Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does... - NSROT [14 - R]

[kaitster]

Hell yeah, bigg. The bike?! Amazing (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qis2_02-martins-v-bolton-by-ktn_sport).

[Skizz]

That's the one. The deflection through Faye's legs that pearolled past Jaaskelainen was the funnier. Not necessarily BETTER, but funnier :D

We went out last night, my mate found an "Over 50's" porno on the way home and proceeded to sit next to me on the night bus reading it while pointing stuff out and shouting things like "URGH DOES IT EVEN TOUCH THE SIDES?" What a wanker. This was the same friend who used the socks/bra chatup line that was the title of the last thread.

[kaitster]

I really hope he didn't go home and 'watch' that.

[Skizz]

God no. I threw the mag out the window after about 10 stops, couldn't be arsed with it anymore! Some of the things he comes out with...only last night he looked at a girl and said "wow!" she replied "what?" (obviously), to which he said "you're so ugly you've just sobered me up!" I can't really talk, with the state I was in last night I said a few things I shouldnt have...

[Devil500]

Nice goal!

Tomorrow the good teams play ;)

[Case]

Yea that G freekick makes the £10 a month for Setanta worth it!

The reason my posts have been sporadic is work, I've logged 170 hours in the past 3 weeks, plus an extra 3 figuring that out :p

[Skizz]

Lmao. I would have thought you would have asked what my legendary chat up line was this week. Well it wasn't legendary, but it worked. I'm not sure if I can post it on here though...

[Tony Dellbird]

Lmao. I would have thought you would have asked what my legendary chat up line was this week. Well it wasn't legendary, but it worked. I'm not sure if I can post it on here though...

I'm not Fred Flinstone but I sure can make the bedrock?

[Skizz]

Worse. It was as simple as this. On the bus home the girl I had spent most of the night with was sitting next to me, so with the Dutch courage I simply said "look. I've been really nice to you all night, can I at least feel your tits before I have to get off?"

*shakes head*

[Tony Dellbird]

Worse. It was as simple as this. On the bus home the girl I had spent most of the night with was sitting next to me, so with the Dutch courage I simply said "look. I've been really nice to you all night, can I at least feel your tits before I have to get off?"

*shakes head*

Haha was honesty the best policy? Mine last night was 'gee your trousers look tight, is it gonna take u long to get them off?' worked though!

[Case]

I love the purity and genuiness that bigg's line embodied! Wholesome inappropriateness for the whole family!

[cjump]

the ranger/protestant vs celtic/catholic is alive and well here in the carolinas. went to a scottish pub last night wearing my celtic t-shirt (knowing fully what i was doing) and didn't get served because of it.

[kaitster]

HAH - which pub did you go to?

[thebigman]

lol skizz

must be some classy women u hang round with

little martins is a demi god

hes gotta be one of the fastest midgets of all time

[kaitster]

How irritating.

[Skizz]

Yeah, uhh...had to watch someone on the other team do Oba's bike...FROM THE EDGE OF THE D. Couldn't believe it. We lost. Great debut that was...

[TheLastLineMonster]

wow... i've been gone 2 days and this thread is sooo random now that i feel scared to jump back in.

[Case]

...but yet u did. Admirable guts, hats off!!!

[Devil500]

Lost my voice at the NY game tonight 3-0 just mad I thought the temporary stage that is in the supporting section would almost collapse :p

And Angel is the class of the league I f*cking love how he gave us props after his goal.

[TheLastLineMonster]

uhhum... just be sure to suit up for the whoop-ass beckham and the galaxy are gonna give y'all!