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Motterman
18 Jul 2002, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by CSheard
Quiet, I think I hear Mount Arena erupting in the background
*cringes at the use of "Mount" and "Arena" in the same sentence*
Can I still use "Climb the ladder"? I know it's been said in this thread at least 8 times, but then, it's used that many times during each broadcast right?
Lextx97
18 Jul 2002, 03:07 PM
Where's JP Dellacamera?
John Galt
18 Jul 2002, 05:18 PM
This thread, like DaMarcus Beasley, may only weigh 120 lbs soaking wet, but you can't bottle lightning!
StEtienne
18 Jul 2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Motterman
*cringes at the use of "Mount" and "Arena" in the same sentence*
Just be glad Jack saved "shot his load" for another game.
I'm organizing a Chinaglia v. Jack Edwards cage match. How much would you pay for a PPV show of this showdown? You know Chinaglia would warm up by bitch-slapping Eric Wynalda and then come in and just humiliate poor old jack w/ his grumpy stare alone.
GoFireGo
19 Jul 2002, 01:22 AM
This thread has sure turned into a Cauldron of Posts
mbanks
19 Jul 2002, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by GersMan
this thread is getting pretty long - isn't it about time for the server to crash?
The dream is over.
joe guy
19 Jul 2002, 05:36 PM
It is time to boot this thread well over the goal with the outside of your foot.
Bluecat82
19 Jul 2002, 06:30 PM
Just remember...when you look up the word "ornery" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Clint Mathis...
...and what a beautiful gut that is...hard earned...12 ounces at a time...
thacharger
19 Jul 2002, 11:53 PM
"Cute move by Neuville" - Jack E. Edwards
"Germans pratice sprinting" - Jack E. Edwards
David Allan
21 Jul 2002, 06:19 AM
Time to stick a fork in this thread.
jackistheman
21 Jul 2002, 10:56 PM
you guys are so pathetic.
where is the bitching and moaning about rob stone's pretty boyness? at least jack isn't stalking veronica paysse, climbing a ladder outside her house and peeking in at her while she's dressing, and undressing, and dressing, and undressing
and my god, bob ley's gut. where are the speed moves to see who can be first to make fun of that tub of lard?
and, holy sh!t, ty comes to work everyday buzzing off his morning 40 of schlitz talking about how he exploded the ball on the central asian widow he slept with last night.
tommy smyth's accent sounds like he's annoucing on three days of rest while seamus malin clearly gets five days of rest before every announcing gig.
and jp always seems to have another gear when it comes to going and getting his "prescriptions" filled at the "pharmacy."
why are you all such haters? you all need to get a life. geordie bastards.
webster
22 Jul 2002, 01:53 PM
Never before has this thread won a knockout game in World Cup competition.
eric515
22 Jul 2002, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by jackistheman
and, holy sh!t, ty comes to work everyday buzzing off his morning 40 of schlitz talking about how he exploded the ball on the central asian widow he slept with last night.
LOL...Sorry Jack, you aren't the man, but that was pretty funny...
penquinref
23 Jul 2002, 02:08 PM
Owww, how far the mighty have fallen!!!!! Jack is doing Sumo wrestling on ESPN 2. (How can a 500Lb. Sumo Climb the ladder??????????????) Is he being held at the Yokahmma Airport????
kpear75775
23 Jul 2002, 02:20 PM
There are 1.5 billion people around the world reading this thread.
timmy409
23 Jul 2002, 02:41 PM
is that my mom in the stands
jbeall
23 Jul 2002, 02:52 PM
we're going to cut off the supply to this thread...
David Allan
23 Jul 2002, 04:39 PM
That show is *ancient*. I've seen it several times before.
Bajoro
24 Jul 2002, 07:56 PM
By far, the best thing Jack ever said was:
"For Ty Keogh and the rest of our crew, this is Jack Edwards saying Goodbye from Korea."
I wept with joy.