View Full Version : Where In The World Is Dark Savante?
Vermont Red
03 Jul 2007, 03:35 PM
Its a question that's been on my mind. Where is Dark Savante? (I feel like those miners in "Pale Rider" when the Preacher disappeared.)
This thread is for us to post our theories at to the whereabouts of the noted contributor Dark Savante.
Where in the world is Dark Savante?
Republic of Mancunia
03 Jul 2007, 03:40 PM
I still reckon he's currently appearing on Big Brother. :D
Either that or he's paying back his missus for too much time on here, pissed off with all the fanboys, or something he said not long before disappearing about being embarrassed to see a bunch of threads he started still on the first page got to him more than we'll ever know.
SirManchester
03 Jul 2007, 03:44 PM
He's Jerry from Big Brother.
Vermont Red and Dark Savante sitting in a tree...
Vermont Red
03 Jul 2007, 03:47 PM
I think he's in Madrid to do a press conference and then he's off to Liverpool to sign a contract.
Republic of Mancunia
03 Jul 2007, 03:48 PM
He's Jerry from Big Brother.
Sounds about right. (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/housemates/profile.jsp?id=581)
Gerry is an antiquity-loving, gallery researcher who describes himself as a hedonistic hypocrite and a total control freak. Once a month he goes to fetish clubs and loves leather, kilts and boots. He has four wardrobes full of clothes, and thinks his life would be vastly improved by a dressing room and a personal butler.
Likes: Paris Hilton, yoga, sex, leather.
:eek: :eek:
sdotsom
03 Jul 2007, 04:02 PM
He is cleansing himself of his love for Torres in an ashram in India.
Vermont Red
03 Jul 2007, 04:04 PM
For Achtung: Upon hearing about the Torres transfer, he immediately made an appointment at Lacuna Inc.
Achtung
03 Jul 2007, 04:13 PM
For Achtung: Upon hearing about the Torres transfer, he immediately made an appointment at Lacuna Inc.
Do I know you from somewhere?
I was actually planning to start a Dark Savante Suicide Watch thread. Ideally we'll have to keep him away from all knowledge of Torres joining Liverpool, sort of like the mom in Good Bye Lenin!.
Vermont Red
03 Jul 2007, 04:15 PM
Dark Savante is not able to post because his girlfriend found another use for his hands.
That's right, he's carrying her bags while she shops.
SirManchester
03 Jul 2007, 04:22 PM
Dark Savante is not able to post because his girlfriend found another use for his hands.
That's right, he's carrying her bags while she shops.
I think this is more like it.
http://www.harpendenhockeyclub.co.uk/pics/Head%20in%20hands.jpg
Numquam Moribimur
03 Jul 2007, 04:41 PM
Does anyone know his name on Red Cafe ..MOTWYW
Republic of Mancunia
03 Jul 2007, 04:44 PM
Does anyone know his name on Red Cafe ..MOTWYW
Samabachan.
MtP07
03 Jul 2007, 05:18 PM
I think he's been camping out at the Megastore waiting for the new kits to arrive so he can buy a Nani one... :eek:
JC7rox
03 Jul 2007, 06:17 PM
We should raid his guestbook so he knows not to leave us again. :mad:
Stud83
03 Jul 2007, 11:52 PM
His mom took the internet away from him because he flunked his high school finals.
Numquam Moribimur
04 Jul 2007, 01:59 AM
Clearly DS thinks Chelsea FC of Bury (and for you daft ********** of the board thats FC UNITED ) are bigger and better then MUFC, he has join their forum ....:eek: :eek: .NFT
MtP07
08 Jul 2007, 12:24 PM
Is DS gone for good?? :eek:
Republic of Mancunia
08 Jul 2007, 12:28 PM
Is DS gone for good?? :eek:
Don't worry, I'm still around. :cool:
Seriously though, where the hell is he? We had talked about doing another one of those photoshop jobbies over the summer, looking to put it out for the start of the season but it's probably too late for that now, (the last one took a couple of months). :(
Hope he's ok.
MtP07
08 Jul 2007, 12:45 PM
Don't worry, I'm still around. :cool:
After reading your 'Which signing excites you' thread, I thought the ghost of DS had possessed you. ;)
Seriously though, where the hell is he? We had talked about doing another one of those photoshop jobbies over the summer, looking to put it out for the start of the season but it's probably too late for that now, (the last one took a couple of months). :(
Hope he's ok.
Surely he didn't have to spend this much time making it up to his missus.
Stud83
08 Jul 2007, 12:46 PM
He's been out for a month :eek:
When I was asking him about his real name/location, and why he wouldn't tell it to anyone, he sent me a private message, saying that a couple of people here knew his contact info.
Is it true and if so, anyone know what's up? :confused: