XMAS Special: Bayern Münich 2008 - The Movie

[eissman]

In light of the (a) festive season, (b) surmounting the joyous peak after dwelling in such trecherous valleys in the 1st term, and (c) in anticipation of a long boring two months of little if any Bayern action/news/drama, Eissman present "Bayern Münich 2008: The Movie".

All auditions are open to any wannabe actor, and soundtrack selections are a must.
Please provide your thoughts on who should play whom and what potential song should accompany any such scenes with said actor.

May the creativity flow.... :D

[eissman]

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Franck-Ribery-Changed-His-Mind-Again-He-Wants-to-Stay-with-Marseille-1.jpg

Franck Ribery = Tom Green

http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/tom_green.jpg

[eissman]

http://de.uefa.com/multimediafiles/photo/competitions/ucl/522592_mediumsquare.jpg

Willy Sagnol = Ethan Hawke

http://static.amctv.com/img/originals/shootout/guests517x307/hawke517.jpg

[eissman]

http://wallace.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ze-roberto.jpg

ZeRoberto = Wesley Snipes

http://advance.uri.edu/quadangles/spr2006/images/snipes27.jpg

[ForeverRed]

HA! Brilliant idea! Great casting selections so far although I can't see Green looking good in a Bayern uniform and there is no fitness regiment in the world that is going to turn that scrawny dude into an athlete.

Can we cast dead actors? If so Kinski would be perfect for Oli.

http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1187446_4,00.jpg

http://spaghettiwesterns.1g.fi/actors/klaus/Klaus_Kinski_ManPride_01.jpg

[ForeverRed]

I also think Jackie Earle Haley from "Little Children" could be a more dramatic Ribery.

Just imagine him with a scar and some hari.

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/jackieearlehaley.jpg

[ForeverRed]

To compliment Willy's drama we gotta have "High and Dry" by Radiohead. :D

[Duncan Idaho]

ZeRoberto = Wesley Snipes



Hey, that's a perfect match :cool:


http://sportard.wdr.de/wm2006/wm/news200605/12/img/franz_400_dpa.jpg

He will have to play himself, no one will come close to him!

[eissman]

Nice! Love it. Yeah, I like your Ribery better. Much more ominous.

Kinski as Kahn is a natural! My next thought would have been Rutger Hauer, but too old.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fzqZWwXmf_6deM:http://i.imdb.com/Photos/HH/0000442/imdb01w.jpg

[eissman]

Hey, that's a perfect match :cool:


http://sportard.wdr.de/wm2006/wm/news200605/12/img/franz_400_dpa.jpg

He will have to play himself, no one will come close to him!

LOL! True....

...however, what about D. L. Hughley???

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/08/14_hughley_lgl.jpg

[eissman]

To compliment Willy's drama we gotta have "High and Dry" by Radiohead. :D

Love Radiohead! Just saw where one of the band members just composed a moving score... brilliant ratings as well.

Good song choice.

[ForeverRed]

Wow he is even better than Snipes for that role. Good call!

And Duncan is right, Der Kaiser will have to make personal cameo in this flick.

Can Hugh Jackman pull off our Luca?

http://www.telegraphindia.com/1060630/images/30toni.jpg

http://www.spielfilm.de/bilder/news/m7648_1--hugh_jackman.jpg

[Dead Fingers]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6460/mikenovickal5.jpg
Jude Ciccolella from 24 and Sin City will be playing Beckenbauer

[eissman]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6460/mikenovickal5.jpg
Jude Ciccolella from 24 and Sin City will be playing Beckenbauer

Bout time you chimed in... your my cinematographer, mate!

Nice call on Der Kaiser.

[Dead Fingers]

I also think Jackie Earle Haley from "Little Children" could be a more dramatic Ribery.

Just imagine him with a scar and some hari.

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/jackieearlehaley.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/richard_deitsch/12/14/media.circus/p1_haley.jpg

Haley: Still one of the best sports movie heroes.

:cool:

[eissman]

Luca Toni = Bob Sagat (vintage 1990)

http://kidtoons.tripod.com/danny.jpg

[Dead Fingers]

You need to imageshack that one eissman.

[ncfcb]

This is a great idea! I suck at it though. I'm a huge Christian Bale fan, who could he play?

[eissman]

This is a great idea! I suck at it though. I'm a huge Christian Bale fan, who could he play?

Dude... he is an amazing actor! Batman Begins was only the latest of many brilliantly produced films. My 1st intro to him was American Psycho... WOW!

Edit: looking to catch 3:10 to Yuma over XMas... saw the original over Thanksgiving... great storyline.

[eissman]

http://www.sport-rekord.de/userfiles/image/img/Spieler_altintop_hamit_0708.jpg

Hamit Ailtontop = Benjamin Bratt

http://www.poster.net/bratt-benjamin/bratt-benjamin-photo-benjamin-bratt-6223667.jpg