The New Jack and Ty Shrine.

[Northside Rovers]

If Brad Friedel isn't the best goalkeeper in the world, you can have who is.

I think.

[Liverpool_SC]

. . . is laughing so hard that his onion bag is bulging uncontrollably.

[Johnny Wright]

Ty's "Key"ough's to the Game:

Explode the Ball.

Score more goals than the opposition

Explode the Ball

[DePauw University]

Judging by the six-yard lines on the field, that shot traveled 26.4 yards. Donovan unleashed that pocket rocket after mixing it up with the beefy boys in back.

This portion of the match brought to you by Kit Kat.

[Napoli_Ultra]

can anyone help me climb the ladder and remember who used to do the play by play before Jack? I remember this guy used to always remind everyone if the guy was an international or not.

[Ringo]

Will everybody just shut up in here?
The Cauldron of Sound is deafening and I can't think of anything to say about Jack and Ty.

[GoFireGo]

"............Donovan SCOOOOOO(Crack)OOOOOOOO(crack)OOOOO(Crack)OOOOOOREEEEESSSS!!!!"

[robbief]

i am going to need at least two more days rest than the other posters to come up with an addition to this thread.

[andylovesoccer]

Originally posted by GoFireGo
"............Donovan SCOOOOOO(Crack)OOOOOOOO(crack)OOOOO(Crack)OOOOOOREEEEESSSS!!!!"

I was trying really hard to figure out how to express this outrageous attempt at sounding fanatical in an appropriate manner. Thank you for putting my mind at ease.

[goatmeal1]

Shock the world!

I guarantee this thread is stopping traffic in Europe!!

[Crew14]

At the moment it is too bright in here to think, but the shade is moving across the room at about tens yards an hour which will play to my advantage due to my lack of rest.

C14

[scoonie45]

seriously though, can he even read from a prompter? every time i watch a tape of the portugal game, i crack up laughing, he just can't get a sentence correct when he's reading it.

[kpear75775]

I played with Taylor Twellman's father. I got to watch Taylor grow up.

[superdave]

One thing Jack says that drives me nuts (altho he's not the only sportscaster who does this) is his mis-use of "miscommunication." Like if a player makes his run to the right instead of the left, and the pass gets lost, he'll say, "miscommunication between X and Y there."

What he means is "misunderstanding." I mean, they're not communicating, unless they're telepathic. But you see this all of the time in NFL games...there's a blitz, the QB throws the ball for the hot route, but the receiver continues upfield, blissfully unaware.

[GoFireGo]

Originally posted by goatmeal1
Shock the world!

I guarantee this thread is stopping traffic in Europe!!

HAHA, good one!!

[Darryl]

Ladies and gentlement, post well, because on this thread:

The <font size="3">Winner</font> goes <font size="16" color="green">on</font> and the <font size="3">Loser</font> goes <font size="16" color="red">home</font>.

[GersMan]

Ty: Edgar Davids is a Chris Armas type of player.

Jack: An historic goal scored in MLS today. (it was Landon's first goal - still to be determined if said goal was historic).

[GersMan]

this thread is getting pretty long - isn't it about time for the server to crash?

[YanksFC]

Earnie Stewart hit the snot out of that ball!

[CSheard]

Quiet, I think I hear Mount Arena erupting in the background