A Little More Fun

[greatbluekingly]

Was poking around the SC site early today and came across a thread with these posts from the arsenal-mania.com forum. I thought I would re-produce some of them for our enjoyment...

Here are the posts, enjoy:

(Starting 5 mins before KO and ending in tears)

number_0 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:54 am perfect scenario is we go to the game. let tottenham dominate us for ninty minutes then come out with a 0-0 draw.
would be golden to see those small timers celebrate a 0-0 draw at home to their crowd against our reserves.

Kenyonhater [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:03 pm It's laughable that their fans will claim that they are better than us if they win. They've already convinced themselves that we are not playing kids or reserves but seasoned international first-teamers. If Gallas plays and then Cesc, Rosicky or Ade come on they will claim we are cheating, ffs!

Of our first choice XI only Gallas (forced by injury to Senderos)and Sagna will probably start. After that it will be squad players, many of whom are very young, plus some first teamers on the bench. Had all our players been fit and available, the squad for the match would have been even younger and less experienced. Senderos, Djourou and Song would almost certainly have been included.

Tottenham could well beat us tonight. That will be annoying but it will mean nothing in terms of our relative quality and potential. For that you only have to glance at the league table. This may seem obvious to most of us but have the briefest of conversations with a Spurs fan today and your grasp on reality will be seriously challenged. They are all terminally deluded.

lee1001 [Favoured Members] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:15 pm When we win i can't wait to hear the Spurs fans crying and complaining that we didn't play a youth squad. Like it makes any difference whether we play them with kids or our first team its always the same result.

lagosgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:59 pm we are going to murder them I can see it in Gallas's face. Reminds me of Vierra back in the day

lagosgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:07 pm jenas

phenn [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:08 pm
Well now we just have to rely on the "tottenham bottling effect"

fab4girl [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:09 pm what the f**k man!
they touched the ball for the first time and..

phenn [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:09 pm Denilson's hurt.
Here comes cesc.
Spurs are f*d.

Lord Dula [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:14 pm Some smelly spurs fan said "Fibreglass is warming up. So much for Wenger playing the kids"
Fabregas is younger than all the Spurs players isnt he?

Gunners_Nadz [Local Moderators] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:30 pm f**k. 2-0..
Jesus. Jenas is playing a blinder.

Invincible [Forum Member]Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:33 pm f**k me, Berbatov hits post.

lagosgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:33 pm almost 3-0

Ginger_Reyes [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:39 pm A bird has shat on Diaby's head.

Ginger_Reyes [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:40 pm
Its an omen.

>YounGunner< [Forum Member]Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:41 pm
Can someone tell Diaby this is not a 3 on 3 scorpian game

MDGoonah41 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:42 pm Simple fix here.
Diaby off for Adebayor
Move Walcott to the right flank, Hleb to Diaby's spot, and Adebayor up top.

americanarf [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:42 pm king seems to have theo in his back pocket all day long ... he needs Ade or someone else to rattle him.

hujja [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:43 pm The mighty Spurs are pissing all over us.

Rocafella [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:50 pm HT....
Time to re-group and sort this f****g mess out, starting with the backline. If we can get a goal in the first 15-20 minutes of the 2nd half we can grab a foothold in this match because they'll be shitting it then.

Nyingmeh [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:52 pm Can we come back ? YES
Walcott Out => Ade In
Diaby Out => ?? In
Gallas looks Dodgy

Giga [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:08 pm Wouldn't it be ironic if Bendtner scores 2 goals? Just like Baptista last season. :)

americanarf [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22,2008 9:10 pm game over?

lagosgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:10 pm Game over

RandomHero84 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:11 pm Humiliation.

Giga [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:11 pm
Yep. Game over...

Invincible [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:11 pm
A scum fan came out to celebrate with Keane. Muppets.

invisibleman18 [Trusted Member Gold] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:12 pm
Well it's rather embarrassing now.

Rocafella [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:12 pm
dear god this could be 5 or 6 soon.

gunnertilldeath [Trusted Members] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:14 pm we're getting f****g thumped now... this is painful.
Lord Dula [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:15 pm
In a way it's quite cute - the Lilywhites are such a nice little family club :)

scruzgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:18 pm we're not missing anything except execution, passion, flair, quality, and defense. so 3-0 isn't really too bad, is it?

JazzG [Global Moderators] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:19 pm This is a f****g joke. One or two goals I can live with but what the f**k is going on here? The defence is a f****g shambles and they could even score more. This is a f****g joke and Wenger needs to get Eduardo out and Adebayor. Get Theo and that Diaby off the f****g pitch, Diaby in particular is annoying the f****g hell out of me. I really wonder if this guy has a future here, he is going backwards with every game he plays.

>YounGunner< [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 pm
Lets hope Chelsea rip them apart

lagosgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:21 pm
4-0

Gazza Martinez [Trusted Member Gold] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:23 pm
I know we're all trying to keep a sense of aloofness from this result, but ffs we're being hammered by f****g Spurs 3-0, regardless of it being the tin cup. It's just f****g farcical. They've conceded so many goals at home, and we don't even look like creating anything against them.
Edit: It's 4-0. Jesus wept. It's like the Spuds are exacting revenge for all the misery we've piled on them over the years. Better it comes in CC than the league I guess

beepos [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:23 pm
f**k...I quit

Natnat [Global Moderators] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:24 pm
My gawd Spuds will put out DVD and have tee shirts

dublingunner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:24 pm How dare Arsenal supporters leave. ********wits

HollandGooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:24 pm Put Pires on the pitch or something

albakos [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:25 pm Good night and better forget this asap.
We need to take a hard lesson from this.. This was a match of century for spurts and we underestimated them on first game. We should have won at Emirates..
We're still light years better than Spurts.
Forget this game. Good night

[jrob_blue]

Funny stuff. Just a touch of class by the always classy gooners.

[greatbluekingly]

Oh yes, there is more:

phenn [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:26 pm The sad thing is Berbatov hasn't even been what's doing this for them. Lennon is playing a blinder (he's got the beating of Traore) and Keane, the f****g bottler Robbie keane, has played lights out as well. Berbs did well but not that well.

scruzgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:26 pm if you told me we were going to lose to scum this year, this would be the game i'd put down for preference.
what i *can't* understand is the crap gunners fans who are leaving the ground. there's still half an hour left to do *something*, and i can say i'd LOVE it just for them to miss it (among other reasons, obviously) if we come back.

Natnat [Global Moderators]Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:29 pm
Lets hope Chelsea will slauter the spuds at the final

true gooner [Forum Member]Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:30 pm
f**k f**k f**k f**k Absolute s**t performance from our back line..... Im not leaving the house tommorow…

Original_AAA [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:31 pm There is only one word that describes this game: disgrace!

HollandGooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:31 pm It will be a harsh day tommorow a frend of my will laugh the hell out of me because he is pool fan

lagosgooner [Forum Member]Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:32 pm Well there goes ADe's record of never being in the losing side when he sccores

gunnertilldeath [Trusted Members] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:33 pm I dont know why i'm listening. I'm dumbfounded, confused. when was the last time we were beaten this badly? 6-1 at old fartford springs to mind. Ade with the goal. at least they dont keep the clean sheet

true gooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:33 pm Tottenumb dont do clean sheets..

Ginger_Reyes [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:34 pm 3 more goals and we've won.

scruzgooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:34 pm honestly, if we get it back to 4-2 they'll start to bottle....and they've taken off their goalscorers in keane and berbs...capitulate, tottenham! capitulate!

GUNNERS4L1FE [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:36 pm Jenas is an ugly c**t

Mostarac [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:37 pm
I might be crazy for saying this, but 3 goals against Tottenham in 20 minutes is possible

TheThoss [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:38 pm Make a dodgy back pass some Spurs c**t, please?

true gooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:40 pm I wish the commentary team would shut up....cant they understand that Wenger doesnt keep faith in the youngsters? He wants to give them experience! For the later years....
Ive just put me TV on mute...cant bear those smug c**nts singing

Jasard [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:43 pm Aw bless em they got their Champions League. Their better than our reserves, but that was pretty obvious to be honest.

dublingunner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:45 pm Never mind the result. 2 of our own players fighting, now that is embarrassing.

Ginger_Reyes [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:45 pm Bendtner and gallas arguing. Oh no

RandomHero84 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:45 pm What the hell is up with gallas bendtner and adebayor there? Were they getting warned for fighting amongst themselves?

phenn [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:45 pm Lee made a serious meal of that, the man's trying to get his bearings it's not his fault Lee's about as tall as most men's girlfriends

phenn [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:47 pm Come on Arsenal, one more goal, a two goal loss isn't THAT bad

bertlb2 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:47 pm what the f*. it that is a foul (ade's hand to lee's face), ade should go. it is a card or it isn't a foul.

Nyingmeh [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:48 pm am speechless

Mostarac [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:51 pm Ugly greasy Jenas is a f****g disgrace, man I wish I could take a shot at that f****g queer.

tam1886 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:52 pm RC8 was right. Ramos' mother is a whore. You don't even want to hear what I've got to say about his father.

MDGoonah41 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:52 pm Defoe bottles one. Some things never change at least.

famous no 10 [Trusted Members] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:53 pm Oh well, mickey mouse cup anyway. C**ts.

>YounGunner< [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:54 pm Tottenhams new goalkeeper is taking everything including my lunch money

RandomHero84 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:55 pm 6-2. We are the joke of the week

famous no 10 [Trusted Members] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:55 pm 5-1 f****g joke result...we've disgraced ourselves

>YounGunner< [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:56 pm Haha my Next door Neighboors are shouting 5-1 to the tottenham in order to miss my family off.. Cnuts

stiiphunn [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:59 pm Well had to happen someday.. Can't feel too sorry because we're top of the table atm and we're still in the FA cup and the CL.. Overall they deserved to go through. They were better than us.
It's just terrible because that means they are going to the final. hopefully they'll end up losing. seeing them all happy throughout the game and the end was just too much though...

GUNNERS4L1FE [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:06 pm What an absolute c**t of a performance, just put me in the ****iest of moods. c**nts

true gooner [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:11 pm I dont mind losing...but the way we lost tonight was shocking... I think its now clear that some players have ALOT of work to do... 5-1? Rubbish
And DONT answer you phones.. :(

arsmile [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:18 pm THIS MUST BE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO SUPPORT TOTNUMB - how come they havent all slit their writsts??? and the whoa screens are the icing on the cake- is that every single spuds, manure,cheski and liverpool fan on the internet coming over to laugh at us??

[greatbluekingly]

Last one, long posts I know; all credit to Woland over at SC for digging these up! Here goes:

psycho [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:19 pm I would have taken a loss funny enough- as hard as it may me- we were away.
We were thouroghly raped though. Proffesionally. Its a likkle hard to take.

gunnerGH [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:23 pm We didnt show our class at all tonight. Took defeat bitterly and lost by a huge margin. We were shocking in both legs. Has to be my lowest point as an arsenal fan right now

MDGoonah41 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:24 pm * The Spuds clearly wanted it more. We got mauled with a largely experienced side. Every single Arsenal player should be ashamed at that performance.
* It's time for Arsène to put the blind devotion to guys like Diaby, Gilberto and Walcott aside and put more quality into the team. If we have to rely on that trio for the rest of the season, the odds of us winning silverware are greatly reduced.

goonerwarsh [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:32 pm This performance has been coming for a long time, the writing was on the wall two weeks ago at the Emirates. Spurs were clearly from the first minute at our ground the more hungry to win, the more inventive and played like a complete team. We've been disjointed for I don't know how long now

sparky44 [Forum Member] Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:38 pm I was actually physically sick when malbranque scored. You know - I knew this was going to happen one day so I tried to prepare myself for when it actually could happen. You know, punch myself in the face a couple of times, try to jump off a bridge, burning myself - that sort of thing. But despite the amount of preparation you can do nothing can ever match the feeling of getting beat by the yids. Not only just losing but literally getting beat and losing the plot in the process.

There was so much wrong with tonights performance it was unbelieveable, but it didnt help us out with the fact that we could of come to WHL in a good position to finsih the tie off. I know its all good in hindsight but f****g hell wenger must really wish he had time machine right now.

Its like we threw away the game on purpose, we made bloody jermaine jenas looked good FFS. Im f****g livid. That was a complete disaster - pass us the razor blades when ya finished guys?

Illusion [Forum Member] Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:17 am
No excuses here, just summing up a few things and showing that this was Spurs best chance to beat us for an awful long time.
Reasons Spurs would win:

# Best Eleven on the pitch.
# 8 years of hurt to motivate the players.
# At home with passionate support.
# Players rested specifically for this tie.
# Chance of getting to their first final in years.
# Chance of getting their first trophy in even more years.
# Chance of revenge for last seasons implosion against us in the same competition.
# Their best chance to salvage a horrific season.
# Their best chance to qualify for Europe next season.
# Paul Robinson being dropped has been like a sphincter contracting around the Spurs goal, impeding entry.

Reasons we would lose:

# Too many reserve players.
# Inexperience throughout the team.
# Awful in the first leg, should have lost then.
# Least important competition we are in.
# 8 years humiliating them will always end up biting us in the arse sooner or later.
# Away at White Hart Lane after having such a poor showing at home.
# Hoyte as CB against Berbatov and Keane.

In addition to those factor in Spurs turning out their best performance for many years and us turning in a performance on the level of Sevilla Away and you can clearly see why they won 5-1.

Spurs did pretty much everything right and far too many things went wrong for us.

Fair play to them for pulling it off, it was always going to happen one day, it's just a shame all these things came together to let them have such a big scoreline.




[*That last post by Illusion is priceless, it speaks for itself; so what do you all reckon, worst fans in the world?]

5-1 5-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 5-1!!!!

[KHowe]

Sounds like arsenal-mania.com has alot of class on its boards...

This makes me happy we have atleast a few good Gooners on these boards. Not alot, but some (namely Skizz and the others that came to congratulate us in the game thread).

[Phillyspur]

They are not used to losing and it is sad for real Arsenal fans that some idiots turn on their team and Wenger so quickly. They need to get some backbone.

Funniest thing I saw on COYS was someone referring to them now as

Ar5ena1

[KHowe]

Ar5ena1

Thats great. :D

[greatbluekingly]

These are the "real" Arse fans--arsenal-mania.com is made up their hardcore supporters, if I am not mistaken. It's not like the Scum boards on Big Soccer--full of 12 year olds and side switching glory hunters. Have a look (http://arsenal-mania.com/) for yourself. The Scummers that aren't complete tits (and I'm taking everyone's word for it that the do in fact exist :p) are the exception. Anyway, their misery is our pleasure so let's enjoy it, G-d knows its been awhile in coming! :D

Love the comment on Juande's mother, pure class...