TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FO YO SELF! - Tyra Banks - NSROT [15 - R]

[red & wite army]

I'm in no way criticizing women at all...definitely not.
I'm just definitely not a fan of commitment

[Case]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIGG!

I expect you'll have having an evening packed full of Coronas, KFC family feasts and women?! :D

What colour legends did you get R&W?

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"Put those hands together!": Joey Tribiani

Mmmm, chicken gravy!!!


-You've got to be nice to them more often then not
-You have to get hold of them when you don't want to
-If you don't get hold of them, they do
-You will get bored of them
-You will invariably see someone better...


Yo, mebe for ur bday bigg will give u his chicktionary, or at least the wisdom he has gained, coz the first 3 sound like u makin the rookie mistakes (I ain't patronising, id be classed a redshirted freshman ways things are atm!)

as for the last 2, well thems the breaks....that or u just buying absolutes now coz u want a boot today even tho clearly the powerswerve is a better prospect!

As for criticising chicks, well I watched the Engerland Vs Ze Germanians girly soccerball earlier, and I gotta say I love any team with 3 lions on their shirt...seems there maybe truth in the idea that womens keepers r whoever can take goalkicks, coz ze german keeper giving away a corner when heading a ball that was bouncing over her in her area (ie could easily have caught it) shows that KEEPINg aspect of goal shows alot to be desired....
Anyways I was almost aroused by Chapman for her everything on the line performance, and the chick commentator did bring up what instantly became one of my fav alltime statements "she went over pretty easy, I doubt she'd have fallen like that in the street", which almost made up for the fact that, as a woman (albeit a sporty one), she was COMPLETELY OBSESSED by body image (how often she referred to these international sportstars as "thinner than her opponent" and generally made reference to their weight....
But yea Ze Germans were poo and we really shudsa won, had decent posession 1st half but kinda lost the plot in the 2nd...Sum1 needs to teach Yankey how to play the game (and not just how to beat an opponent, say, in the wrong direction!)

Meh, the argies on monday, sure they'll sumhow manage to con us out of qualification!

[Case]

well if it takes a decade to arrive, fabrelous will be wot, 21!!!
Still can't believe how long u bstards are gonna have that epitomy of midfield for, when u think u STOLE him from barca, suddemly the fact they only paid u d Bent money for henreless is put into context!

[red & wite army]

Yo, mebe for ur bday bigg will give u his chicktionary, or at least the wisdom he has gained, coz the first 3 sound like u makin the rookie mistakes (I ain't patronising, id be classed a redshirted freshman ways things are atm!)

Oh no no, I meant that that is what is expected - not what I necessarily do.

As for Adriano - what exactly has happened to him? Its supposedly personal problems? Just how bad can they be that it turns him into a heavy pile of crok that looks strained when he is walking...usually when being subbed off?

[cjump]

women aren't evil but they are full of drama. it's a pain in the arse to deal with them and their emotions. give me a break. there is a lot of fish in the sea and im having the seafood platter.

[garethchelsea]

hmm ur righyt case also about the fabregas barca thing arsenal fans are always saying our youth teams etc are all from teh youth academy oh yeah what for one season to get about half blooded as theyve just come from some other top flight european team (notice i used european instead of english) as arsenal neverbuy english players god why would they do a crazy thing like that i mean its not like they are an english club or anyting

[appleCORR7]

"she went over pretty easy, I doubt she'd have fallen like that in the street".

WHAT?

Hahaha, i missed the game but im going to watch the highlights in a bit. Oh i hope i hear that! haha.

That comment about Yankey made me laugh!

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[red & wite army]

Somebody PM me when the above post is either readable, or when the thread is back on topic.

[appleCORR7]

lol - I thought the same thing. I started to read it then gave up!

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[garethchelsea]

Somebody PM me when the above post is either readable, or when the thread is back on topic.

oh look the arsenal fan doesnt like the truth sweating abit are we

[red & wite army]

oh look the arsenal fan doesnt like the truth sweating abit are we

Haha - that literally made me LOL!:p

Seriously mate, if you think you have a point, then edit your post and put it in the off-topic thread. I'd be glad to discuss it, because at the moment you just seem to be winning all your arguments because nobody is able to or bothered to try to decipher what you are saying.;)

[Dr.Phil]

I agree R&W

I had one long relationship (year is long :D) is was good but I really enjoy being single

[Case]

Oh, forgot to mention

I AM FREE OF CRUTCHES!!




...Just like the best type of girlies panties!

Can't believe it took me soooo long to make that joke

[Skizz]

Hangover. Pain. Spent 14 hours in total drinking yesterday, the final roll call reads (there or there abouts)

8 bottles of Stella
4 cans of Fosters

then went out and had

7 Smirnoff Norsk with lemonade
4 double Smirnoff Norsk with lemonade
2 glasses of wine
10 Corky's (for those Stateside they are these really crap shots which come in such unsickly flavors as white chocolate)
1 pint of stella
14 bottles of Fosters Twist
2 bottles of Champagne

...and a KFC. I feel soooo rough.

[Skizz]

I've merged the OT posts from the jersey thread into here, R&W is right lets try and keep it on topic in future please :)

Also, you're fighting a losing battle mate, if someone is not signed on professional terms they are fair game, it happens all the time that players decide not to sign professionally with a club after working through the youth system so I'd hardly say we stole him by making him a contract offer. Barca were compensated, it was all above board, and if it wasn't why haven't they complained?

[thebigman]

happy b day dude, even if we arnt best of net chums atm

NEVER wash wife beater down with a kentucky fried non chicken related bucket though

no wonder you are ill, possibly dieing

[Skizz]

Yeah no probs m8. I think we should call an end to our Bendtner feud :p Although I did reply to your last post I'm not going to get involved with it anymore. My main beef was that I felt you were having a go at Ade which I didn't appreciate but you said that wasn't the point now which is cool.

Anyway I'm a lot better now after today's result :)

[Case]

Wow seems stuff happens on here I ain't privvy too !
That or im just too dumb to notice, a possibility...

Fair enough, but in your heart of heart, NO GOON or any1 else ever can say that Barca were fairly compensated for Fabs! Kinda like sayin "I stole ur car, wife AND your girlfriend, but here's some chewing gum:D

But yea sure they done it 100 times themselves so not like my heart bleeding- u ever notice that pretty much EVERY foreign import in La Liga is or on the books of OR was bought into the country by Barca/Madrid?!?! Guess they're the only 2 teams with money and scouts!!!

bigg, we all know u got drunk, for the simple reason that NO SOBER MAN HAS EVER KEPT COUNT OF HIS DRINKS!!!!!

[Skizz]

Very true. Very, very true.

I do feel extremely old today though. Ah well, first derby win as a 23 year old is in the bag! :D

[red & wite army]

Well I more then thoroughly enjoyed the game today!

When Fabregas scored I almost pissed my pants in excitement (I'm obviously not gonna get made fun of for saying that) and Ade's goal was just purely amazing - thats the African way alright!:p