Anti Ashley/Chelski songs

[goonsquad]

So I'm going to see Chelsea play Suwon today, and I'm sitting right near where Ashley will be playing for at least half the game. I need songs people. Hook me up!

[hiddi]

oh ashley cole hes a ********ing arsehole hes a ********ing arsehole

[Shibby13]

1 man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley..1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley
2 man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley...2 men 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley....

and it goes on to 10 men

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw


Ohhhhhh Ashley Cole is a fu**in arsehole, he's a fu**in arsehole, he's a fu**in arsehole

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m2qjkYEONvE


I also like "Titus Bramble shagged your wife" repeated

[JoeAFC_9]

To the tune of 'Lets all do the conga':

Duh Duh Duh, We're not homophobic!

Duh Duh Duh, But Cashley Cole's a Cvnt!!

:D

Heard some bloke sing it while everyone was standing waiting for the Police to let us through after the Carling Cup Semi last year. It had no relevance to the game or situation, as we had won as well!! Just a favourite of mine now.......

[Shibby13]

As for anti-Chavski my favorites are...

"Your support, your support, your support is fu**in sh**, Your support is fu**in sh**!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=smYwSa_B0Cc

Done well here by the Wet Spam fans.



Also a fan of the same tune but instead

"Where were you when you were sh**" shown well here by the Arsenal supporters again at the Bridge.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o7v81R37drA

[Catfish]

As for anti-Chavski my favorites are...
"Your support, your support, your support is fu**in sh**, Your support is fu**in sh**!"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=smYwSa_B0Cc
Done well here by the Wet Spam fans.

Isn't this child abuse?
Watch these 2 Chelsea kids...lol.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ViT0FpXUGEc

[HighburyGoon]

To the tune of Lily Allen's "Smile":

Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty-boy
He's a Chelsea batty-boy
He's a Chelsea batty-boy

Repeat

[goonsquad]

Thanks guys.;)

[Shibby13]

Isn't this child abuse?
Watch these 2 Chelsea kids...lol.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ViT0FpXUGEc


I stopped about 10 seconds in because that is terrible. These parents deserve to get reported to DYFS.

[Catfish]

I stopped about 10 seconds in because that is terrible. These parents deserve to get reported to DYFS.
I know they are Blues supporters, but I guess being a parent;
I thought it was a little bit cute.
Sorry, I'm softy, I guess.

[akofman12345]

at Stanford on Saturday i called called him a cvnt every time he passed by, and waved money at him as he was walking off the field at halftime , seemed to get under his skin as well as i could of. But if you have a couple of buddies to sing with you, that would be awesome.

[KevTheGooner]

1 man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley..1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley
2 man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley...2 men 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley....

and it goes on to 10 men

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw





That's the one!

[Catfish]

at Stanford on Saturday i called called him a cvnt every time he passed by, and waved money at him as he was walking off the field at halftime , seemed to get under his skin as well as i could of. But if you have a couple of buddies to sing with you, that would be awesome.
Ouch, with the language....think of the children.

I chanted "Lever Kusen!" at Landy Cakes Donovan at the Crew match last
year. I know he heard me because he had 2 corners right in front of us
and him and everyone around looked at me all crazy like.

[akofman12345]

Ouch, with the language....think of the children.

I chanted "Lever Kusen!" at Landy Cakes Donovan at the Crew match last
year. I know he heard me because he had 2 corners right in front of us
and him and everyone around looked at me all crazy like.

Lucky for Landon, he only had to play one season against the Earthquakes. But if the rumors and the Quakes are playing in April again, i can't wait for the first LA game :p

[maskito]

on the topic of Cashley - I had a long drive today and Sirius seemingly had the crappy "True Blue" show on channel 125 the entire day because of the Chelski US tour. During the 10 minutes or so that I caught they were interviewing Cashley, and the hosts were fawning over him. One of the guys actually told Cashley that he was the "ultimate professional" and that many Chelski players, managers, and front office personel had told the host so. What a crock.

And Ca$hley actually acknowledged that it was correct.

Where to begin on how this is so NOT true...

What an a$$

[Darth Norteño]

on the topic of Cashley - I had a long drive today and Sirius seemingly had the crappy "True Blue" show on channel 125 the entire day because of the Chelski US tour. During the 10 minutes or so that I caught they were interviewing Cashley, and the hosts were fawning over him. One of the guys actually told Cashley that he was the "ultimate professional" and that many Chelski players, managers, and front office personel had told the host so. What a crock.

And Ca$hley actually acknowledged that it was correct.

Where to begin on how this is so NOT true...

What an a$$

"True Blue" - aka the color of hubris. :rolleyes:

[goonsquad]

Well he must have heard I was coming...the little cvnt didn't play, or even show his face on the sidelines.

[Skizz]

Ashley loves Barrymore
Ashley loves Barrymore...

Tweedy is a slapper
She takes it up the hole
And when she f*cks her husband
She thinks of our Theo

Hey-ey Ashley (blue scum)
I wanna know-oho
Why you're such a cvnt

And the William Gallas one, to "she be coming round the mountain"
Oh, I'd rather have a willie than a cvnt...
Oh, I'd rather have a willie than a cvnt...

[Catfish]

Well he must have heard I was coming...the little cvnt didn't play, or even show his face on the sidelines.
Shakin my head and rollin my eyes, oh bother.


2 words for Ashley Cole: GAEL CLICHY!

[goonsquad]

So I'm going back tomorrow for the Chelski game...we'll see if the little punk shows his face this time.