When Hell Unfreezes
22 Nov 2007, 04:33 PM
So what is the real reason for our sorry performance last night?
We've heard all sorts of reasons:
Too many foreigners in the EPL?
Lack of developement at the grass roots of English football and in the academies?
The economy - does football drive the economy or is it the other way round - in micro terms, the opportunity cost of capital lost, is estimated at £2bn - in macro terms the Nation is distraught, productivity will fall, unemployment will rise and the strength of the pound will be compromised et al? Neither are mutually exclusive by the way.
The blazers at the FA are dinosaurs and as we all know, dinosaurs move too slowly for the modern game.
The coach (McSven) was a wanker, as was the previous coach (Schven).
The insistance on appointing someone English after Sven?
Brian Barcode?
The systems beat us?
Croatia are better than us? (Bearing in mind they lost to Israel on Saturday)
Roman Abramorich's money?
Our thuggish supporters?
The pampered, overpaid sh!tbags are fcukin brutal and don't give a toss about the 3 lions?
Our keepers couldn't catch aids in Africa?
Injuries?
Politics - what does a nice liberal Swede, think of us, war-mongering mercenaries who won't adopt the Euro and globetrot the known Universe, looking for a fight?
For politics, read referees?
Sir Trevor (12 'o' levels) Brooking?
I'm a country before club man (and I respect the club before country movement, I understand their rationale), so I am grieving. I had huge plans for next summer, a bit of skiing, apple stroodle, occasional yodel and a riot in a bar or two!
What the fcuk am I gonna do now, go on holiday with the old woman? I think not! Only joking honeybun!
My mate is a Yiddo and he said if Spuds were relegated he would be suicidal, but he don't feel the same about England - please God let Tottenham get relegated, so he knows how I feel!
Has anyone else noticed how every single bump-ball, 50-50 challenge, rebound or clearance, always 100% of the time, goes to the opposition? This leads me to believe that our players are making challenges in the wrong place and there is a huge gap between the defensive defence and the attacking mid-field - so, IMHO it is entirely down to the coach, FCUKIN WANKER.
Oh and by the way, for Sinners benefit, Brad Friedel has 2 children and both are named Peter Crouch! :)
We've heard all sorts of reasons:
Too many foreigners in the EPL?
Lack of developement at the grass roots of English football and in the academies?
The economy - does football drive the economy or is it the other way round - in micro terms, the opportunity cost of capital lost, is estimated at £2bn - in macro terms the Nation is distraught, productivity will fall, unemployment will rise and the strength of the pound will be compromised et al? Neither are mutually exclusive by the way.
The blazers at the FA are dinosaurs and as we all know, dinosaurs move too slowly for the modern game.
The coach (McSven) was a wanker, as was the previous coach (Schven).
The insistance on appointing someone English after Sven?
Brian Barcode?
The systems beat us?
Croatia are better than us? (Bearing in mind they lost to Israel on Saturday)
Roman Abramorich's money?
Our thuggish supporters?
The pampered, overpaid sh!tbags are fcukin brutal and don't give a toss about the 3 lions?
Our keepers couldn't catch aids in Africa?
Injuries?
Politics - what does a nice liberal Swede, think of us, war-mongering mercenaries who won't adopt the Euro and globetrot the known Universe, looking for a fight?
For politics, read referees?
Sir Trevor (12 'o' levels) Brooking?
I'm a country before club man (and I respect the club before country movement, I understand their rationale), so I am grieving. I had huge plans for next summer, a bit of skiing, apple stroodle, occasional yodel and a riot in a bar or two!
What the fcuk am I gonna do now, go on holiday with the old woman? I think not! Only joking honeybun!
My mate is a Yiddo and he said if Spuds were relegated he would be suicidal, but he don't feel the same about England - please God let Tottenham get relegated, so he knows how I feel!
Has anyone else noticed how every single bump-ball, 50-50 challenge, rebound or clearance, always 100% of the time, goes to the opposition? This leads me to believe that our players are making challenges in the wrong place and there is a huge gap between the defensive defence and the attacking mid-field - so, IMHO it is entirely down to the coach, FCUKIN WANKER.
Oh and by the way, for Sinners benefit, Brad Friedel has 2 children and both are named Peter Crouch! :)