Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does... - NSROT [14 - R]

[Case]

You don't the Texas Longhorns have some "GodzillaTron" (best name ever btw) that's the entire width of an american football field!

[kaitster]

I showcased my boot nerdiness today at our final. Some girl from the other team was waiting to be subbed in, and she was wearing precisions... so I turn to my friend beside me and say 'holy nuts this girl is wearing precisions those are from a while back'

I got made fun of for 30 seconds. :(

[red & wite army]

I showcased my boot nerdiness today at our final. Some girl from the other team was waiting to be subbed in, and she was wearing precisions... so I turn to my friend beside me and say 'holy nuts this girl is wearing precisions those are from a while back'

I got made fun of for 30 seconds. :(

You sure you didn't get made fun of and showcase your nerdiness by saying 'holy nuts' out loud?:p

[kaitster]

That wasn't verbatim, jerk :P. It was probably more along the lines of 'holy shit'.. unfortunately I've been very sailor-like with my choice of words *diction!* for the past week.

[Skizz]

Dev...wtf happened with that own goal?! Jesus!!!

[kaitster]

It's my last first day of highschool. Wow.

[Case]

It's still unreal to me how early US skool starts, both annually and daily!
I want me a "Holy Nuts Batman" t-shirt!
Had my first (and only that I can play in) pre-season friendly yesterday, me and my partner in sporting crime absolutely rap*d the opponents defence- we played a mixture of our 1st, 2nd and 3rd teams so I started and he was on the bench (so not to overload with 1st team players), we had rolling subs so he came on for me after 30 mins, then for the last half hour (we we're 1-1) they played us both-4 goals between us and he literally injured 2 of their players as they both lunged in to hammer him, he jumps out the way and they clatter each other!
So we're 5-2 up with a goalkick, the ref tells a player there's only a minute left. I decide I gotta shoot no matter what, then the goal kick comes straight to me in the air on the halfway line- I was forced into a corner and my hands were tied, I had no option but to attempt a overhead bicycle from the half! Nice r4oation, timed it well but just didn't quite have the legs, landed around the peno spot and the keeper (who'd been laying down in protest when Id decided to do this!) gathered it comfortably, basically calling me all sorts and trying to start a fight with me just for attempting it against him!!!

Gotta luv it, I've missed this ish

[Koby7STAR]

It's my last first day of highschool. Wow.

does that mean youve started 11th grade

[Skizz]

You see a hot girl at a party and decide to walk up to her. You say, "I'm incredible in bed!" That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You see a hot girl at a party with a bunch of friends, but you get one of her friends to talk to her and tell her that you're incredible in bed. That's ADVERTISING.

You see a hot girl at a party, walk up to her, get her number, then phone her the next day to tell her you're incredible in bed. That's TELESALES.

You see a hot girl at a party, walk up to her, offer to pour her a drink, give her a ride home after the party, then open her front door. Then slip in the fact that - by the way - you're incredible in bed. That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You see a hot girl at a party, but she walks up to you and whispers: "I hear you're fantastic in bed!" That my friends, is BRAND RECOGNITION. :D

[Koby7STAR]

positive rep for that biggsy

[kaitster]

does that mean youve started 11th grade

12th.

[wrekinrak25]

It's still unreal to me how early US skool starts, both annually and daily!



i started three weeks ago

[Koby7STAR]

i started three weeks ago

so how long was your holiday term

[Case]

i started three weeks ago
:eek::eek:


Bigg, that's one crazy party u went too;)

[Dr.Phil]

I had registration for HS today I start my senior year next Thursday

[TheLastLineMonster]

your just now doing registration? our first day was today. my schedule is waaay messed up. i am trying to change it so that i get Advanced Functions and Modeling, Psychology, Archery, and French instead of the bogus classes they gave me. i have 6 classes that are right though.

[kaitster]

My schedule was good.. until my library science teacher told me I can't take her class again because I've already taken it, and I won't get credit for it. I told her I didn't care that I didn't get credit for it (we end up graduating with 4 extra credits), it was the only thing that fit with my schedule, because the other side of it is AP French 5..

So now I have to try and find something to fit 3rd block on A Day.. which is almost impossible.. and I'm peeved. I might end up dropping French 5 just so it doesn't screw up the rest of my perfect schedule.

[TheLastLineMonster]

ap french 5???? i dont have any language creds yet... im fluent in a couple languages but none are offered at my school... library science? the science of sorting books?? what a random class!!

[kaitster]

ap french 5???? i dont have any language creds yet... im fluent in a couple languages but none are offered at my school... library science? the science of sorting books?? what a random class!!

Library science is basically a bullshit class that acts as a filler if you don't have a filler for an A day B day class. PRetty much, you get stations *circ desk, fiction, non fiction, reference, etc*, and sit around and do whatever you want, unless something has to be done *books shelved, a worksheet every two weeks, check out a book, etc*.

Pretty much amazing class, which I took last year because it was the filler for French 4.

But our school district is retarded, and won't let anyone have spares. CMS *my school district* caters to the people who don't care to work or go to school, and who fail everything. It's ridiculous, and I'm so glad I'm almost finished.

[wrekinrak25]

yeah my aunt used to teach in the cms system and all we ever heard was what a load of crap it is

but i'll tell you my system isnt much better either...there seems to be a shortage of high school teachers that have mastered the tricky skill of speaking english