View Full Version : "Having a relationship with a woman is like baking a cake" - NSROT [17]
Case
17 Dec 2007, 06:44 PM
Haha, and to think work is the reason I started posting on BS in the first place....
red & wite army
17 Dec 2007, 06:48 PM
I'd never let any girl wear my newest Arsenal home shirt - absolutely no chance I'm gonna let them mess it up with their makeup an all - no chance!!
I've given a girl my brand new 04/05 home shirt that was wayy too small for, and managed to convert her into a Gooner...except we've found that EVERY match she has watched, we've dropped points. The only games she has watched is:
Arsenal 2 - 2 Man Utd
Newcastle 1 - 1 Arsenal
Boro 2 - 1 Arsenal
Thats damning evidence, especially since I banned her from watching the Chelsea and Dinamo game.
Skizz
17 Dec 2007, 06:57 PM
She's worn my lucky shirt for one game, we won and beat the scum. Allllllllll good. I'm gonna get her to come next week!!! :D
Good looking girl, but before the game the concept of football was lost on her. Top three were:
1. She wanted to know where the programs were that said "Chelsea" instead of "Arsenal" on so she could get one for her boyfriend.
2. She said "you'll have to tell me who's wearing what color and what way they are shooting". What colour shirt have you got on love. The non-red ones are Chavski in that case.
3. She did have a great insight about Arsenal's repeated passing - about an hour in: "why the ******** do they keep passing the ball to one another? SHOOT MAN, SHOOT! SCORE!"
Good looking girl, didn't matter that there was a lack of brains by the end of the boozing session we had afterwards :p As Andy Gray would say, "his tactics were shpot on, reet place at the reet time to bundle the ball in the net" :)
kaitster
17 Dec 2007, 07:12 PM
Just looking...
I know I've been drinking...but does Kait's profile really say that she supports Man Utd, Newcastle AND Chelsea???:eek:
I'll give you that, since I knew it could easily be mistaken to try and fit so many clubs in there.
It's actually CELTIC FC *thumbs up*
Devil500
17 Dec 2007, 07:19 PM
She's worn my lucky shirt for one game, we won and beat the scum. Allllllllll good. I'm gonna get her to come next week!!! :D
Good looking girl, but before the game the concept of football was lost on her. Top three were:
1. She wanted to know where the programs were that said "Chelsea" instead of "Arsenal" on so she could get one for her boyfriend.
2. She said "you'll have to tell me who's wearing what color and what way they are shooting". What colour shirt have you got on love. The non-red ones are Chavski in that case.
3. She did have a great insight about Arsenal's repeated passing - about an hour in: "why the ******** do they keep passing the ball to one another? SHOOT MAN, SHOOT! SCORE!"
Good looking girl, didn't matter that there was a lack of brains by the end of the boozing session we had afterwards :p As Andy Gray would say, "his tactics were shpot on, reet place at the reet time to bundle the ball in the net" :)
HAaha unless I met the girl at the game hell no I would not go to a game with her if she has no clue. God I can't wait till college hopefully in PA so I get the house to myself!! =D
red & wite army
17 Dec 2007, 07:19 PM
I suppose that's some consolation - but rooting for one team anywhere in the world seems hard enough work for me.
Devil500
17 Dec 2007, 07:27 PM
I suppose that's some consolation - but rooting for one team anywhere in the world seems hard enough work for me.
It's hard, but try rooting for your team playing in a big empty piece of shite for 12+ years now...:mad:
Case
17 Dec 2007, 07:34 PM
as gray would say:
"TIKKE BOOO SUN"
:cool:
Skizz
17 Dec 2007, 07:58 PM
HAHA...I'm out of rep for you!!! Someone rep this man!!
Skizz
17 Dec 2007, 08:07 PM
Thread title changed as Case has the duty to pick from the last thread. Funny story behind this one...or not :rolleyes: :p
Devil500
17 Dec 2007, 08:07 PM
HAHA...I'm out of rep for you!!! Someone rep this man!!
Done :cool:
Btw anyone agree on me on this?
Rafa:
He's just a fat spanish waiter
Just a fat spanish waiter!
Case
17 Dec 2007, 08:07 PM
apparently I won the race for NSROT16, and alas my advisers say I cannot be the one to stir any political or religious contempt with the aforementioned thread titles (the FA still ain't happy ever since I single handedly bought the game into disrepute....). As a little incentive for competition and/or loserdome, the highest poster in NSROT17 can be bestowed the explanation as to the thread title...
Im the greatest motivator since Sven Goran Ericsson....:rolleyes:
Skizz
17 Dec 2007, 08:09 PM
Haha...it is a strange story but an interesting one nonetheless!
red & wite army
17 Dec 2007, 08:16 PM
Girls are like baking cakes because even if you follow the recipe, something could still go wrong:rolleyes:
Case
17 Dec 2007, 08:18 PM
...becoz baking cakes takes alot more time and effort than buying one from sara lee....
appleCORR7
18 Dec 2007, 10:05 AM
Oh i get it we cant have a Christmas title for the thread because its not PC but we can have sexiest thread title ... i get it.
appleCORR
red & wite army
18 Dec 2007, 10:15 AM
She does have a point...
appleCORR7
18 Dec 2007, 10:16 AM
I do indeedy!! :rolleyes:
appleCORR
Skizz
18 Dec 2007, 10:51 AM
She does have a point...
Yawn. I'm getting bored of this PC shit. This is an OT thread, not the ********ing UN. Don't like it, don't post in it. Simple.
red & wite army
18 Dec 2007, 11:10 AM
Bigg, were you being serious with a response like that?
Why specifically take my post, which was light-hearted, and take a massive fukn dump on it like that?
I'll accept that you don't agree with the whole PC thing, but hitting out like that, and saying what you said is just plainly disrespectful to a member that contributes so often...