A message from a Riverhounds supporter

[TheMutts]

A Message from a friend-------------------------------


As for the others, please pass this along to them:

To the letter "K": I realize you are a simpleton, who probably does not understand this, but here goes: Ricardo Irribaren has long hair, but he does not have a mullet (Long hair does not always equal mullets). If I have caused smoke to come streaming out of your ears, I apologize. Since you are formulating chants about totally irrelevant matter, why don't you also sing about the Hounds bell-bottoms they'll wear for the games? I'm sure you can think of a mullet / bell-bottom chant that will completely throw our team off of their game.

Oh, by the way, the Penguins have other complainer, wash-outs they'd like to trade to the Crapitals so that they can also be signed for $10 million+! Bozos.

To "Mike Lastort63 11/2" - I was pleasantly surprised to see that a DCU fan could actually come up with a "yinz" chant all by himself (or did you get help from your yes-man, Iken-"awesome rip-dude"-iston [Dumb and Dumberer]). Here's a song you two can sing after we humiliate another MLS team tonight:

We are DC United
We came in last place in 2000,
We came in last place in 2001,
We came in last place in 2002,
We are currently in last place in 2003

(no need to repeat since DCU will continue to finish in last place ad infinitum)

Lowcefer: Isn't is sad that you have to go back to the 50's and 60's to get a dig at Pittsburgh? How about this one?

The Ravens were pummeled twice by the Steelers last season,
The Ravens got the $hit beat out of them twice by the Black & Gold last season,
The Ravens finished a pathetic second-to-last last season, but not as $hitty as DCU

BTW, Knave, your low-life DCU crew is invited over here to discuss the total dismantling and embarrassment of United that will happen tonight.

[Bill-DC]

Geez, I was going to welcome you all here but now I am hoping your engine overheats and you miss the game. WTF did you need to post this for?

Originally posted by TheMutts
A Message from a friend-------------------------------


As for the others, please pass this along to them:

To the letter "K": I realize you are a simpleton, who probably does not understand this, but here goes: Ricardo Irribaren has long hair, but he does not have a mullet (Long hair does not always equal mullets). If I have caused smoke to come streaming out of your ears, I apologize. Since you are formulating chants about totally irrelevant matter, why don't you also sing about the Hounds bell-bottoms they'll wear for the games? I'm sure you can think of a mullet / bell-bottom chant that will completely throw our team off of their game.

Oh, by the way, the Penguins have other complainer, wash-outs they'd like to trade to the Crapitals so that they can also be signed for $10 million+! Bozos.

To "Mike Lastort63 11/2" - I was pleasantly surprised to see that a DCU fan could actually come up with a "yinz" chant all by himself (or did you get help from your yes-man, Iken-"awesome rip-dude"-iston [Dumb and Dumberer]). Here's a song you two can sing after we humiliate another MLS team tonight:

We are DC United
We came in last place in 2000,
We came in last place in 2001,
We came in last place in 2002,
We are currently in last place in 2003

(no need to repeat since DCU will continue to finish in last place ad infinitum)

Lowcefer: Isn't is sad that you have to go back to the 50's and 60's to get a dig at Pittsburgh? How about this one?

The Ravens were pummeled twice by the Steelers last season,
The Ravens got the $hit beat out of them twice by the Black & Gold last season,
The Ravens finished a pathetic second-to-last last season, but not as $hitty as DCU

BTW, Knave, your low-life DCU crew is invited over here to discuss the total dismantling and embarrassment of United that will happen tonight.

[andylovesoccer]

Originally posted by TheMutts
A Message from a friend-------------------------------


As for the others, please pass this along to them:

To the letter "K": I realize you are a simpleton, who probably does not understand this, but here goes: Ricardo Irribaren has long hair, but he does not have a mullet (Long hair does not always equal mullets). If I have caused smoke to come streaming out of your ears, I apologize. Since you are formulating chants about totally irrelevant matter, why don't you also sing about the Hounds bell-bottoms they'll wear for the games? I'm sure you can think of a mullet / bell-bottom chant that will completely throw our team off of their game.

Oh, by the way, the Penguins have other complainer, wash-outs they'd like to trade to the Crapitals so that they can also be signed for $10 million+! Bozos.

To "Mike Lastort63 11/2" - I was pleasantly surprised to see that a DCU fan could actually come up with a "yinz" chant all by himself (or did you get help from your yes-man, Iken-"awesome rip-dude"-iston [Dumb and Dumberer]). Here's a song you two can sing after we humiliate another MLS team tonight:

We are DC United
We came in last place in 2000,
We came in last place in 2001,
We came in last place in 2002,
We are currently in last place in 2003

(no need to repeat since DCU will continue to finish in last place ad infinitum)

Lowcefer: Isn't is sad that you have to go back to the 50's and 60's to get a dig at Pittsburgh? How about this one?

The Ravens were pummeled twice by the Steelers last season,
The Ravens got the $hit beat out of them twice by the Black & Gold last season,
The Ravens finished a pathetic second-to-last last season, but not as $hitty as DCU

BTW, Knave, your low-life DCU crew is invited over here to discuss the total dismantling and embarrassment of United that will happen tonight.

...and you call yourself a friend?
I was gonna ask you if I could borrow $20

I guess we'll see how you guys compare to our U-23 team before we start bowing in the direction of ArmPittsburgh.

[Red&Black]

Originally posted by TheMutts
A Message from a friend-------------------------------


As for the others, please pass this along to them:

To the letter "K": I realize you are a simpleton, who probably does not understand this, but here goes: Ricardo Irribaren has long hair, but he does not have a mullet (Long hair does not always equal mullets). If I have caused smoke to come streaming out of your ears, I apologize. Since you are formulating chants about totally irrelevant matter, why don't you also sing about the Hounds bell-bottoms they'll wear for the games? I'm sure you can think of a mullet / bell-bottom chant that will completely throw our team off of their game.

Oh, by the way, the Penguins have other complainer, wash-outs they'd like to trade to the Crapitals so that they can also be signed for $10 million+! Bozos.

To "Mike Lastort63 11/2" - I was pleasantly surprised to see that a DCU fan could actually come up with a "yinz" chant all by himself (or did you get help from your yes-man, Iken-"awesome rip-dude"-iston [Dumb and Dumberer]). Here's a song you two can sing after we humiliate another MLS team tonight:

We are DC United
We came in last place in 2000,
We came in last place in 2001,
We came in last place in 2002,
We are currently in last place in 2003

(no need to repeat since DCU will continue to finish in last place ad infinitum)

Lowcefer: Isn't is sad that you have to go back to the 50's and 60's to get a dig at Pittsburgh? How about this one?

The Ravens were pummeled twice by the Steelers last season,
The Ravens got the $hit beat out of them twice by the Black & Gold last season,
The Ravens finished a pathetic second-to-last last season, but not as $hitty as DCU

BTW, Knave, your low-life DCU crew is invited over here to discuss the total dismantling and embarrassment of United that will happen tonight.

damn, i am really beginning to like this guy.

[revelation]

Originally posted by TheMutts
(snip)
Here's a song you two can sing after we humiliate another MLS team tonight:

We are DC United
We came in last place in 2000,
We came in last place in 2001,
We came in last place in 2002,
We are currently in last place in 2003

(snip)

While the blatant attacks on other posters is not only a violation of the TOS but also of the "official" threads, I'll just point out that if you are going to harrass us about our less than stellar seasons, at least get your facts straight.

DC United was 2nd to last in 2000 (in front of San Jose), 3rd to last in 2001 (in front of Tampa Bay and Colorado), last place in 2002 (you actually got one right), and currently in 7th place (in front of Colorado, Los Angeles, and Dallas).

[Lanky134]

Originally posted by TheMutts
To the letter "K": I realize you are a simpleton, who probably does not understand this, but here goes: Ricardo Irribaren has long hair, but he does not have a mullet (Long hair does not always equal mullets). If I have caused smoke to come streaming out of your ears, I apologize. Since you are formulating chants about totally irrelevant matter, why don't you also sing about the Hounds bell-bottoms they'll wear for the games? I'm sure you can think of a mullet / bell-bottom chant that will completely throw our team off of their game.

I give you this friendly advice as a fellow Liverpool fan: Don't piss off K. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Trust me on this.

Originally posted by TheMutts
Oh, by the way, the Penguins have other complainer, wash-outs they'd like to trade to the Crapitals so that they can also be signed for $10 million+!

True, but he owns the team.

[Bleacherbutt]

Mutts: Here's to hoping that this Ray Hudson's last game at the helm! Thiago Martins is a beast and will be good for one or two against Petke. If Korol comes to play, DCU and their fans could have Wednesday evenings open for a pilates or ceramics class for the remainder of the summer.

[MikeLastort2]

Originally posted by TheMutts
To "Mike Lastort63 11/2" - I was pleasantly surprised to see that a DCU fan could actually come up with a "yinz" chant all by himself (or did you get help from your yes-man, Iken-"awesome rip-dude"-iston [Dumb and Dumberer]). Here's a song you two can sing after we humiliate another MLS team tonight:

Cheese and crackers, yinzgottabekidden annat. Da only decent football team upair in Picksburgh is dem Stillers. Da Riverhounds fans, bowchayinz, are goina be comin' downere tanite ta watch a cuppa-three goals get scored agin 'em by United.

[lkeniston]

Yup, some Pittsburg Riverhounds fans are even lower class that DC fans...

Our boys will kick their tails so far up their asses, the hounds will have new moustaches to go with their fantastic boy-glorious mullets!

[MikeLastort2]

Bump

[lkeniston]

ba da bump!

kinda like the Riverhound's Open Cup chances after the match tonight

[Jose L. Couso]

The Mutts, he's a dead man! The Hounds, dead! Picksburgh--

[Serie Zed]

When did Pittsburgh get Internet access?!

Seriously though. Pittsburgh's a fine sports town -- famous for empty seats in Game 7s and, of course, as the birthplace of Marco Etcheverry.

[lkeniston]

http://www.riverhounds.com/hounds/roster_iribarren.jpg

Now we know the face to fear - gawd, his mother must have tied a pork chop around his neck to get the family dog to play with him, yikes!

[revelation]

Even Bob Barker says that we should neuter the Hounds!

[revelation]

Originally posted by lkeniston
http://www.riverhounds.com/hounds/roster_iribarren.jpg

Now we know the face to fear - gawd, his mother must have tied a pork chop around his neck to get the family dog to play with him, yikes!

Does anyone else think this guy is actually bald and they used photoshop to put hair on him? And the person who did it had never used photoshop before? :rolleyes:

[TheFarSide]

Hounds are all bark and no bite?

See you on the pitch before you drag your tails back to Pit.

[Detective40oz]

We can also now see the quality of Pittsburgh's educational system! English teachers must be at a premium there, they are inventing their own style of grammar?

[lkeniston]

Oh Frodo - look out!

http://www.riverhounds.com/hounds/roster_dolinsky.jpg

[Detective40oz]

Originally posted by lkeniston
Oh Frodo - look out!

http://www.riverhounds.com/hounds/roster_dolinsky.jpg

Hey! when did the Riverhounds acquire Eric Denton?? :)