Interesting Owen quote...

[655321]

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N141240030803-0915.htm

Translation-"Win or I'm gone".

[Bjornebye]

Originally posted by 655321
http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N141240030803-0915.htm

Translation-"Win or I'm gone".

No translation needed for Carragher's recent quote:

""I think the main priority for us has to be to get into the Champions League now. We've got to aim for the title and push as hard as we can to win it, but realistically the target is to get into the top three.

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N141225030802-0911.htm

Stig

[Matt Clark]

'Interesting' as in 'Ooh look - I've just shat myself. I haven't done that in nearly 30 years ... '.

He's supposed to be signing a new contract this summer. This sort of talk is not heartening. Let's hope it's just down to the usual massaging of the negotiations that normally takes place at this point in a contract deal.

[gdiersing]

And if he doesn't re-up during the season, and we don't win the league & fail to qualify for the CL, we have Owen with one year left next summer. Considering these comments do you think he'd skunk us and leave on a Bosman?

I think at the very least, Michael is quality enough not to leave the Reds empty handed (ie sign a contact and ask to be transferred).

Just a scary scenario all round.

[Theo]

I'm not sure that I'd assume anything in this day and age in football. I'd hope that Owen would have the class and loyalty to not leave Liverpool with absolutely nothing, but you never know. Only time will tell in this situation.

[655321]

The pressure Houllier must be feeling right now cannot be good for that man's heart.

[kopiteinkc]

This thread is very depressing, so some sexist poor humour is in order:

On that note, I just got this:


>> > THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>> >
>> > 6.00 Alarm.
>> >
>> > 6.15 Blow job.
>> >
>> > 6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport section.
>> >
>> > 7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
>>cooked by naked
>> > buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
>> >
>> > 7.30 Limo arrives.
>> >
>> > 7.45 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
>> >
>> > 9.15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
>> >
>> > 9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
>> >
>> > 11.45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
>>Perignon.
>> >
>> > 12.15 Blow job.
>> >
>> > 12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
>> >
>> > 12.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
>> >
>> > 12.30 Fly to Cairns.
>> >
>> > 3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all
>>nude who
>> > also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
>> >
>> > 4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
>> >
>> > 5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
>>(bending
>> > over......naturally).
>> >
>> > 6.45 ************, Shower and Shave.
>> >
>> > 7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and
>>hard porn
>> > legalised.
>> >
>> > 7.30 Dinner: lobster appetiser, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy
>>fillet steak
>> > followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
>> >
>> > 9.00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.....some
>>bending
>> > over).
>> >
>> > 11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
>>cleansing ale &
>> > -------.
>> >
>> > 11.45 In bed alone.
>> >
>> > 11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the
>>dog to
>> > leave the room.
>> >
>> > 12.00 Spend 10mins laughing before falling asleep.

[LiverpoolFanatic]

How could anyone his size eat that much? :p

[655321]

dickhead

http://www.skysports.com/skysports/article/0,,51-1099283,00.html