Your tips to pick up women.

[FenoFutbol]

Alrite bitches. let see who has the bigger webos here.

I know there is bunch of sites and books that you can read about pickin up women.

Let see what uall got. Whos the biggest player in CA forum? who is going to start with their stuff? Tono is all u dude (oh shit forgot u hate when people call u dude) haha

whos first?

[MoRado]

Alrite bitches. let see who has the bigger webos here.

I know there is bunch of sites and books that you can read about pickin up women.

Let see what uall got. Whos the biggest player in CA forum? who is going to start with their stuff? Tono is all u dude (oh shit forgot u hate when people call u dude) haha

whos first?

you start, i´ll go next

[Latin Pride]

Be funny, say cute but not lame jokes.. women love guys that are funny.

show your interested but not desperate, that you got your eyes on her eventho you can get any other chick you want (even if it aint true :p :D )

Be sweet but have a lil of a bad boy in you, girls like guys that are sweet but they don't like guys that are way too sweet.

[FenoFutbol]

good stuff man.

ill do some.

for me sometimes is hard bc even though women love confidence, sometime i tend to be too cocky but anyway. here are some stuff that work for me.

1. dress to impress, if u a player, dont wear ************ clothes.
2. be agressive, make the first move, bitches like real men not wussy out of the mall.
3. text messege, is the best to flirt, bitch think most of the time about relationships while ur thinkin on soccer most of ur free time. text works a lot.
4. tell them they remind u of a tv hottie. be realistic dont tell her she looks like jessica de alba, but mention somebody famous, they always remember that.
5. make them believe they are smarter than u, they like that, but dont make urself look stupid too, just let feel good about themselve for a bit.
6. ask them if they like surprises, if they say "yes" kiss them, if they say "not" kiss them anyway, the worse that can happen is that they would get a bit mad.
7. talk to all kinds of bitches, if they are ugly practice on ur game, if they are the target go for it, be prepared to get ur "heart" broke, but hey thats life and ur a men, dont be a wussy.
8. if are at a swimin pool, tell to be carefull bc theres an anaconda around :cool:

whats up?

come back with more.

[MalboroDude]

good stuff man.

ill do some.

for me sometimes is hard bc even though women love confidence, sometime i tend to be too cocky but anyway. here are some stuff that work for me.

1. dress to impress, if u a player, dont wear ************ clothes.
2. be agressive, make the first move, bitches like real men not wussy out of the mall.
3. text messege, is the best to flirt, bitch think most of the time about relationships while ur thinkin on soccer most of ur free time. text works a lot.
4. tell them they remind u of a tv hottie. be realistic dont tell her she looks like jessica de alba, but mention somebody famous, they always remember that.
5. make them believe they are smarter than u, they like that, but dont make urself look stupid too, just let feel good about themselve for a bit.
6. ask them if they like surprises, if they say "yes" kiss them, if they say "not" kiss them anyway, the worse that can happen is that they would get a bit mad.
7. talk to all kinds of bitches, if they are ugly practice on ur game, if they are the target go for it, be prepared to get ur "heart" broke, but hey thats life and ur a men, dont be a wussy.
8. if are at a swimin pool, tell to be carefull bc theres an anaconda around :cool:

whats up?

come back with more.

:eek:

You have got to either be 12 years old or still a virgin…

:rolleyes:

[superdave]

Two words. Angry Pirate. Women love the Angry Pirate.

[uclacarlos]

:eek:

You have got to either be 12 years old or still a virgin…

:rolleyes:
#4 taken by itself w/o all the greaseball, open-shirt, chest-hair, bling jewelry hanging down shit... (#1-3, 5-8) is actually spot on.

But the "Anaconda"??? Give me a break.

[argentine soccer fan]

Sorry, there's no magic trick. Just show them you're interested and see what happens. But If you're talking about picking up a girl at a club for a good time, it's all about good looks. If you're good looking, you can throw up on a girl and she'll still go home with you. If you don't look good, you can have the best pick up line, you can tell the best joke, whatever, she'll still leave with the good looking jerk who threw up on her.

So, try to look your best, and girls will come to you. If there's no way you can make yourself look good, well, make sure you have a lot of money, and throw it around. That works too.

Oh, and if you realize that you cannot pick up the hottest chicks at the club, and you don't want to go home alone, lower your standards. If you still cannot pick anybody up, keep lowering them. If you go low enough, you'll eventually find a girl who will give you what you want.

Another thing you can do is hang out with a good looking guy. He'll probably have several girls after him, and he'll probably pick the best one, but that means there will be several others hanging around who are suddenly feeling inadequate because he didn't pick them, and so and you can be there to save the day.

You could hang with me, but I'm getting too old for that shit. :D

[Azuran]

be yourself. That's all you need in order to get a girl.

Hell, that works for me. I just walk up to someone and I try starting a conversation. Sometimes, you'll be amazed at stuff you find out about people just by doing that. The rejection part kinda sucks though.

[Midorit]

I show them FenoFutbol's posts on BigSoccer and tell them that they're mine.Always works.

Tried it once with UCLA Carlos' posts.The chick slapped me in the face and walked away...

[hereje]

good stuff man.

7. talk to all kinds of bitches, if they are ugly practice on ur game, if they are the target go for it, be prepared to get ur "heart" broke, but hey thats life and ur a men, dont be a wussy.

come back with more.

i've tried this one before, not on ugly ones but on some that i'm not attracted to, it helps you get confidence.

[Antonio81]

Another thing you can do is hang out with a good looking guy. He'll probably have several girls after him, and he'll probably pick the best one, but that means there will be several others hanging around who are suddenly feeling inadequate because he didn't pick them, and so and you can be there to save the day.
How about being that cool, good-looking guy(working out in the gym) and learning the right words, looks, poses to get them hot and wet?? Didn´t that occurr:D

I show them FenoFutbol's posts on BigSoccer and tell them that they're mine.Always works.

Tried it once with UCLA Carlos' posts.The chick slapped me in the face and walked away...Should have told them about Antonio´s manhood instead;) May have had better luck.

Come back later with more time.

[FenoFutbol]

when it comes to bitches man, im the hombre ;)

dated 3 of the hottes cheerladers ih hs, hangin with hollywood mamasitas, bein a hard ass good lookin futbol players.

s.. i even intimidate argentina bitches.

how i do?

first be good at futbol, bitches love street futballers. like somebody said, learn from the pros, if u see that dude (me) that gets all the chicks, watch what we do, how we act, how we dress.

be a macho man around ur boys, around bitches be the coolest and the strongest. when ur alone with the girl be a real gentleman, dont curse, be "romantic" but only when ur alone with them, after u do the job, stop sein them for a while, them they will call u and do it u all the time.

there is always that mudafuka that drives a ferrari and he just need to show up in his car and get all the bitches, but dont hate, sometimes they are cool and if they see u got game theyll invite u to hang out with him and introduce u to more challengin hoes.

dont always hang out with the coolest guy out there (me) sometimes u have to go out on ur own. so u can see how much u are improvin, so u work on ur own game. practicin a lot will make u the best.

never look desperate for bitches. bitches dont want a dude that is really into them. thats why u have to have a bitch to talk to everyday, meet many girls, talk to a lot of girls.

tell them u had a lot of women only after u slept with her. most bitches want a serious relationship and unless they are drunk they will think ur serious too tell them straigh up ur a player, it will be turn off for them, just tell them u slept with a couple of girls and that some of them were not that attractive, that would make u look like u have "heart" and that u do care of what is on the "inside."

in the club never get too drunk but u could have a few drinks so u talk to more bitches. dont be afraid, touch them, but no in the ass, grab their arms and tell them "hola" just make sure she is not with another dude bc pickin up fights at the club is stupid.

u have to know how good ur game is. when u start, is goin to take time to get with girls. once u start pickin it up. it will take u like a week to get them to bed, but once ur a pro (like me) u should do them a few hours after u meet them.

this is all mentally, only the strongest survive, only the best players get the most, the hottest girls out there. gettin rejected is goin to be part of the game and life, get used to. move on, there is plenty of bitches in this world. men has webos, we're hunters. we dont sit down and cry about bitches, remember this quotes.

"she likes me bc im from newyok" 50 cent

"i got 99 problems but the bitch aint one" jaz z

"since i started playin for madrid, i got so many letters from girls all over the world" Raul Gonzalez.

ull be surprised of how many bitches u can pull if u just believe in urself and u work on ur game. this is prob one of the best advices i ever got from a big time player.

"chicks dig confidence" and thats the real truth.

not u dont have to drive a ferrari or go to hardvard university, i know plenty of serotes with a business degree from ucla that would never get shit, not even ugly betty bitches. even ugly bitches like wapos studs like me.

fragance: colone, perfume. smell good, most chicks love that.

just work on it, and go for it, dont be a vagina.

workin out, learnin salsa, playin sports, bein a very social person helps a lot. dont worry about the money or the class, of course it helps, also havin big webos like me. but at the end the ones that get more bitches are the ones that insist the most, the ones that get their "heart" broken the most.

haha peace :cool:

not time for haters this time. :p€€

[EduarDitto]

not u dont have to drive a ferrari or go to hardvard university, i know plenty of serotes with a business degree from ucla that would never get shit, not even ugly betty bitches. even ugly bitches like wapos studs like me.

You know uclacharles? :p

[R9Kevinr9]

A Las bichas no les gustan los orgullosos feno.:D

[Antonio81]

Women usually take them over nice guys.

[devioustrevor]

My best pick-up technique is "Hi, my name is Trevor"

Really though, there is no secret. Just don't act like a dick and treat her as though she is more than just a collection of aesthetically-pleasing bodyparts.

[Antonio81]

you start, i´ll go nextYou never went...

[Panfilo]

If you have to tell everyone on a soccer messageboard that you are the hombre

You probably aren't the hombre.

All those tips are basic any numbnut knows to act like an asshole (don't go overboard though) when going after a chick.

O great hombre

tells us something we don't know.

[Midorit]

If you have to tell everyone on a soccer messageboard that you are the hombre

You probably aren't the hombre.

All those tips are basic any numbnut knows to act like an asshole (don't go overboard though) when going after a chick.

O great hombre

tells us something we don't know.
If you have to act smart on a soccer messageboard blah blah blah...