"Having a relationship with a woman is like baking a cake" - NSROT [17]

[Devil500]

Thats the thing I'm not a defender and I just don't have that ability to play without the ball...Played a few minutes up front this year and scored once and just missed the second time dunno how hard it is for the coach to figure things out. He told me because I have pace I should be in the back, yet I've played all my life up top or attacking the goal it just pissed me off :mad:

[Case]

Well Gary Johnson reckoned I should play sweeper, and what does he know! I mean sure his team are inline for promotion to the prem but woteva!

Pudz is WSM, congrats to ur country devil! Even if they are all over here!

When I played on the wing I used to go RB if the game was over and I cudn't be arsed, and yea the long cross field ball is the only reason to play there, it's funny coz at the lower levels u can play over the defence from your own backline so look like some kind of Ronald Koeman, whereas if you tried it at a decent standard you'd just look like, well, Rio Ferdinand!

Becks boots go better with the goon training wear than his own companys own team, fkin tards!

[red & wite army]

Can anybody give me some advice as to how to go on a stadium tour of the new Wembley??

[appleCORR7]

I know when i tried to go on one a few months back they hadn't actually put a tour together.

Try looking at the wembley website and see if they have updated the details on there yet.

appleCORR

[Skizz]

The comeback is nearing, I have to go to the hospital on the 23rd to get the all clear. Anyone got any recommendations as to precautions to take when I come back?

[Case]

Yea I myself am playing 2moz for the first time in nearly 2 months, not quite as long a lay-up but still....
As for precautions, erm, don't go near any of them tackles, they look rough from where I stand back watching them;)

[Tony Dellbird]

Thats the thing I'm not a defender and I just don't have that ability to play without the ball...Played a few minutes up front this year and scored once and just missed the second time dunno how hard it is for the coach to figure things out. He told me because I have pace I should be in the back, yet I've played all my life up top or attacking the goal it just pissed me off :mad:

Playing in defence is boss. I love knocking people the ******** over in aerial challenges. Especially when it's the oppositions most physical player. Gives you a big mental boost.

[red & wite army]

Being 5'8, I very rarely go up for aerial challenges - I just stand off the player and knick the ball off them if they're trying to bring it down.

[Skizz]

That's exactly what I love about playing central midfield. Most of the time I just charge people off the ball, throw out a few stray elbows in challenges and generally wind their players up until one of them is stupid enough to try starting a fight, which is when they get slapped the ******** up :p

As you can tell I can't wait for the end of the month to start playing.

[Tony Dellbird]

Being 5'8, I very rarely go up for aerial challenges - I just stand off the player and knick the ball off them if they're trying to bring it down.

I'm only 5"11, just can jump a fair height. Them bringing the ball down is exactly what you don't want. In midfield I bet that works a treat though.

[Devil500]

Being 5'8, I very rarely go up for aerial challenges - I just stand off the player and knick the ball off them if they're trying to bring it down.
Only an inch talller so I agree, plus it really puzzled me that I was played as the sweeper...I'm wreck less I tackle like a strike I just hate being played out of position..

[red & wite army]

Being played out of position can only improve you as a player though - so try to think of it that way.

[Skizz]

I'm only 5"11, just can jump a fair height. Them bringing the ball down is exactly what you don't want. In midfield I bet that works a treat though.
It does. The best part of playing midfield is seeing a player bring the ball down without setting themselves to play it straight away, then you can clatter them and take the ball, leaving them on their arse :p

[red & wite army]

It very rarely works out for me when I try to clatter a player. Two years ago, I was playing captain for my school team, and there was one opposition winger who kept on doing stopovers and fancy tricks. My teammates just stood there everytime and watched him run past them.

In the last ten minute, I completely ran out of patience and went full in to clatter the shite out of the guy, and show my team how to deal with such players...

I ended up connecting my knee with him and lay there with a dead leg, while he got straight back up.

That really made me feel a turd...

[Skizz]

So I'm returning to my team with them bottom of the League, with a total of three points, two adrift of the nearest team, 8 adrift of safety, with no wins in the League this season, goal difference -23. Is it wrong to feel this would never have happened if I had not got injured?????

[Case]

Nope, I know I've felt (right or wrong) that I've been indispensible and carried my teams in the past.
However my comeback ("65 mins in the bank") today SUCKED, we played 2nd from bottom at home. I played up front with this complete gimp who has this knack of being able to control and dwell on a ball in one swift motion, always has his back to defender, gets it under then turns into the player who's stood off of him...he REALLY is the biggest A hole I've ever known, but a "nice guy" as he joined wheh the church league folded....PROPER RUPERT scarf wearer so I guess he's a student here, but I won't ask about him coz he's faaaar to happy to talk about himself. Anyways in my absence he's notched a couple so thinks he's good, it's actually embarrasing to hear him talking to the opposition saying how great he is and how close he was to skinning them all and scoring, or how great he played yesterday etc etc etc... First game we played together he asked me how I play, and b4 I could answer he stated "Im strong, loads of pace, great in the air and have quite alot of skill- I've been called the white drogba"...
Anyways we absolutely sucked, 3-1 down b4 Id had a kick, I felt like crap as have totally lost all fitness, thus had no touch and with that muppet alongside me I didn't get the ball from him once.....
I thought Id missed playing, but now I wish id stayed in bed...

[Skizz]

Yeah I know the feeling. My manager did sound genuinely happy when I said I would be back at the end of the month, he has signed EIGHT people to play up front in the time I have been out and they have scored a combined total of two goals between them :cool:

Well, not so :cool: actually. Maybe I can pull a Tevez and keep them up single handedly!!

[Benvolio]

I've also heard rumours that the English girls are real conservative ladies...

WTF??

[Skizz]

He's clearly not learned anything from apps. :p

[red & wite army]

Hahaha, my bad - it was meant to be sarcastic, but I forgot the *sarcasm* tag :p