Good Game San Jose, Well Played! [R]

[Topper]

It was a very close game between two evenly-matched teams. It was a classic battle between two bitter rivals. It could have gone either way, really.....

BUT IT DIDN'T, DID IT?!!

HA HA HA, Mother********ers, we pissed on your dead bodies for the third year in a row, and ended your 15-game undefeated-at-home-in-the-AYSO-sized-pitch, while killing your dreams for the double!!!

And all the Hoos in Hooville went "Boo-hoo-hoo", just like this poor, depressed, miserable ********:

Originally posted by IBleedTeal
We can't win the double..
We've been knocked out by LA 3 times in a row..
We lost to LA..
We lost..
We lost to LA..
Ruiz scored..
We lost at home..
Our 15 game winning streak is over...

:(:(

This sucks

Indeed, it does suck.

It sucks to be you. Or Nap. Or licking_tree_frogs. Or Pudsport. Or The "A" Slut. Or jose8sh!t. Or any of the other 6 PussQake circus freaks that pose as fans.

It sucks to have Ruiz spin Agoof, self-pass past Conrad, and sink the Golden Goal on your home turf, while the Baby Jesus Donovan walks off the field, wondering, "I wonder why the networks stopped calling me for interviews... and why does my hairline look like Don Garber's?"

It sucks to have an old geezer like Lalas anchor the LA defense and stuff Osama De Rosario, Baby Jesus, and Girlie Man Graziani.

It sucks to watch Landin' and that lanky ******** Lagos fight over who's gonna take the shot on the open net, only to knock into each other and cancel each other out. Landin' doesn't even seem to care, and now that the World Cup is over, he's all but disappeared, except in the eyes of the training-bra crowd.

It sucks to have LA cum to town and leave you crying on your knees with the Galaxy Pearl Necklace Award dangling on your chin.

Would you like sugar and cream with your nice hot mug of You Suck?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Topper

xxx ooo

[Bill Archer]

Now THAT is what this Forum is all about. This should be made required reading for all newbies.

A classic.

[Ted Cikowski]

Originally posted by Topper

Osama De Rosario


it's funny cause it's true.

[chaski]

Topper, you forgot to put one of these in your post.

:D

[billreeves]

Response 1: Now we know how the Galaxy fans felt last October.

Response 2: At least we're not the Wizards.

[ruudboy]

You won , we sucked.

[Topper]

Originally posted by chaski
Topper, you forgot to put one of these in your post. :D

Actually, I tried, but IBleedTealIntoMyTeaBag used 2 unhappy faces, and one more :D would have crashed the server and Huss would have to replace the Mac SE he uses as a server.

Topper

[Topper]

Originally posted by billreeves
Response 1: Now we know how it feels when the Galaxy violates us.

Response 2: At least we fielded our A team of All-Stars this time, played in our home stadium, and we have no excuses.

Response 3: "Fort Yallop" just burned down.

fixed.

[Topper]

Originally posted by ruudboy
You won , we sucked.

Well put.

Actually, the Galaxy owned the first 7 minutes, constantly hovering around the Clash/Quake 18-yard box, but then it was pretty evenly matched.

For us, the difference was El Pescadito, a highly skilled, focused, 22 year old Guatemalan from humble beginnings.

For you, the difference was the over-hyped Baby Jesus, who had a great World Cup, soaked up the late-night and morning shows, then came back to a sh!tty stadium sprinkled with Star Trek Convention-esque nerds, wearing plastic MLS Chump "replica rings", wondering to himself, "Why should I be wearing this Smurf costume, giving away my talent to these bozos, when I could be 69ing with Tristin' right now?"

I'm penning my Thank-You note to Agoos:

"Dear Jeff,

Thanks for being old and washed up, and letting Fish slip right past you.

Serves you right for scoring against the U.S. team in the World Cup, assh0le.

All the best in retirement next year,

Topper"

Sorry we spoojed in your eye,

Topper

:D

[Dan Loney]

That was a HELL of a game. Two good teams who hate each other playing as hard as they can. In the last two years of SJ-LA games, only one was decided by more than one goal, and three went deep into overtime. If my take is that LA shouldn't be ashamed of losing in overtime in MLS Cup, then no way should San Jose be ashamed of....

HA! The Galaxy expressed its dominance like an alpha Thompson's gazelle over its harem of does! We called in Dr. John Thomas, DDS, and FILLED YOUR CAVITIES! This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that GOD LOVES US AND HATES YOU! HOT-CHA!

....not getting the result last night. Man, if you're not looking forward to the two games in September, I don't know what your problem is. Those games are going to be epics.

Who didn't love, by the way, how Landon bowled over Danny Califf, then did the "he dove!" sign to Kevin Terry?

[Chris M.]

Originally posted by Topper




Sorry we spoojed in your eye,

Topper

:D

A Yallop of cream :)

[profiled]

Originally posted by Dan Loney
Who didn't love, by the way, how Landon bowled over Danny Califf, then did the "he dove!" sign to Kevin Terry?

Who in MLS would no better, other then maybe the little mermaid.

[Topper]

Enjoy your new logo, dickheads:

http://www.steveone.com/sanjosucks.jpg

[billreeves]

I like it, especially the soccer ball shading on the duck.

Can you fit the MLS Cup in there somewhere? Or a star to designate our league championship? Thanks in advance.

[TRC Real Sociedad]

Do Creamium Members get the porn pics of baby Jesus, or do they have to settle for pictures of the grill marks on Agoos' back?

[billreeves]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad
Do Creamium Members get the porn pics of baby Jesus, or do they have to settle for pictures of the grill marks on Agoos' back?

I was gonna say that you guys could use Topper's new Quacks logo as your avatar, but it looks like y'all are too cheap to become premium members. Freeloaders.

[Lucid]

Originally posted by billreeves
Response 2: At least we're not the Wizards.

Yeah, screw getting past the first round of the CCC.

idiot.

[Topper]

Originally posted by Lucid


Yeah, screw getting past the first round of the CCC.

idiot.

Hey Lucid, welcome back from Space Camp! Don't worry, you didn't miss anything, the Wizards are doing GREAT!

Topper

:p

[Lurko]

And how many MLS Cups do you guys have in the trophy case again? Oh yeah...none.

But at least you're leading the rest of the MLS by 7 points, right? Oh wait, no, that would be us.

But at least you're not tied for last place in the MLS West point standings, right? Oh...never mind, you suck when it counts....I forgot.

[Topper]

Originally posted by Lurko
And how many MLS Cups do you guys have in the trophy case again? Oh yeah...none.

But at least you're leading the rest of the MLS by 7 points, right? Oh wait, no, that would be us.

But at least you're not tied for last place in the MLS West point standings, right? Oh...never mind, you suck when it counts....I forgot.

Lurko's here - - must be an MLS Cup Humper's convention... Let's see - -anyone from DC, Chicago, or KC here to tell us that they're the best in the league?

How's it feel to be shutout at home, and kicked out of that USOC tourney for three years in a row, courtesy of LA? Mmmmmmmm goooooood.

Blow me,

Topper

:D