The official NUFC poster pissing contest thread

[ToonUSA]

Name one team in the top 10 that would want to hire KK as their manager. Then ask yourself if he was the best manager available for the job. The ask yourself the same question for Dennis Wise and the DOF position. ********ing Spurs got Juande Ramos and cup glory meanwhile Ashley goes out and tries to get Harry Redknapp and when that fails then some how convinces Kelvin Koogan to unretire.
You don't see how much of a joke we're as a club. Try wearing your Toon shirt into a pub to watch a game Saturday morning. It's ********ing pathic and honestly I don't know what to say anymore. I'm sick of it. I pray DIC come in for the club this summer and fire everyone with the quickness.

Easy there Gazza, get away from the ledge.

I wanted Van Gaal, I've said that many times. However, I'm willing to get behind who we have and give him time to see what he's got. Maybe if you weren't so negative it wouldn't be so painful to wear the shirt. I wear it all the time and love it. (belated thanks to Jared btw, quality strip. meant to send you a pm 2 months ago)

[tigerdave]

Playing quasi-nice when I make a pissing contest thread, and making pissing contests out of soccer threads. Do you people do this to ******** with my head?
Seriously. :p

[Dirt McGirt]

Easy there Gazza, get away from the ledge.

I wanted Van Gaal, I've said that many times. However, I'm willing to get behind who we have and give him time to see what he's got. Maybe if you weren't so negative it wouldn't be so painful to wear the shirt. I wear it all the time and love it. (belated thanks to Jared btw, quality strip. meant to send you a pm 2 months ago)
Easy little (or big, I don't really want to go there) fella I was the only one supporting BSA after the 3-1 Pompey tonking at St.James.:D

If you check my posting history I've generally been rather positive overall but the mistakes made by the new owners over the last 8 months have been fairly large gaffes that have really tried my patience.

Do you ever listen to 606 or World Soccer Daily?

[ToonUSA]

No, I don't really have the time to listen to those.

Isn't World Soccer Daily the one with those idiots from "Fox Football Fone in" on it?

[Dirt McGirt]

No, I don't really have the time to listen to those.

Isn't World Soccer Daily the one with those idiots from "Fox Football Fone in" on it?
Yeah WSD has Steven from FFF and 606 is Tim Lovejoy on BBC both are podcast so you can download and take with you in the car or the gym. Both are call in shows and it's funny to hear Geordies call in talk about the club on 606.

Neutral football fans on both sides of the Atlantic have no idea why we fired BSA and wonder why in the world a club as massive as the Toon would hire KK. It doesn't make sense anywhere else but Newcastle and really it doesn't even make sense there but it's interesting to her people wonder why the 14th richest club in the world looks so dreadful. Of course we know more than most but still you have to wonder. The Guardian has an incredible football podcast as well that cover not only the Prem but Italy and Spain.

[JaredSS07]

I have the same access to the media as you and I've read the same stories as you. I don't have the time or inclination to link to every article that helped shape my opinions over the past season but I'm quite confident in my assertion the Mort and Ashley have taken over the club without a solid plan for the future. The team played much better when BSA was in charge and statistics bear this out and again do your own research.

I have no problem with you having the opinion that everything is going awful. I have no problem with you sharing that opinion and creating discussion of it. I do have a problem when you act like your opinion is absolute truth and can only be refuted with concrete facts. I have read all the same articles as you but haven't formed the opinions you did. Therefore my opinion should be just as valid as yours and not require any more facts that yours.


As far as the personal attacks it's the freaking internet who cares but if your going to do it don't cry about it when it comes back on you.

My whole point is that I don't want to start a personal fight with you and shoot insults back and forth. Whether it's the internet or not, I don't feel the need to play that way.

[mplsTOON]

I could piss over the wall in the toilets in school so I think I'm winning

well then according to that logic I'm winning because I can piss all over you in Newcastle from my desk in Minneapolis, by going west and not east, and not spilling a drop on ToonUSA's head in the process...

[mplsTOON]

If you go outside this thread you get infracted. Consider yourself warned.

Duly noted, so this is now the Urinal for teh NUFC board?

[Dirt McGirt]

I have no problem with you having the opinion that everything is going awful. I have no problem with you sharing that opinion and creating discussion of it. I do have a problem when you act like your opinion is absolute truth and can only be refuted with concrete facts. I have read all the same articles as you but haven't formed the opinions you did. Therefore my opinion should be just as valid as yours and not require any more facts that yours.



My whole point is that I don't want to start a personal fight with you and shoot insults back and forth. Whether it's the internet or not, I don't feel the need to play that way. The last part was directed at MPLSToon not you. You and ToonUSA usually play the man and the ball as do I so fairplay to both of you.

Honestly I may come off like a jerk but I don't really care about your opinion at this point. It's wrong. Don't take it personal but my expectations for what a football club should be and what is acceptable are totally different from yours and I'm fine with that. So we can call a truce or whatever.

[mplsTOON]

I'm sorry but did Dirt say something?

because i heard something vaguely fart like and I'm sure it did not come out of my arse, so it must be him muttering about...

[Dirt McGirt]

I'm sorry but did Dirt say something?

because i heard something vaguely fart like and I'm sure it did not come out of my arse, so it must be him muttering about...
Don't click "View Post" and everything will be alright little fella.

[Dirt McGirt]

I'm sorry but did Dirt say something?

because i heard something vaguely fart like and I'm sure it did not come out of my arse, so it must be him muttering about...

See there is where you get it wrong. I am not angry or sad about the Toon's situation. I am disappointed, but I feel no emotional need to go out and jump upon every opportunity to try and prove my point because we are disappointing.

You need to dispassionately disengage yourself sometimes. Pegging the outrage meter to often is not good for your heart, both physically and metaphorically.

So I get it, its OK for you to lecture us but not the other way around.

The mind reels

Dear: MPLS TOON

[X] Newb
[X] Troll
[ ] Loser
[X] 13 year-old
[ ] Thread Hijacker
[ ] Sock Puppet
[X] Internet toughguy
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Hater

You are being flamed because you:

[ ] Started yet another “Clint Dempsey” thread
[ ] Created yet another "Freddy Adu" thread.
[ ] Posted yet another "Gooch to ..." thread.
[ ] Began another “Landon needs to go to Europe” thread.
[ ] Are still under the delusion that Emre is talented.
[ ] Posted another "MLS needs Promotion/Relegation" thread.
[ ] Started another "Bruce Arena ruined the USMNT" thread.
[ ] Continually perv out in the “Womens’ Football” forums.
[ ] Are a racist.
[ ] Are a plastic bandwagon jumper.
[ ] Have no concept of tactical balance.
[X] Are just an idiot and too stupid to argue with.
[ ] Didn’t include an [R] next to your post.
[ ] Lost to my team and came here to make excuses.
[X] Didn’t do any simple research before you decided to post.
[ ] Don't know which forum to post in.
[X] Posted false information and/or ridiculous claim(s).
[ ] POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] Mispeled evry sengle werd.
[ ] Still write like a middle school student on myspace.

For punishment, you must:

[ ] Delete your forum ID.
[X] Stop looking at internet porn for [5] days.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Move out of your mother’s basement within [30] days.
[ ] Buy everybody a beer.
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[X ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[X] Get hit over the head with a wiffle ball bat [5] times.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:

[X] You need to learn to watch the game.
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Go back to school and finish your education.
[ ] Do us all a favor and go kill yourself.
[ ] Get a life.
[X] I've found more intelligent posts floating in the toilet.
[X] STFU for Christ sake!
[ ] Learn to post correctly.
[X] Have a nice day. :)

[ToonUSA]

If you're on his ignore list what was the point of that?

[BayernWake]

Your mom's so fat she ate the Internet.

[Dirt McGirt]

If you're on his ignore list what was the point of that?
It makes me laugh when "Yank Bastard" drops those over on YA and USA Men.:D
Just having some fun on the board. Hell you flip me more shit then anyone and half the stuff you say about me makes me laugh out loud( the other half makes me think you are a special needs kid but thats cool)

[Dirt McGirt]

Your mom's so fat she ate the Internet.
Martin Van Bommel is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

[BayernWake]

Martin Van Bommel is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

:D

I'd actually never heard that one before. Nice.

P.S. Mark van Bommel would kick your ass for getting his name wrong.

[ToonUSA]

It makes me laugh when "Yank Bastard" drops those over on YA and USA Men.:D
Just having some fun on the board. Hell you flip me more shit then anyone and half the stuff you say about me makes me laugh out loud( the other half makes me think you are a special needs kid but thats cool)

Yea, well yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test.

[Dirt McGirt]

:D

I'd actually never heard that one before. Nice.

P.S. Mark van Bommel would kick your ass for getting his name wrong.

Mark Van Bommel??? Never heard of him;)

Yea, well yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

[BayernWake]

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

You must spread rep before...etc. etc.