View Full Version : Cristiano - Handbags and banter (thread for banter, irreverence and every area of CR7's life)
Joelzinho
16 Jan 2008, 02:34 PM
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4899/14197806nn4.jpg
israbeckham
16 Jan 2008, 03:07 PM
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4899/14197806nn4.jpg
LOL but we all know that would never happen (Because Veloso and the other guy cant speak English);)
Quaresma
16 Jan 2008, 05:04 PM
LOL but we all know that would never happen (Because Veloso and the other guy cant speak English);)
It should be Veloso saying that, because Veloso is a gay ****** and it would be funnier if someone gay says that considering the abuse "ponce" ronaldo gets from opposing fans in that regard.
Veloso=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqu9uAMl3wU
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Look how to whispers to Manelele after as well, revolting!
JC7rox
16 Jan 2008, 06:08 PM
Quaresma>Ronaldo
GTFO
YOUNGSTARS87
18 Jan 2008, 12:52 PM
It should be Veloso saying that, because Veloso is a gay ****** and it would be funnier if someone gay says that considering the abuse "ponce" ronaldo gets from opposing fans in that regard.
Veloso=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqu9uAMl3wU
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Look how to whispers to Manelele after as well, revolting!
Lol. Wait.
WTF!? :confused:
What the hell was Veloso doing on top of that other Portuguese player? What the hell was that humping motion!?!?
What the hell did he whisper to him?
:eek:
Uh.... :eek:
BusbyBabes
18 Jan 2008, 01:30 PM
What the hell did he whisper to him?
:eek:
Uh.... :eek:
"Shall I put on some more lubricant?"
"The carpet, the car or the four-poster bed..you decide"
Cringe worthy....can you imagine Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson and Veloso in digs together?:eek:
Rakim_22
18 Jan 2008, 01:33 PM
"Shall I put on some more lubricant?"
"The carpet, the car or the four-poster bed..you decide"
Cringe worthy....can you imagine Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson and Veloso in digs together?:eek:
You got a wild imagination...wow. Me likey. :D
Joelzinho
18 Jan 2008, 01:49 PM
Lol. Wait.
WTF!? :confused:
What the hell was Veloso doing on top of that other Portuguese player? What the hell was that humping motion!?!?
What the hell did he whisper to him?
:eek:
Uh.... :eek:
Thats what we all want to know. It was Manuel Fernandes that Veloso was on top of. It looked like Manny actually tryed to get up but Veloso wouldn't allow it.lol
BusbyBabes
18 Jan 2008, 01:57 PM
He was just highlighting one of his favourite hobbies..*woof woof*
O Fenômeno
18 Jan 2008, 05:13 PM
the best PART is when barry white music kicks in and you hear the sigh..
"ughhhhh"..
LMSFAO...
You can't even justify that...can't do a "no homo" either...
Dude posistioned himself perfect...ready for insertion eh?
Joelzinho
18 Jan 2008, 08:01 PM
the best PART is when barry white music kicks in and you hear the sigh..
"ughhhhh"..
LMSFAO...
You can't even justify that...can't do a "no homo" either...
Dude posistioned himself perfect...ready for insertion eh?
He had just came back from a vacation in Brasil, I guess he took some things back to Portugal with him.
Invincible
18 Jan 2008, 08:08 PM
He had just came back from a vacation in Brasil, I guess he took some things back to Portugal with him.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8183/colbertnyd4onrw0.gif
O Fenômeno
18 Jan 2008, 08:43 PM
He had just came back from a vacation in Brasil, I guess he took some things back to Portugal with him.
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9439/whatwhat1rr8wn9ed4.gif
ah you got that off though lmao
Joelzinho
18 Jan 2008, 08:53 PM
lol...
eh yo, serious question. Have you seen the movie O Pai O?
dannytoone
18 Jan 2008, 08:57 PM
lol...
eh yo, serious question. Have you seen the movie O Pai O?
I have a friend in that movie. She has a small part.
Haven't seen it yet...TBH it looks kinda stupid.
Joelzinho
18 Jan 2008, 08:58 PM
I have a friend in that movie. She has a small part.
Haven't seen it yet...TBH it looks kinda stupid.
Serious! Thats sick. Hopefully it will be a decent comedy.
israbeckham
23 Jan 2008, 03:03 AM
:D
Medical experts have come to the defence of Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo over his spotkick gaffe against West Ham last month.
United lost the game 2-1, with Ronaldo's penalty miss opening the door for the Hammers to storm back from one goal down to win through headers from Matthew Upson and Anton Ferdinand.
A top neurologist has claimed that animated perimeter boards could have affected Ronaldo when he stepped up to take his spotkick.
Dr Bahador Bahrami of the Institute of Cognitive Neuroscience at University College, London cites Ronaldo's miss at West Ham on December 29 as just one instance of a player possibly being distracted by the animated LED boards.
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He has suggested that the Portuguese star's concentration may have been disrupted by the LED advertising board behind the goal - which at the time was bookmaker JAXX - West Ham's online betting partner - which was moving to the left, the same direction that Ronaldo aimed his shot.
He told the Daily Mail: "Studies have shown that if you are reaching for something, the human brain corrects for background movement, so you could end up missing the object you are aiming for.
"If the player's brain was attempting to focus on the ball and ignore the moving image in the background as he took the shot, this could have had a similar effect."
However, the subliminal effect of West Ham's sponsor has been played down by JAXX themselves.
"I'd love to say that we set the whole thing up, but this is a simple animated graphic that has been in use all season at more than one Premiership club," said Mark Irvine, Managing Director of JAXX UK.
"From my own experience as a football fan, I know that LED boards can be divisive as some fans find them distracting but, even if this is true, it's the first time I've heard of a result actually hinging on an animated logo.
"It would be interesting to take the concept one step further, perhaps with home clubs flashing up 'Shoot to the Left!' or 'You're Gonna Miss!' as away players prepare to take a penalty. I'm not sure what the FA would make of it though."
:rolleyes:
Amdrag
23 Jan 2008, 03:13 AM
The only way he could of possibly missed. :D
Father Ted
23 Jan 2008, 09:57 AM
Interesting one that. Has anyone ever noticed if those animated billboards are turned on or off when we take a penalty at OT?
On Ronaldo, I would like to see him given a rest this weekend. I'm worried about him getting burnt out.
benni...
23 Jan 2008, 10:09 AM
I dont think they move from left to right or vice versa. I think they fade in and out, or go up and down.