ZANI
05 Oct 2007, 11:29 AM
HEAD COACH
Established EPL team in London has an immediate head coach opening. Duties include, team motivation, grinding results, disciplinary enforcement, yelling at refs, ridicule FA rules and decisions, consolidate defense, put the owner where he belongs, threat to quit now and then, put expensive flops and crying babies on the bench, and amuse the media. The person we seek may have funny thick English accent, be proficient in EPL guidelines, dependable and have won at least one European Cup. Attendance and punctuality are a priority. Pay is open check per week depending on experience. (No red nose please). We offer genorous benefits including free jet plane rides and game entrance.
If you qualify please fax your resume and references to Superzani@1-888-manager.
Warning: The victory against Valencia was solely achieved by individual talents. That will not work when it comes to winning trophies.
Established EPL team in London has an immediate head coach opening. Duties include, team motivation, grinding results, disciplinary enforcement, yelling at refs, ridicule FA rules and decisions, consolidate defense, put the owner where he belongs, threat to quit now and then, put expensive flops and crying babies on the bench, and amuse the media. The person we seek may have funny thick English accent, be proficient in EPL guidelines, dependable and have won at least one European Cup. Attendance and punctuality are a priority. Pay is open check per week depending on experience. (No red nose please). We offer genorous benefits including free jet plane rides and game entrance.
If you qualify please fax your resume and references to Superzani@1-888-manager.
Warning: The victory against Valencia was solely achieved by individual talents. That will not work when it comes to winning trophies.