View Full Version : If you didn't have any feet, would you still wear socks? - NSROT [13 - R]
Skizz
15 Jul 2007, 12:42 PM
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554153&page=28
This comes from something my friend said to a girl who, well, wasn't blessed in the boobage area. When drunk, he asked her the simple question "if you didn't have feet, would you still wear socks?" She replied no, obviously, to which he then retorted "why are you wearing a bra then?"
I don't think I've laughed so much in my life. Anyway, waffle away!
Footfield119
15 Jul 2007, 01:06 PM
http://simpler-solutions.net/pmachinefree/images/uploads/waffle.jpg
Yum.
appleCORR7
15 Jul 2007, 01:07 PM
Oh god that is terrible Bigg! ... but funny! hahaha!
appleCORR
Devil500
15 Jul 2007, 01:41 PM
Yes I would.
I'm also very tired from a f*cking terrible game by my team and well getting crazy with some of the smoke bombs that went off and well the security being jacks. I still hate our manager :mad:
cjump
15 Jul 2007, 02:39 PM
lucky it was just 1-0.
Case
15 Jul 2007, 02:40 PM
haha, I haven't heard a better story since a girl I worked with ragged on my mates girl (who she knew from skool) coz there was a "flat-a-kate, flat-a-kate, bakers man, bake her some buns..." song....
Cruelty is often the best humour!!!
Today was one of those "immoral victories", well, hollow, we were defn the favs, got beat the F out of but still never REALLY looked like losing. It's been a long time since a won hurt felt this bad!
Mebe West Ham cudn't afford to buy their new kit afterall, after Tevez & Mascherano collected their weekly backhander....
Posh looks like she always does, all things being equal u wud. Im not feelin Becks new look either, but our resident meterosexual R&W seems to think he looks like the Timberlake, and from what girls tell me this isn't the worst thing for a middle-aged man :p
Dr.Phil
15 Jul 2007, 03:15 PM
bigg your friend is a funny guy
what did she say after that
Skizz
15 Jul 2007, 03:43 PM
What could she say? She sat there while we were cracking up, said "your out of order" and stayed there looking pissed off until we decided to put her out of her misery and go to another bar :p
kaitster
15 Jul 2007, 04:39 PM
So has anyone here played:
Eternal Darkness (gamecube)
Silent Hill 1234 (ps/2)
Resident Evil 1234 (uh, I think it's on n64, ps, and wii?)
Please elaborate on said gaming experience. :]
I've just been reading up on Eternal Darkness, which sounds cool as hell... and wanted to know what people thought about the others like it.
red & wite army
15 Jul 2007, 06:36 PM
Im not feelin Becks new look either, but our resident meterosexual R&W seems to think he looks like the Timberlake, and from what girls tell me this isn't the worst thing for a middle-aged man :p
Looking like Timberlake is definitely not a good thing from what I've heard and by my very important opinion.
I've been tagged a 'gentleman' by many of my lady friends, but I was anything but it in the Adidas shop tonight. The woman helping me didn't know the difference between any of the boots, namely the Absolados and Absolutes, and everytime I asked her a legitimate question, she looked at me questionably and said with atttitude, "No!" I ended up slamming the Copa I had in my hand back in the box, as I said, "********ing idiot" and then I walked past the salesman at the door and shook my head and said "What a useless fvk she is!" I've never felt like slapping a salesperson in my life so much before. I can deal with her knowing nothing, but she was looking for trouble by treating me like the numb skull.
Case
15 Jul 2007, 08:02 PM
U should'a bought the copas then returned them :D that'd learn her....
one of the great/annoying deals with playing American footy in the UK is alot of guys are too cheap to have bought new cleats since they prolly played rugby/soccer in skool, already this season I've seen 2 pairs of neon accelerators then today dude had the white ones on! We got a linebacker that always on about "de-cleating" guys when he hits them, man if he did I'd have robbed them preds like a pyke in the night!!!
appleCORR7
15 Jul 2007, 09:16 PM
U should'a bought the copas then returned them :D that'd learn her!!!
Hahaha, that made me laugh. The little kid next door to me used to use the word 'learn' instead of teach. He also used to call Wimbledon 'Wombildin' so y'know ....
Case seriously, too much use of the word Cleat(s) in one paragraph for my liking! Tone it down buddy!
appleCORR
Case
16 Jul 2007, 07:24 AM
*Cleats apps in the face*
buddy
red & wite army
16 Jul 2007, 08:44 AM
I am watching an African XI vs World XI on Wednesday night...
PLayers include Fernando Redondo, Ruud Gullit, Samual Eto'o...and THE Pele.
I'll be sure to take some photos!
Tony Dellbird
16 Jul 2007, 04:25 PM
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kaitster
16 Jul 2007, 05:02 PM
So yesterday there was this 15 minute thunderstorm. It was right overtop of us... andddd I was trying to get my computer off so it wouldn't die, when I heard a really really REALLY f*#@ing loud crash/bang/whatever.
Basically, lightning struck the huge tree in the yard behind ours. There is wood all over our neighbor's yard and our yard. We are lucky it didn't catch fire.
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v107/58/71/1392750101/n1392750101_30156425_5690.jpg
This is a pic taken from my cellphone from my bedroom.
There was even wood on our patio - lucky for my mom, it only reached the edge of the patio, because she was standing at the back door looking out the window and watched it happen.. think if that stuff flew through the window!
Dr.Phil
16 Jul 2007, 05:09 PM
Wow
You are lucky it dint catch fire
Footfield119
16 Jul 2007, 09:25 PM
That looks smashing. Personally, I would have ran out and saved the kickback net.
red & wite army
17 Jul 2007, 08:31 AM
Has anybody watched Maximiliano Moralez of the Argentinian u/20 World Cup team. He is only 5'2, and if you look at pictures of him, you'll see just how short he really is:eek:
Devil500
17 Jul 2007, 08:35 AM
Has anybody watched Maximiliano Moralez of the Argentinian u/20 World Cup team. He is only 5'2, and if you look at pictures of him, you'll see just how short he really is:eek:
Yes I watched the whole Tournament...:o