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Invincible
22 Aug 2007, 10:47 AM
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Post here if you want to be a member of the WTFIMU secret police. The WTFIMU secret police is dedicated to dishing out unnecessary police brutality towards those hapless fools who refer to OUR club as 'MAN U'. *SPITS ON GROUND*

As a member, it will be your responsibility to seek out anyone using such a repulsive term, record their names and report back here where they will be mercilessly ridiculed, interrogated, brainwashed and then released. They will learn to never use such a disgusting term again.

JOIN TODAY

Republic of Mancunia
22 Aug 2007, 11:03 AM
Can I sign up as a WTFIMU affiliate/sympathizer? Can't be bothered with the brutality or even corrective therapy anymore.

However, I will promise to look at my monitor with disdain everytime I see that phrase and send bad vibes out, telepathically, across the interweb. Or is this a, "you're with us or against us" deal, so no half-measures accepted?

Invincible
22 Aug 2007, 11:05 AM
Can I sign up as a WTFIMU affiliate/sympathizer? Can't be bothered with the brutality or even corrective therapy anyomore. I will promise to look at my monitor with disdain everytime I see that phrase and send bad vibes out, telepathically, across the interweb.

You're in comrade. Sympathizer or enforcer, you're all welcome.

Vermont Red
22 Aug 2007, 11:10 AM
What's the big deal?

Karloski
22 Aug 2007, 11:13 AM
Man U are the greatest. :D

Invincible
22 Aug 2007, 11:18 AM
Man U are the greatest. :D

Hey guys? This one needs to be shot.:)

Charleysurf
22 Aug 2007, 11:18 AM
"Are you Man U you?"- Shaun Ryder.

taffhammer
22 Aug 2007, 11:25 AM
Post here if you want to be a member of the WTFIMU secret police. The WTFIMU secret police is dedicated to dishing out unnecessary police brutality towards those hapless fools who refer to OUR club as 'MAN U'. *SPITS ON GROUND*

As a member, it will be your responsibility to seek out anyone using such a repulsive term, record their names and report back here where they will be mercilessly ridiculed, interrogated, brainwashed and then released. They will learn to never use such a disgusting term again.


always wanting to be enlightend by those in the know.....when did man utd stop being referred to as man u.
since i was in the playgrounds in the 1970's everyone called them man u.
fans and non fans alike.

Invincible
22 Aug 2007, 11:32 AM
always wanting to be enlightend by those in the know.....when did man utd stop being referred to as man u.
since i was in the playgrounds in the 1970's everyone called them man u.
fans and non fans alike.

This one shall be interrogated. I feel we can learn some valuable info.
































Then you can take him out back and shoot him.

LA. MAN UNITED
22 Aug 2007, 11:37 AM
I like the Man U's soccer team the best...

taffhammer
22 Aug 2007, 11:45 AM
This one shall be interrogated. I feel we can learn some valuable info. Then you can take him out back and shoot him.

fair play, hands up.


as a last meal i'd like a prawn sandwich ..and can tevez do the shooting.

Motterman
22 Aug 2007, 11:47 AM
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Invincible
22 Aug 2007, 11:50 AM
fair play, hands up.


as a last meal i'd like a prawn sandwich ..and can tevez do the shooting.

Deal. Now spill it. You say the term 'Man U' has been around since the 70s? Who started it, and where may we find this person or family of that person now?

cr7torossi
22 Aug 2007, 12:13 PM
I always thought that Man U was a cockney invention.

Stud83
22 Aug 2007, 12:45 PM
Manu may refer to:

In geography:

Manu, a town in Sokoto State, Nigeria
Manu, province in the Madre de Dios region of Peru
Manu National Park
Manu River
Manu River, river originating in India and flowing into Bangladesh


In acting:

Manu, member of the cast of a controversial film released in 2000 called Baise-moi
Manu Intiraymi, American television and theatre actor best known as Icheb on the television series Star Trek: Voyager
Manu Narayan, Lead actor in Broadway's Bombay Dreams and lead singer of band darunam


In sports:

Manu (footballer), a Portuguese professional footballer who is currently signed to Benfica
Manu Ginobili, Argentine NBA basketball player
Manu Samoa, the national rugby union team of Samoa


In Hinduism:

Manu (Hinduism), the progenitor of humankind in Hindu mythology
King Manu, a legendary Chola king
Manu Smriti, important work of Hindu law and ancient Indian society


In other fields:

Manu, genus of prehistoric birds accepted as ancestors of the albatross
Manu Herbstein, the South African author of Ama, a Story of the Atlantic Slave Trade
Manu Chao, the French singer and musician
Manu Tenorio, a highly popular Spanish artist and finalist on the hit show Operación Triunfo
Manu was an animated TV series.

Gonzo86
22 Aug 2007, 01:45 PM
Seriously, what is the big deal :confused:

It's just an abbreviation.

barthez4
22 Aug 2007, 01:50 PM
Seriously, what is the big deal :confused:

It's just an abbreviation.

*sniper shot to the head through a million walls ala Perfect Dark*

Count me in. :)

Sapphire
22 Aug 2007, 02:38 PM
This one gets my vote.

Manu may refer to:
Manu Chao, the French singer and musician
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Jc18star
22 Aug 2007, 04:09 PM
I am in and I have been in for a while, even more so being that I live in the USA and everyone over here calls us Man U, including Fox Soccer broadcasters (they are a joke anyway but still its annoying), Eurosport and other soccer publications.....I want to choke the life out of them becuase to me it is either an insult, the mark of a plastic fan, someone that knows nothing about the club or a player fan boy and I don't have time for any of them.

And for those that say "whats the big deal?", its a shot of disrespect at worst and stupidy at best. We an not Man Yoo, we are Manchester United, Man Utd, MUFC, United, or the Red Devils.

benni...
22 Aug 2007, 05:05 PM
*walks in, drops off package, walks out looking at watch*