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brianodom
19 Feb 2008, 12:36 PM
ARSENAL goalkeeper Manuel Almunia’s house is being HAUNTED by the ghost of a monk.

The star’s wife spotted the ghoul at their swish pad on the site of an old asylum.

Spaniard Almunia, 30, has also heard chains rattling and had stereos turning on at full volume on their own. He is so spooked boss Arsene Wenger has given him permission to go home for lunch to avoid leaving wife Ana alone at the house in Abbots Langley, Herts.

Terrified Almunia said yesterday: “My house is small but there is a lot of history to it and it seems there are ghosts.

“It’s in a place where there was a psychiatric hospital. They sent mental patients there and people who were sick after the Second World War.

“When we first moved in we heard a lot of strange noises like chains being dragged around.

“Then when we were sleeping the stereo came on at full volume. Some very strange things were happening.

“One night, we were sleeping and my wife suddenly woke me up with a shout. She said there was this monk-like figure with a candle in his hand. She was in bed, next to me. I didn’t see him but I was s*** scared.

“We’ve spoken to neighbours, and they said this was normal.

“Perhaps it’s black magic, I don’t know. But some weird things were definitely going on.”

Locals believe the mental institution Almunia’s home was built on was The Leavesden Hospital, which was shut in the 1990s.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article817076.ece

as a Ghost Hunter I find it quite interesting

gooner4eva
19 Feb 2008, 02:05 PM
hold on.
WW2 links.
Mental asylum.

STOP IT JENS!!

mpeabody
19 Feb 2008, 02:07 PM
If Scooby-Doo taught me anything it's that ghosts are always crooked real estate developers.

Bluto11
19 Feb 2008, 04:25 PM
i love the last line. so the asylum was torn down in the '90s and no one can remember what it was called? hmmm......

And_ROOS
19 Feb 2008, 04:38 PM
If BigSoccer taught me anything it's that ghosts are always disgruntled German goal keepers.

Ahh thats better ;)

yossarian
19 Feb 2008, 07:27 PM
If Scooby-Doo taught me anything it's that ghosts are always crooked real estate developers.

Not always.....I can remember a would-be perpetrator of insurance fraud or two not getting away with it on account of those meddling kids and their dog.

mobjack
19 Feb 2008, 09:34 PM
Time to call the Most Haunted crew.

Darth Norteņo
20 Feb 2008, 07:17 AM
Cue Jennifer Love Hewitt in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Skizz
20 Feb 2008, 07:22 AM
I think these blokes would get the job done quicker and would be more appropriate.

http://www.spacejunk.org/spacejunk/wp-content/images/dvd/update_realghostbustersdvd.jpg

Bluto11
20 Feb 2008, 08:13 AM
back off man, I'm a scientist

yossarian
20 Feb 2008, 08:15 AM
Cue Jennifer Love Hewitt in 5, 4, 3, 2...

.....or at least pictures of her.

Skizz
20 Feb 2008, 08:23 AM
Don't fear... Dr. Venkman and his STAFF are here!

mpeabody
20 Feb 2008, 08:26 AM
Don't fear... Dr. Venkman and his STAFF are here!

You know, they could have at least made the cartoon characters look remotely like the actors. They only one that was even close was Slimer.

Skizz
20 Feb 2008, 08:33 AM
I will not hear a bad word said about RGB :mad: in that frame of mind, they could at least have made the actors look remotely like the cartoon characters!!! :p

That argument will never stick...

antifan
20 Feb 2008, 01:21 PM
Cue Jennifer Love Hewitt in 5, 4, 3, 2...
I'm still haunted by seeing that picture of her ass these days...


It was like seeing Rick Mahorn in a bikini.

HighburyGoon
20 Feb 2008, 02:24 PM
I'm still haunted by seeing that picture of her ass these days...


It was like seeing Rick Mahorn in a bikini.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind

Darth Norteņo
22 Feb 2008, 11:56 AM
.....or at least pictures of her.

I'm still haunted by seeing that picture of her ass these days...


It was like seeing Rick Mahorn in a bikini.

Agreed on both counts. Here's to days gone by...

http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt/jennifer_love_hewitt_020.jpg

thebigman
25 Feb 2008, 08:27 AM
what pic of her ass anti? is it nice and round?

edit: googled it, nothing wrong with a bit of junk in the trunk

im a big fan of big booty myself