Chelsea haiku

[Kerry Dixon's Boots]

Poetry? Here? Yes!!

It's easy, it's 5, 7, 5, it's haikus. Add your own, if you dare:

With ball at his feet
He no longer falls over
He is Didier

A safe pair of hands
To match his protected head
Thanks to Cech's helmet

He used to be ours
But was tapped up by Ramon
Whiny and fragile

A rock in defense
Our own born and bred captain
JT stands apart

[Eddie26]

At Dickens we met
Blues and Dante we stay true
My best mate all days

They call him the Rock
Our French captain he was
A forgotten great

Jersey his home was
The Bridge where his heart longed
The left flank his job

[The_ChelseaSupporter]

Chelsea are the best
We are just simply the best
Absolutely the best

[GringoTex]

Alex Ferguson
Bitch got his ********ing ass kicked
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[ManUsucks]

fast pace and control
pizarro runs for the goal
he shoots and he scores

:cool:

[yasik19]

fast pace and control
pizarro runs for the goal
he shoots and he scores

:cool:

let me get this straight, you support Cienciano AND Chernomorets, and you live in Manchester?:eek:


wow

[ManUsucks]

let me get this straight, you support Cienciano AND Chernomorets, and you live in Manchester?


wow
nah i live in suburban NJ:p i was gonna put it as my fav team but i put it as my hometown along with chernomorets hoping people would know that they were my fav clubs, but .................you know, but it sorta stuck so im keeping it;)











Pizarro RULEZ:cool:!!!!!!!

[yasik19]

nah i live in suburban NJ:p i was gonna put it as my fav team but i put it as my hometown along with chernomorets hoping people would know that they were my fav clubs, but .................you know, but it sorta stuck so im keeping it;)


Pizarro RULEZ:cool:!!!!!!!

my grandma just came back from Odessa and got me a brand-new Chernomorets long-sleeve jersey. Oddly enough, it looks like Inter's kit.

[ManUsucks]

my grandma just came back from Odessa and got me a brand-new Chernomorets long-sleeve jersey. Oddly enough, it looks like Inter's kit.
precisely:);)

its nice too

[Eddie26]

The Scouse are all talk
And Didier shut them up
Moscow here we come

[Kerry Dixon's Boots]

good to see the return of 5-7-5 :)


The Ivorian
Was renamed The Paradise
Didier Drogba


There wasn't a doubt
He put the ball on the spot
And buried it deep


We're not really sure
If he's more lucky than good
But Avi's our coach

[Eddie26]

There wasn't a doubt
He put the ball on the spot
And buried it deep

Love the double entendre.

[Kerry Dixon's Boots]

Love the double entendre.

After the text exchange about Tight Ends and Wide Receivers, this really pales in comparison!!

[Shwegeh]

They say they have it,
But we are now making it,
History is here!

He is the lost man,
Wish they would give him a chance,
Scott Sinclair next year!

[Robdog]

I run the pitch
and make some my bitch

They call me the Bull
cause I rule...

I sport number 5
cause I am live

To stay with me you need a bike
but you can call me Mike

I Hail from Ghana
and I am gonna

raise the cup above my head
so just follow my lead

as we becomes the winners in the game
and fans just shout my name

Michael Essien

http://www.geocities.com/jayrob6/jrob/me_rules.jpg

[L.G.S]

You lot are a bunch of girls :D