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jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:08 PM
We just got back from vacation so I'm taking advantage. I'm going to try and fire up the PS3 in a minute.

Do you have to slip her a mickey for that??:eek:

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:10 PM
Do you have to slip her a mickey for that??:eek:

For that, no.

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:11 PM
Why does VR have a PS3? :eek::eek:

Because he can.

Can you guess my PS3 screen name?

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:12 PM
For that, no.

It sucks being married, doesn't it...:p

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:12 PM
It sucks being married, doesn't it...:p

You'll see. Eventually your wife will start expecting foreplay. Don't say you weren't warned.

zippy85
06 Aug 2007, 07:13 PM
What is a mickey :confused:

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:14 PM
You'll see. Eventually your wife will start expecting foreplay. Don't say you weren't warned.

Well that sucks .. I have a weak tongue..:p

holytoledo
06 Aug 2007, 07:14 PM
What is a mickey :confused:

What your biological father put in your mothers drink so he could make you.

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:14 PM
What is a mickey :confused:

I'm sure Teso would be happy to demonstrate, er, explain.

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:15 PM
What is a mickey :confused:

Wow, if only VR could've met you in a pub a few years back..

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:16 PM
Wow, if only VR could've met you in a pub a few years back..

More than a few years. I've been with my wife since before Zippy reached puberty.

So maybe it could have worked out, after all.

zippy85
06 Aug 2007, 07:17 PM
What your biological father put in your mothers drink so he could make you.
I hope you are not talking about what i think you are, i have never met my dad anyway, he is from portugal, my mum english and i was born in germany, when i was 16 i got to pick a nationality so i picked england cos i lived here all my life

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:17 PM
More than a few years. I've been with my wife since before Zippy reached puberty.

So maybe it could have worked out, after all.

VR is a certain French manager in disguise...:eek::eek:

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:17 PM
Hey Jayro:

How many Uncle Malcolms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:18 PM
I hope you are not talking about what i think you are, i have never met my dad anyway, he is from portugal, my mum english and i was born in germany, when i was 16 i got to pick a nationality so i picked england cos i lived here all my life

Those damn mustachioed Portugese... Joelzinho has the same problem... Except he decided to be Canadian..

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:19 PM
Hey Jayro:

How many Uncle Malcolms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how long they charged the battery on his wheelchair...

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:20 PM
The answer is none. A drooling, quivering mass of jelly can't even grip a light bulb.

Why did Uncle Malcolm cross the road?

holytoledo
06 Aug 2007, 07:22 PM
Why did Uncle Malcolm cross the road?

Um... he didn't?

jayro75
06 Aug 2007, 07:22 PM
The answer is none. A drooling, quivering mass of jelly can't even grip a light bulb.

Why did Uncle Malcolm cross the road?

To show Svenny some silverware...

Vermont Red
06 Aug 2007, 07:23 PM
Because a Top Red pushed his wheelchair into traffic.