Why do I feel like I brought brass knuckles to a knife fight? **Off-topic**

[Russell1892]

Jeezbus. I never thought those emails actually work.:D Poor guys.

From the British guy story:


But his problems did not end there as he was then contacted by another woman, again from America, claiming she had also been caught in the scam.
He said that he then helped pay her legal expenses and the cost of hiring two ex-FBI agents in an attempt to regain the lost money for both of them.
Mr Symington said that he now believes that these people are also involved in the scam. He said that he had paid out more than £30,000 to them, bringing his total losses to more than £130,000.

He got scammed when he tried to report the scam! I wish there was a laughing smilie on here. Maybe they should start some kind of competency test before letting someone loose on the internet.

[JaredSS07]

Top Five Fake Footballers (http://www.offthepost.info/2009/01/top-five-fake-footballers/#more-2040)

Check out the link in number 4.

[Russell1892]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/l_abefeb48af0440fa9d1dfd7912420c92.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/vorh8j.jpg

Steven Taylor practicing his marking on corners.

[JaredSS07]

Steven Taylor practicing his marking on corners.

What did FFS say about women in Newcastle???

[colinh9]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/l_abefeb48af0440fa9d1dfd7912420c92.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/vorh8j.jpg

Steven Taylor practicing his marking on corners.

Now this is the real reason I want to come to Newcastle ;)

[Dirt McGirt]

Maybe I've been spoiled over the years but the girls in the top picture really aren't all that special and the one the bottom looks more promising but with that angle you can't really tell for sure.

[BayernWake]

Maybe I've been spoiled over the years but the girls in the top picture really aren't all that special and the one the bottom looks more promising but with that angle you can't really tell for sure.

No, I agree with you. Top left has a too-shiny face, and the top right just looks like a slutty ho-bag. Bottom girl has potential.

C'mon Steve, you can do better.

[Russell1892]

I like the way the bloke in the background of the first pic is having a sly glimpse at blonde girl's arse.

I'll agree that she looks like she's seen more pricks than a pub dart-board. But I still would. :D

[JaredSS07]

All three need a paper bag, but really who pays attention to a face?

[Dirt McGirt]

All three need a paper bag, but really who pays attention to a face?
Truth.

[colinh9]

They certainly are the hottest three girls I've ever seen, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have a go.

[BayernWake]

All three need a paper bag, but really who pays attention to a face?

I do!

(dodges tomatoes and rotten vegetables)

[Dirt McGirt]

I do!

(dodges tomatoes and rotten vegetables)A few beers and a couple shots of Jager will fix that.

[BayernWake]

A few beers and a couple shots of Jager will fix that.

True fact.

Unless she has a snaggletooth or a hare-lip.

[Russell1892]

Hmm.. what do you lot think of this. Its an adidas original shirt (in a sort of retro style), I personally think its better looking than our current home shirt:

http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/prod_images/product/PDS203001021.jpg

Incidentally with a new home shirt coming up at the end of the season, I've seen some of the new adidas designs are shoddy looking. Hope we don't end up with something shite for 2 years - its bad enough the team being shit.


Oh and for BayernWake:

http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/prod_images/product/PDS203001016.jpg

[JaredSS07]

Speaking of shirts...

My boss who knows nothing about soccer and is proud of his ignorance, bought me the away shirt from this year. YEAH! I hope he got a deep discount but I doubt it.

[BayernWake]

Speaking of shirts...

My boss who knows nothing about soccer and is proud of his ignorance, bought me the away shirt from this year. YEAH! I hope he got a deep discount but I doubt it.

It's nice material, isn't it? I have the Bayern CL shirt from this year that used the same template. Was considering getting the Toon away shirt because I like the template so much.

[BayernWake]

Incidentally with a new home shirt coming up at the end of the season, I've seen some of the new adidas designs are shoddy looking. Hope we don't end up with something shite for 2 years - its bad enough the team being shit.


Oh and for BayernWake:

I would kill a man for either of those!

For the Toon shirt, I'd remove the white 3-stripes on the shoulder but leave the black 3-stripes on the side of the arm.

You're right, the new adidas designs are kinda quirky. I like the new Bayern shirt though (which is just alleged, but will probably end up being our shirt).

[BayernWake]

The alleged Bayern 2009/2011 shirt:

http://www.mygoal.cn/images/upload/2009/01/14/083602.jpg

Classic color scheme with the questionable new adidas template.

Chelsea kit?

http://www.carefreechris.com/images/mock/lampard-in-09-10-kit-mock.jpg

[Dirt McGirt]

Well if the LD loan deal turns permanent I was planning on buying a Bayern home shirt but after looking at the prototype maybe I'll spend that money on a J league jersey.