Footballer/Manager Voodoo Dolls-Who would you have?

[BusbyBabes]

If you REALLY HATE a player a Voodoo doll would be perfect to get a bit of revenge on them..

I would have Didier Drogba though he already resembles a puppet on strings when he falls and rolls about.

Jose Mouriniho would get it too the git..:)

Diving cheat!:mad:

[Vermont Red]

We need Invincible to bring back the curses.

[barthez4]

Rooney and Saha. I'd keep them in homeostasis-maintaining glass cases so they could stay fit.

[jayro75]

Rooney and Saha. I'd keep them in homeostasis-maintaining glass cases so they could stay fit.

Saha's glass would break and he'd fall into a fire..

[JC7rox]

Rooney and Saha. I'd keep them in homeostasis-maintaining glass cases so they could stay fit.

The air in the glass would cause damage to Saha's knee. He will then acquire tendonitis, which he will pass on the Hargreaves after sharing the same bath.

[barthez4]

The air in the glass would cause damage to Saha's knee. He will then acquire tendonitis, which he will pass on the Hargreaves after sharing the same bath.

:eek:

The rest of the post is very possible.

[tscboys]

Well the players do shower together, what's to say they dont take bubble baths together :D

[barthez4]

Well the players do shower together, what's to say they dont take bubble baths together :D

It's a Frenchman and a lumberjack Canadian Englishman.

[tscboys]

So they bathe in maple syrup and eat crepes.

[Sapphire]

I'd maybe like a Crouch doll, so I could mold him into zany positions, like the real Crouch:

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200609/r108742_337524.jpg

[barthez4]

I'd maybe like a Crouch doll, so I could mold him into zany positions, like the real Crouch:

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200609/r108742_337524.jpg

You sure you wouldn't want to do that with Evra or Vida? :)

[sandaroo]

Mourinho.

Need I say more?

[Whoop]

I'd maybe like a Crouch doll, so I could mold him into zany positions, like the real Crouch:

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538885

:D

[BusbyBabes]

I think I may just bend the rules and have a Steve Bennet doll sponsored by specsavers and little yellow and red cards.

Here comes the needle.:(

[Sara24]

Can I have an ex footballer? It's got to be Alan Shearer, I cannot stand him and was absolutely thrilled when he declined to sign for us.

[BusbyBabes]

Can I have an ex footballer? It's got to be Alan Shearer, I cannot stand him and was absolutely thrilled when he declined to sign for us.

course you can.

Not to mention the fact that he is boring on match of the day and has nothing to say.:)

[Sara24]

course you can.

Not to mention the fact that he is boring on match of the day and has nothing to say.:)

Thank you. I can't tell you how much he winds me up, I think my adoration for Roy Keane is a factor in this somewhere. Shearer is terrible on MOTD especially when he thinks he is being funny :eek:

[BusbyBabes]

Thank you. I can't tell you how much he winds me up, I think my adoration for Roy Keane is a factor in this somewhere. Shearer is terrible on MOTD especially when he thinks he is being funny :eek:

lets add Lawrenson and Hansen as well for thetorture they inflict. Surprising ex-footballers with zilch football knowledge.

[Sara24]

lets add Lawrenson and Hansen as well for thetorture they inflict. Surprising ex-footballers with zilch football knowledge.

That's fine by me! :)

[Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10]

Ben Haim hasnt been mentioned yet? :D