ZANI
07 Mar 2008, 10:43 AM
Hurricane is announced! You can't do nothing about it but skip town which is not an option.
Zani sniffs up, down, right left, spits on the left and wipes off the spit on the right. History repeats itself. It looks like CL2006 when English sides could not stop Barca. Luckily this time Zani developed a fool proof defensive mechanism to protect English teams. Deploy a devil's alternative. Form a coalition.
English teams should sign an agreement that whoever draws Barca next should be allowed to access players from coalition forces. For example if Arsenal get Barca, they should be able to use the following line up:
--------------------------Cech-----------------------------
Gallas----------------------------------------------Cole
-----------------Terry----------------Rio-----------------
---------Gerrard----------------------Cesc-------------
-----------Ronaldo-----------------Lampard-----------
--------------------Drogba-----Torres--------------------
Bench:Ballack,Tevez,Adebayor,Toure, Evra, Van der Ser.
Main stand: Rooney, Hypia, SWP,Sendoros,Heskey,Carroll, Nani plus whoever they will find proper from Celtic, Dundee, Dublin etc.
Main coach: Super Arsene Wenger.
Assistant: Sir Alex Fergie
(Zey are on zeir own if a fight breaks out between them)
Of course with Rafa and Grant barking instructions to their own players from the side lines.
Ten Cate will provide Barca's inside information. He will also be a bouncer and a peace keeper between Fergie and Wenger.
Disclaimer: If you are an English team and dumb enough to draw fuking Barcelona next round, you are a dead meat. They are capable of thrashing all four English teams combined.
Zani sniffs up, down, right left, spits on the left and wipes off the spit on the right. History repeats itself. It looks like CL2006 when English sides could not stop Barca. Luckily this time Zani developed a fool proof defensive mechanism to protect English teams. Deploy a devil's alternative. Form a coalition.
English teams should sign an agreement that whoever draws Barca next should be allowed to access players from coalition forces. For example if Arsenal get Barca, they should be able to use the following line up:
--------------------------Cech-----------------------------
Gallas----------------------------------------------Cole
-----------------Terry----------------Rio-----------------
---------Gerrard----------------------Cesc-------------
-----------Ronaldo-----------------Lampard-----------
--------------------Drogba-----Torres--------------------
Bench:Ballack,Tevez,Adebayor,Toure, Evra, Van der Ser.
Main stand: Rooney, Hypia, SWP,Sendoros,Heskey,Carroll, Nani plus whoever they will find proper from Celtic, Dundee, Dublin etc.
Main coach: Super Arsene Wenger.
Assistant: Sir Alex Fergie
(Zey are on zeir own if a fight breaks out between them)
Of course with Rafa and Grant barking instructions to their own players from the side lines.
Ten Cate will provide Barca's inside information. He will also be a bouncer and a peace keeper between Fergie and Wenger.
Disclaimer: If you are an English team and dumb enough to draw fuking Barcelona next round, you are a dead meat. They are capable of thrashing all four English teams combined.