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hangthadj
28 Feb 2008, 04:05 PM
A few summers back my girlfriend and I were driving cross country. One night we stopped at the Phoenix Motel in San Francisco. Damn nice place. Pool and everything. After walking around the city all night we came back and saw this huge old Chevy with NJ plates parked so close to our car that we couldn't even open our drivers side door. And there were several other open parking spots nearby. "What kind of asshole parks like that?" I said outloud to my girl. She shook her head and muttered, "Slut."

The next morning as we are checking out none other than Vincent Gallo walks through the lobby and to that car. He gets out some ciggerrettes, and then walks on his way. Doesn't move the car. Well, that explains it, I thought. Vincent Gallo is an asshole, so that makes perfect sense.

Now, on his own website, we can see that he is also a slut...

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4

$50,000, Vinny? Seriously?

Ringo
28 Feb 2008, 04:42 PM
he may be a parking slut, but the offer to sell himself and (further down) his sperm was actually pretty funny.

still, if I ever see him I'll punch him in the balls on your behalf, thus avenging you and making it impossible to claim his $1 million.