Build a Team from the Top 4 that Would be Relegated

[dd601]

---------------------Hilario------------------

Hyppia-----Senderos--------Silvestre-------Hoyte-----------


Pennant------Sidwell-----------Fletcher------ Aurelio----


-------------Bendtner----------Pizarro-------------

[dru_jones]

and the object of this exercise is ........ =)

[JAKE SPEED]

Assuming those players could play in their natural positions (Hyypia at CB, Silvestre at LB and Hoyte at RB) and that there was a bench of remotely serviceable players, that team would finish in the top half of the table.

[Johnino]

Assuming those players could play in their natural positions (Hyypia at CB, Silvestre at LB and Hoyte at RB) and that there was a bench of remotely serviceable players, that team would finish in the top half of the table.

Silvestre's natural position is centerback. He's only moved back to LB after we bought Vidic.

No way that team gets relegated. I think there are quite a few teasms mid table that would like to have Sidwell and Fletch in their engine rooms.

[dru_jones]

Silvestre's natural position is centerback. He's only moved back to LB after we bought Vidic.

No way that team gets relegated. I think there are quite a few teasms mid table that would like to have Sidwell and Fletch in their engine rooms.

i agree. they'd probably score 3 goals against Sunderland.

[Motterman]

------------O'Shea-------------

Simpson-Ben Haim-Senderos-Cole

Fletcher-Mikel-Hargreaves-Malouda

--------Kuyt-----Kalou---------

[jayro75]

Rafa is in the process of doing this with Liverpool.

[Twix]

-----------Heaton
-Sagna---Agger---Senderos---Riise

--Park---Eagles------Nani
--Voronin--Kuyt---Walcott

[SirManchester]

None of these teams would get relegated. Well perhaps if they would line up like this:

---------Kalou
Crouch-Voronin-SWP-Bendtner

Ben Haim-Mikel
----------------O'Shea
Hilario---Eagles

------Park

[leafdolfan]

------------O'Shea-------------

Simpson-Ben Haim-Senderos-Cole

Fletcher-Mikel-Hargreaves-Malouda

--------Kuyt-----Kalou---------

You put the number one keeper in the prem on your line up no way they'd get relegated.

[Achtung]

------------O'Shea-------------

Simpson-Ben Haim-Senderos-Cole

Fletcher-Mikel-Hargreaves-Malouda

--------Kuyt-----Kalou---------

Hargreaves because he'd never play and leave his team down to ten players. Although you could add Michael Owen and bring the team to nine.

Then just toss in Paul Scholes at CB and not only be down to eight but concede a penalty every game too. ;)

[J'can]

No way that a team asembled from the top 4 should be relegated unless you are taking the players from the reserves. most of the players listed so far are not flash player on their teams but solid ones and in the right conditions could do more than just survive relegation.

[Teso Dos Bichos]

Why Eboue is missing from most of these teams is baffling.

[Republic of Mancunia]

Neville and Makalele up front is a must, Wright-Phillips in goal.

Random other players played completely out of position for hilarious comedy value :rolleyes: and they'd go down.

[Teso Dos Bichos]

Pizarro - Kuyt
Kewell - Sidwell - Sissoko- Pennant
Silvestre - Senderos - Ben Haim - Eboue
Hilario

To the Championship!

[Invincible]

-------------------Hilario
-------Senderos----Hyppia-----Silvestre

Sean Shite Phillips---Fletcher---Sissoko----Riise

---------Pizarro------Dong------Kalou


The keeper's name is Hilario....that tells it's own story. The defense will be skinned by pace time and time again and if not by pace, by the sheer lack of brain cells in those three. The midfield wouldn't be able to string together more than 2 passes without hoofing it or handing it over to the opposition. The strike force couldn't hit a bulls ass with a snow shovel. To the Coca Cola they go.

[ReddestDevil]

------------O'Shea-------------

Simpson-Ben Haim-Senderos-Cole

Fletcher-Mikel-Hargreaves-Malouda

--------Kuyt-----Kalou---------

I'm assuming O'shea would captain this team?

You're right. They wouldn't do great, but the number of clean sheets would be ridiculous.

[ReddestDevil]

-------------------Hilario
-------Senderos----Hyppia-----Silvestre

Sean Shite Phillips---Fletcher---Sissoko----Riise

---------Pizarro------Dong------Kalou


The keeper's name is Hilario....that tells it's own story. The defense will be skinned by pace time and time again and if not by pace, by the sheer lack of brain cells in those three. The midfield wouldn't be able to string together more than 2 passes without hoofing it or handing it over to the opposition. The strike force couldn't hit a bulls ass with a snow shovel. To the Coca Cola they go.

I laughed for a good minute at this one, particularly the last 2 sentences.

[haven]

Not one of these teams would even sniff relgation.

[Rakim_22]

Not one of these teams would even sniff relgation.
You're right. They would inhale it.