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BuffloSoldier
22 Jul 2003, 08:01 AM
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/soccer/columnist/dure/2003-07-21-dure_x.htm

GoDC
22 Jul 2003, 08:04 AM
Excellent work Beau.

Rickster
22 Jul 2003, 08:13 AM
Nice!

Sachin
22 Jul 2003, 08:35 AM
Several fans who fell asleep during the Milan-Barcelona game in Washington awaken to find themselves at the San Jose-Washington WUSA game. Wondering vaguely when Barcelona signed Mia Hamm, they watch the rest of the game unaware that several days have passed.

It's funny because it's true.

Sachin

PZ
22 Jul 2003, 02:00 PM
Beau is now my favorate writer.

QPR Kevin H
22 Jul 2003, 02:13 PM
July 22: QPR Kevin H redicules Beau Dure for using the words "offensive class".

Kidding, kidding - great article

Northside Rovers
22 Jul 2003, 02:56 PM
Is funny, yah.

The Cadaver
22 Jul 2003, 05:10 PM
Maybe Beau hasn't heard: Sports are serious.

cafrine
23 Jul 2003, 06:55 AM
The U.S. national team stuns Mexico 4-2 in Mexico City to win the Gold Cup. Landon Donovan records his second four-goal game of the tournament but gets a yellow card for removing his shirt after the fourth goal. ESPN's SportsCenter shows a clip of the yellow card in the "Today's Best" segment.
Perhaps the most probable scenario of the bunch, along with this one:
Football365's Mediawatch column makes fun of Americans who say "elevator" instead of "lift."