick
14 Rogers, Robbie
15 Parkhurst, Michael
16 Kljestan, Sacha
17 McBride, Brian
18 Guzan, Brad

[BayernWake]

Nice. I must admit I've never watched an Olympic soccer game before.

[rokstedy]

Yo BayernWake,

Your Demon Deacons take on my Titans in the Anaheim Classic basketball tourney on Thanksgiving weekend (http://www.anaheimclassic.com/about.html).

[Dirt McGirt]

Caption Contest

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cristianoeyyyyy.jpg

[Russell1892]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-geography-fail2.jpg

[JaredSS07]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-geography-fail2.jpg

I am not even joking but I had a similar thing happen to me a few weekends ago. I was sitting at a friend’s house, discussing the situation and how there are Georgians who want to be apart of Russia. A random guy, who is a firefighter, spoke up and said “Why don’t they just move back to Russia? How weird would it be to have a separate country inside the US? Why do they think that is a good idea?” I looked around at everyone and said “Ya, it hasn’t worked out so well for the Native Americans, but at least they got casinos out of the deal.”

[BayernWake]

People are dumb.

And no one captioned Dirt's Cronaldo pic!

[Russell1892]

NOT WORK SAFE

Pretty funny though.


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[City Dave]

This is the second soccer related joke subtitle of this video I have seen today. What's up with that?

[Dirt McGirt]

This is the second soccer related joke subtitle of this video I have seen today. What's up with that?

Did you see the Galaxy one? I was thinking about doing one for the Toon.

[BayernWake]

This is the second soccer related joke subtitle of this video I have seen today. What's up with that?

Because that movie's awesome.

[City Dave]

Never saw the movie.

But the MLS one is awesome, better than the one just posted here. He did a better job syncing things with emotions, pauses, and what not. That, and making fun of the LA Gals is hysterical.

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I guess it can go here instead of the MLS thread. Everybody reads both of them anyway.

[tigerdave]

Somewhere ToonUSA's head just exploded (http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=282690204)