View Full Version : Let's all bash the Scummers!
worldsoccer-Jeff
11 Aug 2003, 08:30 PM
Let's all bash the Scummers! It just has to be done.
worldsoccer-Jeff
11 Aug 2003, 09:05 PM
A teacher starts a new job at a school in Portsmouth and trying to break the ice and make a good impression on her first day, tells the class that she is a Pompey fan. She asks the kiddies to raise their hands if they are Pompey fans as well. Everyone in the class raises a hand except for one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Pompey fan" she replies.
The teacher, obviously shocked, asked "well, if you're not a Pompey fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm an Man Utd fan, and proud of it" Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you an Man Utd fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a Man Utd fan and my dad is an Man Utd fan, so I'm an Man Utd fan too ! "
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be an Man Utd fan. You don't have to be like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Scummer fan", she replies....
portsmouth
30 May 2004, 01:21 PM
Why do people take an instant dislike to Scummers?
It saves time.
portsmouth
09 Jul 2004, 05:34 PM
are you from pompey originally or did you come over for a holiday or anything?
Pompeytillidie
16 Aug 2004, 10:21 AM
A teacher starts a new job at a school in Portsmouth and trying to break the ice and make a good impression on her first day, tells the class that she is a Pompey fan. She asks the kiddies to raise their hands if they are Pompey fans as well. Everyone in the class raises a hand except for one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Pompey fan" she replies.
The teacher, obviously shocked, asked "well, if you're not a Pompey fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm an Man Utd fan, and proud of it" Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you an Man Utd fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a Man Utd fan and my dad is an Man Utd fan, so I'm an Man Utd fan too ! "
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be an Man Utd fan. You don't have to be like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Scummer fan", she replies....
lol brilliant!
monkeyhead
12 Sep 2004, 08:02 PM
54 (and counting) in prison so far from the Pompey Scum home game! another 26 faces in the news last week who they're after.