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Skizz
22 Aug 2007, 05:36 PM
Yeah that sounds like a plan, I'll probably do that. Its bloody annoying me though, this whole thing. I hate being broken!!
Tony Dellbird
22 Aug 2007, 05:41 PM
Yeah that sounds like a plan, I'll probably do that. Its bloody annoying me though, this whole thing. I hate being broken!!
You feel like such an invalid. Take it you can't drive or anything then?
Case
22 Aug 2007, 07:26 PM
*Sigh* McSven did it again....
Micah Richards was our best attacker first half, rio off injured at halftime so brings Wesley on, furry fluff, but then plays him right and tucks Micah in one so he can't go forward!!!!! Tw@t
Then proceeds to go thru his arsenal of proven failures from the subs bench, the horror on my face when the (inept, as ever) beeb commentatory team mentioned Dyerbolical now has THIRTY F'N THREE caps!!! Fair play SWP was actually decent, and by my rules he's been tried and found guilty of not being up to par so shudn't get in the squad so perhaps mebe im wrong this once, but then I ain't seen no cheatski games this year so duno wot all the fuss about his form is about. Owe-no, oh dear! Bigg's cripple ass wuda been a more active and threatening player up top. Smudger worked hard and had some nice flicks etc, but his lack of pace holds him back (not as much as Owe-no's lack of anything nowadays mind you). Fat Frank had mebe only his 2nd decent showing for a year, but still the selfish bstard cuda got us a tie out the game...
Really annoys me that McSven talks the talk about passion but then dares to use the platform that is a (albeit disgraceful new) Wembley game against Ze Germans to fudge about for team selection. I don't care if it's in a car park 6 local lads vs 15 tourists, that game ALWAYS means everything! 0-5 in our last home games against ze hun, unacceptable!
And for the sake of not repeating myself, I won't go into the farce that is picking a left back that no-one has ever seen, surely Lee Trundle would have made a better choice? At least he's expectedly slow (unlike the lean un-SureY who is deceptively lethargic) and would sell shirts.... As for the logic of bringing on Gareth Barry when it isn't a peno shootout, then playing the failed left back centre mid...when we have a talent pool in that position far beyond the depths of the chumps hMcSven loves to hang with on his bench...
Jo "whiny little bi@tch" Cole (yea he doesn't get the "e" in his name coz he a female) played really well, but still whined as if sum1 had pulled his shorts waaay too far up his arsenal (hang on...), dude cuda/shuda/wuda got sent off for a 2nd yellow, but hey at least the boy understood the need to get grimey against "angry man". Becks, well, having a small slow frontline ahead of him wasn't exactly playing into his hands now was it!
Robbo, erm, well, id drop him IMMEDIATELY if there was a single satisfactory candidate to fill the gloves. Like Hanson said, "mmmbop" (no wait, I mean Alan Hansen), "put Stevie Gerrard in goals":rolleyes:
We lost, we'll have to deal, but my question is when do we get one of those cool nationalised Brasilians? All the cool countries have one....
appleCORR7
22 Aug 2007, 07:47 PM
Were you so mad you had to post it twice?!! :confused:
I was thinking that Joanne Cole had his shorts a little bit too 'cranked' he always seemed to have them up really high!
Oh and I know we were talking about fat footballers in the Tonaldo thread but can I just say Stephen Reid. I don't know if its got something to do with the white Ireland shirt but he looks like he ate ALL the pies!
appleCORR
TheLastLineMonster
22 Aug 2007, 10:48 PM
holy shit, i seriously must have had a brain fart just now! did he seriously just post that whole long as thing twice?? WHAT THE ********! i seriously think this will rip the time-space continuum... and what was it about? i was so concerned that i was trippin on shrooms that i didn't take the time to read it. someone please summarize in 2 sentences please!
Skizz
23 Aug 2007, 04:56 AM
You feel like such an invalid. Take it you can't drive or anything then?
Nah, I'm having to bus it into work at the moment. The extent of my crippedness shows in the fact that even old people are giving their chairs up for me!!
Bigg's cripple ass wuda been a more active and threatening player up top.
Dunno whether to take this as a compliment or not!! :D
chopsuey12
23 Aug 2007, 05:02 AM
holy shit, i seriously must have had a brain fart just now! did he seriously just post that whole long as thing twice?? WHAT THE ********! i seriously think this will rip the time-space continuum... and what was it about? i was so concerned that i was trippin on shrooms that i didn't take the time to read it. someone please summarize in 2 sentences please!
HAHA!
DarrenOHooligan
23 Aug 2007, 05:04 PM
Well guys, I'm not going to be wearing any boots for a while. Last night I was carted to a hospital in an ambulance with a dislocated knee and torn knee ligaments. I will have to wait until Monday for my MRI scan but the doc is expected to confirm I will be out for three months minimum. Gutted is not even the word :(
I fell ya pain bro. When I went to the doctor for my calf and she told me 8 weeks. I was destroyed... But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I'm about 2 weeks away now, so close I can taste it.. and at my age, recovery isn't nearly as fast as it used to be...:( get better brutha...
Case
23 Aug 2007, 06:12 PM
holy shit, i seriously must have had a brain fart just now! did he seriously just post that whole long as thing twice?? WHAT THE ********! i seriously think this will rip the time-space continuum... and what was it about? i was so concerned that i was trippin on shrooms that i didn't take the time to read it. someone please summarize in 2 sentences please!
McSven bad. McSven out.
There, 2 sentences.
Man, my loyal readers sure were keen as the double post was only on there for seconds as an edit went a little wrong!
bigg, I compared you to England's top scoring currently active international, however being the guys a has-been bum, I apologise!
Skizz
24 Aug 2007, 05:50 AM
Ok people, I did it. I took the bandage off and took pics of my busted knee. Who wants a looksie!? :p
red & wite army
24 Aug 2007, 05:55 AM
Ok people, I did it. I took the bandage off and took pics of my busted knee. Who wants a looksie!? :p
To make it appropriate to the named thread, you may have to put a Nike boot next to it...;)
thebigman
24 Aug 2007, 05:58 AM
yeah skizz, your always quick to halt the none thread related tomfoolery!!
Skizz
24 Aug 2007, 06:22 AM
Ah...my brain is also crippled. Grrr
Ok I'll put a nike boot on :p
appleCORR7
24 Aug 2007, 09:17 AM
Good boy then it it will be in the correct thread!!!
You still shouldnt have taken the bandages down though you big tit! Its there to support your knee until you have the MRI scan.
MEN!! :rolleyes:
appleCORR
Skizz
24 Aug 2007, 01:51 PM
Well here are the pics. I haven't put them in the thread as they aren't really nice to look at, so click if you're not squeamish. It has gone down A LOT!!
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p317/biggskizz/24082007.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p317/biggskizz/24082007001.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p317/biggskizz/24082007002.jpg
thebigman
24 Aug 2007, 01:51 PM
just tap it with a wooden mallet, if your leg jerks up your fine
kaitster
24 Aug 2007, 01:52 PM
Shit, Skizz!!! That looks like hell. *shudder*
TheLastLineMonster
24 Aug 2007, 01:56 PM
HAHA!! yeah, lets hit it with a mallet, i can't see that going horribly wrong at all!! LMAO!!! jk jk. :rolleyes:
Skizz
24 Aug 2007, 02:29 PM
It's a lot better today than it was two days ago. Picture that leg double the size and you're about there.
Skizz
24 Aug 2007, 02:30 PM
Good boy then it it will be in the correct thread!!!
You still shouldnt have taken the bandages down though you big tit! Its there to support your knee until you have the MRI scan.
MEN!! :rolleyes:
appleCORR
And I only took the bandage off to have a bath!! I'm not stinking for a bloody week!!
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