Kick Ass Team

[Kryptonite]

14394 #5 - Kryptonite (FW)
9962 #1 - Nap (GK)
8442 #9 - efernandez9 (MF)
7220 #73 - metroflip73 (FW)
7044 #2 - metrocorazon (DF)
6872 #58 - Various Styles (MF)
6519 #10 - Unorthodox Yank (A) (FW)
6055 #6 - The Wanderer (DF)
5191 #12 - Lucid (MF)
4973 #26 - Davids26 (DF)
4615 #18 - The Magpie (DF)
4449 #11 IASocFan (DF)
4439 #44 - Aimer, Northend Diva (DF)
3687 #8 - dfb547490 (C) (MF)
3526 #4 - Obie (DF)
3437 #20 - SoccerAndy5 (GK)
3148 #15 - oman (MF)
2101 #16 - ruudboy (FW)
1863 #13 - Fox point Fury (FW)
1548 #3 - Keevo (DF)
1089 #7 - nicodemus (MF)
1065 #24 - Treetaliano (MF)
bolded = moderator

Positional Roster:
#1 - Nap ------------------- - GK
#20 - SoccerAndy5 --------- - GK
#3 - Keevo ------------------ DF
#4 - Obie -------------------- DF
#6 - The Wanderer --------- - DF
#11 - IASocFan ------------- - DF
#18 - The Magpie ----------- - DF
#26 - Davids26 ------------- - DF
#44 - Aimer, Northend Diva - - DF
#66 - metrocorazon --------- - DF
#69 - Victory ---------------- DF
#12 - Lucid ----------------- - MF
#8 - dfb547490 ------------- - MF
#9 - efernandez9 ----------- - MF
#15 - oman ------------------ MF
#17 - StingRay37 ------------ MF
#7 - nicodemus ------------- MF
#24 - Treetaliano ------------ MF
#58 - Various Styles -------- - MF
#5 - Kryptonite ------------ - FW
#10 - Unorthodox Yank ------ - FW
#13 - Fox point Fury --------- FW
#16 - ruudboy --------------- FW
#73 - metroflip73 ----------- - FW

Numerical Roster
#1 Nap
#2 metrocorazon
#3 Keevo
#4 Obie
#5 Kryptonite
#6 The Wanderer
#7 nicodemus
#8 dfb547490
#9 efernandez9
#10 Unorthodox Yank
#11 IASocFan
#12 Lucid
#13 fox point fury
#15 oman
#16 ruudboy
#17 StingRay37
#18 The Magpie
#20 SoccerAndy5
#24 Treetaliano
#26 Davids26
#44 Aimer, Northend Diva
#58 Various Styles
#69 Victory
#73 metroflip73

[Kryptonite]

From ASB:



I'm running into all kinds of problems with the new version of @ESMS, so we'll be switching to the MSWL simulator. In order to do this, I'll need some additional information.

1) This is the big one. After the draft, you'll need to modify the positions of the players on your rosters. The majority of your players will be qualified for only one position. These positions are:

GK - goalkeeper
SW - sweeper
DF - defender
MF - midfielder
WG - winger
FW - forward

You will also be allowed four players who can play more than one position. These players may be:

SD - sweeper/defense
DM - defense/midfield
MA - midfield/forward
UT - defense/midfield/forward (only one allowed per team)

Players suffer a reduction in skill level when playing out of position.

2) I need stadium info. Name of stadium, location, and capacity.

3) MSWL has a revenue system. Teams can gain money through ticket sales, etc. Each team will start out the season with $1,000,000 in its bank account. The money may be used in the future to bid for players and that sort of thing, but I haven't really decided yet.

4) MSWL also allows the league to create individual referees who will call games differently from each other. I need to know whether we want to use this option or not.

I think that's about it for now. I'll post again if I think of anything else.

[Kryptonite]

name of stadium, location and capacity.

Kick Ass Field, Souf Central, 38,000

[Unorthodox Yank]

sweet. the money thign rules mightily.

ill see if ican think up another name for a stadium.

[Hawkeye17]

Draft anyone We Hate Man United wants, then trade for sj_quakes_fan.

Otherwise go with Ekelund4Life. I know him offline (14 year old kid, old enough to be my son) and would make a great understudy.

Or draft Jacen M and trade for sj_quakes_fan.

[Hawkeye17]

draft jlo, former all-star, and trade for sj_quakes_fan.

[Kryptonite]

Please welcome Various Styles to the team.

Hopefully his agressive style will fit right in to our take-no-prisoners, ghetto, compton, mackin', straight-up pimpin' style of play.

KAT - Makin' em say UGH since Day 1.

[Hawkeye17]

Originally posted by Kryptonite
Please welcome Various Styles to the team.

Hopefully his agressive style will fit right in to our take-no-prisoners, ghetto, compton, mackin', straight-up pimpin' style of play.

KAT - Makin' em say UGH since Day 1.

Oh no, we have him?!? All right, we'll give him a chance... he'll fit in well with Lucid, Uno Yank, and dfb547490...

I just hope he doesn't go prom loco that he's yellow carded...

He is, after all, one of the master smack artists Chicano style!

:D

Cheers!

[Hawkeye17]

Anyone want to introduce Various Styles? That will have to go to the Captain of the team...

hopefully here, the new NAF can take root...

and yes, it's all about attitude.

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

Either that or trade to get another of the DOD...Liz. I need a partner in crime!!!

[Hawkeye17]

I told krypto that--make a trade to get sj_quakes_fan here...

triangle defence...

though right now I'm settled with VS being on the team...

still, rules on thumb is that each person should know at least one person offline...

that includes the manager, dfb547490 (though he needs to get his sig other his own AIM account but that's another story), Aimer...

I'm sure Uno Yank and lucid hang out at the Cauldron in KC--that has to be the case...

he can write his own press conference, or I'll submit one, but I hate to **** it up since he is on a much higher scale...

and I look forward to him punking up the 6th and 2nd bolded names on the list to a pulp.

Cheers!


(edited nap's mistake. Alex is a guy.)

[Kryptonite]

we need a second goalkeeper. And, with that in fact, we have drafted The Magpie.

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[Kryptonite]

newest member: IASocFan, moderator with 3496 posts.

draft down to 40 players.

[Kryptonite]

Pele picks his favorites for the upcoming season

LONDON (AP) - In an interview withWorld SoccerSim magazine, Brazilian legend and master prognosticator Pele tipped Sig United, Misogynists United, Kick Ass Team, Wehatemanunited, BSSM, NTCFC and Fahvernugen as the favorites to win the2002-03 BSFA crown.

"All the teams I mentioned have the quality to win the trophy" said Pele whose real name is too long and complicated for this lazy reporter to figure out, "I would be very surprised if one of the teams didn't win the championship."

Also in the same interview, Pele denied rumors that he had picked Dewey to defeat Truman and blamed cynical red cloth waving by the matador for the bull's loss.

[Kryptonite]

we have claimed efernandez9, moderator with 7115 posts.

[Unorthodox Yank]

well done.


im looking forward to some ass kicking.

[Kryptonite]

yes, yes, yes,

ass kicking is what this team is about!

REPRESENTIN' YO!

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

hey team, my ep of beat the geeks on comedy central airs next week. unfortunately, i kick some ass, but i don't kick as much as I should

[Kryptonite]

Originally posted by Aimer, Northend Diva
hey team, my ep of beat the geeks on comedy central airs next week. unfortunately, i kick some ass, but i don't kick as much as I should

i was starting to think i missed that.

[dfb547490]

KAT STAR RE-ITERATES PLEDGE TO KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES

Kick_ass_team captain dfb547490 today re-iterated the pledge he made last season to kick ass, on and off the pitch.

"Yo man, first off, I'll be kickin' some ass on the pitch," said the 6-foot, 180 lbs 18-year-old who appeared to have bulked up the already-imposing frame he brought to the KAT midfield and forward line last season. "I done been liftin', ready to kick more ass," said the wife-beater-clad dfb, who obliged reporters by dropping to the floor and performing 75 pushups. "Second off, I'll be kickin' some ass off the pitch. I said it before and I say it again, I pledge 3/4 of this year's salary, anyone who brings in Osama bin Laden's still-beating heart gets the cash. No-one else wants to do it, I'll do it myself, which is why I'm joining the Navy, I'll be training as a fighter pilot after I get commissioned."

Dfb was seen riding off in a silver Corvette with several females, including a longtime girlfriend, Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova, and an unidentified woman who he had picked up at a local strip club. After spending 2 hours at a local gun range, where dfb practiced firing his gold-plated Desert Eagle .50 and was reported to have tried a number of guns, including one double-barreled shotgun, the four made their way to a Motel 6 and were not seen until the morning.