Dear Hollywood...

[amerifolklegend]

For the love of god and all that is holy, please please please finally lie to rest the Freaky Friday plotline once and for all. Sweet lord, this latest one you guys couldn't even at least change the name of the damned thing.

Thank you.

Love,

Amerifolklegend, Judge Reinehold, Kirk Cameron, Jodie Foster, Fred Savage, and the former Dudley Moore.

[TheWakeUpBomb]

Dear Cameron Crowe,

You're a good director. Singles is very underrated, Almost Famous is great and people seem to like Say Anything. I even enjoyed Vanilla Sky. One thing that's always struck me about your films is how well-casted they are. From Cusack to Mohr to eeking a incredible performance out of Kate Hudson, you've displayed a gift for knowing how actors fit a role.

So why is it I'm hearing that you've casted the no-talent flavor-of-the-month man-whore Ashton Kutcher in your latest flick? Why?

Sincerely,

TheWakeUpBomb

P.S. Is this because you can't do the Spector biopic with Tom Cruise because Spector decided to go all Fatty Arbuckle on you?

[TheWakeUpBomb]

Originally posted by amerifolklegend
Judge Reinehold, Kirk Cameron, Jodie Foster, Fred Savage, and the former Dudley Moore. You left out George Burns and the other dude in the painful 18 Again.

[amerifolklegend]

Dear Hollywood,

please watch the following movies before continuing on and reading the rest of this letter:

Sniper 2
Junction Boys, The
D-Tox
Watchtower
True Blue
Hollywood Sign, The
Training Day
Cutaway
Takedown
Fear of Flying (turbulance II)
Diplomatic Siege
In the Company of Spies
One Man's Hero
Murder of Crows, A
Shadow of Doubt
Gingerbread Man, The
Rough Riders
Occasional Hell, An
Substitute, The
Last of the Dogmen
Body Language
Avenging Angel, The
Chasers
Major League II
Gettysburg
Sliver
Sniper
At Play in the Fields of the Lord
Shattered
Field, The
Love at Large
Born on the Fourth of July
Major League
Last Rites
Betrayed
Shoot to Kill
Someone to Watch Over Me
Platoon
Rustlers' Rhapsody
Fear City
Eddie and the Cruisers
Big Chill, The
Oltre la porta
Dogs of War, The
Flesh & Blood
Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
Sentinel, The
Rush It

Okay, finished? Good.





















NOW WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GIVING TOM BERENGER ACTING ROLES?!?

Sure some of these movies were alright, even a couple were actually good. But god knows they would have been a thousand times better had Tom Berenger not been in there.

Rule of thumb: If you're starting production on a movie and Tom Berenger wins a role in that movie, then your movie sucks balls. Just drop the whole project. Think of him as a message from god.

You're welcome.

Hugs and kisses,

Amerifolklegend

[Alberto]

It is truly the end times when Freaky Friday is remade. Agree on your sentiments, err hatred.

Berenger was alright in Shattered, but I acknowledge Greta Sacchi made the movie and he was very good in Platoon. Otherwise I agree he is kind of lame. Not much acting talent. He's not in the Freaky Friday remake is he?

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

Major League is one of my fave movies. Indians fan here. I thought he played Jake Taylor quite well and he had chemistry with Rene Russo. I'd like to hear your suggestion for who should've played the role though.

[amerifolklegend]

Originally posted by Aimer, Northend Diva
Major League is one of my fave movies. Indians fan here. I thought he played Jake Taylor quite well and he had chemistry with Rene Russo. I'd like to hear your suggestion for who should've played the role though.

A bag of sand would have been better.



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(Going to the show Tuesday? AFLette's flying to Vegas to see them, but didn't get tickets for Friday so she has to settle for Saturday.)

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

i'm assuming you mean Duran Duran. I'm not going to the Roxy show in L.A. on Tuesday (cuz I have a gig myself), but I'm going to the Costa Mesa show in Orange County the next night...I've had my ticket since the day they went on sale. about the 25th row or so.

[amerifolklegend]

Originally posted by Aimer, Northend Diva
i'm assuming you mean Duran Duran.

Who on earth could I possibly be asking you about seeing besides Duran Duran? :D

I'm not going to the Roxy show in L.A. on Tuesday (cuz I have a gig myself), but I'm going to the Costa Mesa show in Orange County the next night...I've had my ticket since the day they went on sale. about the 25th row or so.

Yeah, I knew you were going to the Wednesday show, but didn't know if you had an inside on those 400 or so remaining tickets that will be released to the general public.

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

i did have the insider info to get presale tix, but otherwise I've been too busy to work any other connections with my play starting its run, an unexpected trip to ohio and my parents visiting me here.