Fair score or not CHELSEA 2-1 MAN U

[chelseaboi]

was 2-1 a fair score was the pen a penalty
has this game won Chelsea the prem
put wht u think in this thread

[Toon³]

1. No results in thread titles
2. Your pretty deluded into how much people who don't support Chelsea or Man Utd care.
3. Buy a dictionary

[chelseaboi]

ur care when chelsea beat newcastle dow

[Bemsims]

Now i wait "My Barça" Win :)

Bye!

[Toon³]

ur care when chelsea beat newcastle dow

what?

[RichardL]

1) 2-1 was a perfectly fair reflection of the scoreline.

2) No. Not unless the premier league have just announced that the season is now over and have also decided to settle teams tied on equal points by alphabetical order.

3) What I think? Hmm, well I bought a book by Eddie Izzard on Friday. It wasn’t a novel, just a book of him talking about, well, stuff really. Things like “Bees make honey, which is weird because do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy?” I was reading it the Monks’ Retreat, which is notable for the lack of monks that drink in there. There might have been more monks had the abbey not been knocked down for a laugh several hundred years ago. I’m sure the monks would have strolled into town and seen the sign bearing the name “The Monks’ Retreat” and thought “that’s the place for us, lads.” But that is unlikely as it is on Friar Street, and monks and friars are differing monastic orders. I noticed that the pub meal receipt, which is serving a useful second role as a bookmark, is missing an apostrophe. So rather than being “The Monks’ Retreat” as in a place where monks go to for a relaxing evening, it was headed “The Monks Retreat” (without apostrophe) as in a description of monks withdrawing or running away. So it would be “Ah, a pub, oh no. It’s on Friar street. The Friars might see us and beat us up for being on their patch.” Which is still unlikely as the main difference between monks and friars is that friars did a lot of their work in public, helping the community in a strange parallel to the punishment work done by young criminals today. Monks, on the other hand, did all their work locked away in the monastery, making all their own ales and beers so they didn’t need to visit pubs. A whole life of beer making, gardening, praying, singing dreary songs in echoing rooms and writing out the bible in really big decorative letters. And that’s why you never see monks in supermarkets. They spend too long writing out cheques. Whereas most people can write out a cheque in about 30 seconds, they’d get out the quill and the gold leaf and spend the next six weeks beautifully constructing the words “thirty five pounds and eighty two pence only” before the man behind them, who only popped in for a paper and a pint of milk, bludgeons them to death with a magazine rack. It was because of this that monks were banned from supermarkets in 1973, at the same time as dogs. Why be so unfair on dog owners? Cats are fine. Anyone can turn up a supermarket and take in a cat, or a parrot, or a hamster, or a goldfish or a pet monkey if they have one and no questions will be asked. Do you think you can take a guide dog into a paint shop if you are colour blind? Do woodpeckers get brain damage? Their brains must get rattled about in their skulls so much they must be mental before adulthood. They say that necessity is the mother of invention, but if that is the case then surely a woodpecker would have invented the electric drill. Not only would it be quicker and cause less wear on the beak, but they might in time learn to dance to music other than heavy metal. That's what I think.

[ApproachWithCaution]

1. Yes it was and yes it was.

2. No of course it hasn't you muptard. How long have you been watching football?

3. Well i think that the universe is gradually slowing down and will eventually collapse in on itself according to the laws of entropy, when all of it's thermonuclear functions fail. Thus rendering all human endeavor ultimately pointless.

[ApproachWithCaution]

Now i wait "My Barça" Win :)

Bye!

Confident aren't you? You couldn't even score against us at your place. Don't start counting your chickens yet. :cool:

[sniper14]

it was kinda fair but it was a handball by carrick but carvalho shouldn't shoot from all over the pitch after passing it 2 rooney before he scored