Cesc, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll! - NSROT [16 - R]

[joey8sg8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkBvzpbBPs

This may be the single greatest piece of sketch comedy ever performed.

*Very profane; extremely awesome*

If anyone wants to see any more I'll pick the best few and post them on here.

[Skizz]

What perch?
The perch of being the most successful team in England.

[Case]

"Most successful team in England"-

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!!!

[appleCORR7]

I was just watching MOTD the Wigan v Blackburn game. Anyhow, i have a question. If 2 players score a hatrick in a game who gets the ball? I'm guessing its the player who scores the first hatrick? Just Santa Cruz and Bent got hatricks in that game.

appleCORR

[Case]

Well not that there is a singular "match call" per se nowadays, but IIRC the first hat-trick scorer is entitled to it.
I believe, however, from my years studying TransWorldSport, that in S.America etiquette always stated that hat-tricks only counted if the 3 goals were scored consecutively.... which'd basically negate 99% of the hat-tricks we have over here, perhaps in an effort to save on gameballs....

[appleCORR7]

Hmmmm ... interesting! :rolleyes:

appleCORR

[Devil500]

"Most successful team in England"-

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!!!

Almost there :D

Can't wait to see tomorrow's match :D

[Case]

Hmmmm ... interesting! :rolleyes:

appleCORR

Sorry to bore you, how about this

Skins and V1's David Dunn Wallbanger BlackCountry Wales shirt with horrific collar Jan molby sweater v1 skins dunn v1....

[Devil500]

Sorry to bore you, how about this

Skins and V1's David Dunn Wallbanger BlackCountry Wales shirt with horrific collar Jan molby sweater v1 skins dunn v1....

She's cranky cause her computer is shite :D

[Case]

...gets cranky around this time every month....must be a recurring virus on her pc....

[Dr.Phil]

I was just watching MOTD the Wigan v Blackburn game. Anyhow, i have a question. If 2 players score a hatrick in a game who gets the ball? I'm guessing its the player who scores the first hatrick? Just Santa Cruz and Bent got hatricks in that game.

appleCORR


None of the defenders get the award thats for sure

[red & wite army]

Anyhow, i have a question. If 2 players score a hatrick in a game who gets the ball? I'm guessing its the player who scores the first hatrick?

I remember at the end of the 02/03 season, against Southampton, Jermaine Pennant and Robert Pires scores hat-tricks. I saw an interview with Pennant and he said, "I ran to Bobby after the game, and said that I scored my hat-trick first, so it's only fair that I get the matchball."

Probably went more along the lines of "I'll steal and crash your car mate - I ain't never getting another flukey chance like this again!"

[thebigman]

more like

"gimme da ball innit bro, i scores da goals first nahmean?"

[thebigman]

my predictions

manure 0 scouser 1

glorious arsenal 2 silly russian chavs 1

you heard it here first

[Devil500]

my predictions

manure 0 scouser 1

glorious arsenal 2 silly russian chavs 1

you heard it here first

YOu heard it first your wrong! :D

Tevezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Case]

Fabs tried to hack ash from frustration, and then get him sent off by grabbing his face, lets see how bigg saw this one live :rolleyes: ;)

[Devil500]

Fabs should have been sent off same with Cashley..Disgraceful.

[red & wite army]

Ah please, sent off for that?
What are you on about?
Handbags handbags

[Tony Dellbird]

Fabregas should have been sent off, could have broken Coles leg. Shame Ashley didn't mash his face. I don't know Fabregas does that sort of stuff though, and all the little shoves/face slaps in the meleés he's better than that.

[Case]

My take, tackle wasn't that bad Ash reacted via frustration, but Fabs is better than that....
Hey R&W, Classy :p