"Having a relationship with a woman is like baking a cake" - NSROT [17]

[thebigman]

wow case is a pure hater

remember ronaldo getting rooney sent off? he dives more than ever and is an arrogant ********

arsenal are top and flamini>>>>hargreaves

talking of average midfielders.....fletcher anyone?

[appleCORR7]

I was a little bored this afternoon so thought i'd go and have a kick about. Sadly my ball was a bit a flat and after spending about 30 minutes looking for my pump i gave up.

Not completely though ... this afternoon i learnt to juggle a tennis ball, a golf ball and ... and empty can. Possibly the hardest thing to juggle ever!! But see, women can improvise!!

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[red & wite army]

You ever juggled a toilet roll??
They're not too hard to, but as I start getting used to it, I usually have to go and use the toilet roll for the purpose I found it for.

Haha, no no, only jokes, they're a rarity here in Africa where we usually use leaves off the trees in our garden. ;)

[appleCORR7]

Hmm never tried that one ... ive juggled a pringles tube before. That wasn't too hard because its longer and a bit heavier than a can.

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[Case]

wow case is a pure hater

remember ronaldo getting rooney sent off? he dives more than ever and is an arrogant ********




NO, but I clearly remember CARVALHO getting rooney sent off

and yes Fletcher is the epitomy of average. Strangely he looks really quite good for Scotland, but can't remember anyone EVER bigging him up...
I do love how well thought out your arguments are and the intelligent and constructive justifications u put in, I mean ">>>>>>>>>>", you wouldn't find your average 12yr old internet troll using that....

U really are proving urself of late...

Wot next apps, hacky-sack?

[appleCORR7]

Wot next apps, hacky-sack?

Hmmm ... maybe i should invest in one of those bad boys?!!

I did actually have a go with a toilet roll just ... i managed 89 kick up before like R&W said i needed to use it for its original purpose! hahaha!

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[Case]

when I worked in warehouses I used to make footballs out of everything, sellotape, plastic wrapping, bags full of polystyrene packing drops, bubble wrap, elastic bands....but I prolly can't do 89 kickups wid a futsal ball so canny really compare....

It was around this time that we had this rasta-kiwi working, when we'd go have a kickabout at lunchtime as the adjacent college he couldn't kick a ball without toe-punting it, but dude could do pretty much anything with a hacky-sack and basically never drop it! Strange

[appleCORR7]

Hacky Sack is a complety different skill though really isnt it? I mean it doesn bounce in anyway and im sure its a different kicking technique to keep it up.

I like the K-Swiss advert where the guy is doing loads of tricks with one. But i bet if you gave him a ball he'd be crap.

I've just always been told that anything you can do with a big ball you can do with a small ball and visa versa its completely true.

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[appleCORR7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A72jSPEtOJI

See what i mean, its all about cushioning the ball, balancing it then flicking it back up. No real kicking is involved.

This guy is very good but it looks like he's having some kinda of mental episode!

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[red & wite army]

I'm shite with a hacky sack - I gave it away because I disliked it so much!

LOL at that video Apple. Whats the tosser doing with no top on?

London people or regular visitors...
Do you have any suggestions for when I'm in London in just over a week??

Entertainment, food, shops, bars, etc etc

[kaitster]

LMAO! The comments on that video are hysterical.

"i Cant do none of that shit but atleast im not some stuck up loser who spends most of his time kicking the shit out a a furry ball."
"you look like your having an epileptic fit coz i cant see the ball"

[Case]

Sanchy, Laaaandun breaks down as such:

Entertainment: Legitimately being allowed to kickoff at anyone (man/woman/child/elderly woteva) IF they stand on the left on an underground escalator. Run up and down EVERY one you can and knockdown anyone stood accross that middle line.
Also crossing-watching, every arrogant prick that goes there acts like a Chav who dropped his burberry cap the other side of the street, cross wherever and whenever they want as if cars would not dare hit them. Laaaaandun drivers do NOT accept this and aggressively drive AT any chump crossing as that light goes green for 0.8 seconds....

Food: Euston station has 2zillion eateries, including a Krispy Kreme stall...

Shops: Selfridges has a Krispy Kreme's section...
oh wait, well generally get off tube at Oxford Circus and head towards Carnaby street (sure I'll get corrected by experts). Round here u got a soccer scene, Puma store and a few other shops I reckon u'd like. On the main Oxford circus road there's NikeTown on the corner as well as a bunch of otehr prestigey shops. Also down the road is the adidas store, en route you'll passby a bunch of sports soccers. Im sure there's a bunch more but Im just trying to keep it all centralised to one location, to minimise the walking for your poor documentary crew :p

Bars: Erm, they sell drinks at the Krispy Kreme stall....

[thebigman]

NO, but I clearly remember CARVALHO getting rooney sent off

and yes Fletcher is the epitomy of average. Strangely he looks really quite good for Scotland, but can't remember anyone EVER bigging him up...
I do love how well thought out your arguments are and the intelligent and constructive justifications u put in, I mean ">>>>>>>>>>", you wouldn't find your average 12yr old internet troll using that....

U really are proving urself of late...

Wot next apps, hacky-sack?

proving myself? as what?

just talking ish on a forum cus i got nothing better to do, most of the time

:cool:

really ashould get a job after my skiing holiday though

[red & wite army]

Well Case, considering I am intolerant to both wheat and dairy, your focus on Krispy Kreme stores may not be so useful. Although, I might just bump into Cesc if I'm lucky...

"Sometimes on a day off I go to the Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. When we play at home, I go there after the game and it's like a doughnut party! Everyone is eating doughnuts inside their cars - it's like a disco!"

I'll be in London for a week, by myself, so I've got a few to wonder around and explore...and do exactly what I want to do without being told to hurry up.

I'll definitely go to Lillywhites a few times - I really did love that place, and with the January sales....could be interesting. And with the time I've got, I'll head to all those sports shops as well.

I will probably go the Emirates every day until I'm told to leave the area in suspicion of me planting a bomb. I'll take multiple tours, and maybe two Legends tours as well.

I'm thinking of going on a staudium tour of Craven Cottage, simply because my friend is a big supporter of them, and I really want to see that damn cottage in real life!

I'll go to Upton Park and Stamford Bridge and the Valley as well - just to have a look-see around.

But I really do want to know of some clubs!! It's going to be pretty arb going clubbing by myself tho, until I've met randoms...

[quixoticelixir42]

Well Case, considering I am intolerant to both wheat and dairy, your focus on Krispy Kreme stores may not be so useful. Although, I might just bump into Cesc if I'm lucky...

man that sucks.. no cereal for you.
or alot of things.

[thebigman]

krispey cremes are basically liquid sugar inside a sugary dough ball covered in sugar

[wrekinrak25]

nothing wrong with that...also near oxford circus theres an adidas store that was all high tech and fancy...and when i was in london i had to go to the fcuk store and buy a couple of shirts
"I'd fcuk me"

[Case]

I never knew cesc posted on here ;)

Who ever said anything about you eating the donuts!!! I was hoping a fabs shirt etc would translate nicely into like 10 boxes of them bad boys, im nearly backto weight after the holidays and need more of a challenge to get me in the gym:p
If rarely seen a french connection shirt whose owner didn't want a punch in the eye....mebe unfairly basing that coz of a mate's prediliction for Greg Thompson'ing, but they do come accross as Britney Spears lowbrow....
yea think that's the same adidas store, loadsa exciting gimmicky stuff but really didn't have that much in terms of product last time I poked me head thru...

[Skizz]

I'm shite with a hacky sack - I gave it away because I disliked it so much!

LOL at that video Apple. Whats the tosser doing with no top on?

London people or regular visitors...
Do you have any suggestions for when I'm in London in just over a week??

Entertainment, food, shops, bars, etc etc
I went to Warehouse in Walthamstow yesterday (deep in Spurs land) and it was pants. Some idiot from Big Brother was in there and that says it all. Girls were goooooood though. Didn't close until 6am!

If you want to go to bars Islington is quite good, Pitcher and Piano on Upper Street do a mean cocktail or two, Steam Passage is alright and Elbow Rooms on the market often has celebs in there, although the last time I went the main attractions were Kelly Osborne and a random Spurs player :p

Leicester Square is a bit overrated, was gonna go Sound a few weeks ago which was jamming a couple of years ago but when we were about to get in the queue a bunch of ugly 13 year olds (at least they looked that old) went in ahead of us so we were like...******** that!

Niche places are best to go to now, best thing is come to the pub after you watch Arsenal we always end up doing something good afterwards, after the Spuds match me and the girl I was with headed to a strip club :eek: and before you say it, she asked to go!!!!

[Case]

Hope she learned some new tricks ;)
Be quite un-nerring if she started making it rain tho:eek: as great as "bi-curious" female friends are, there's a point when you become Ross in his first marriage....