Ray Hudson Appreciation Thread

[La-Furia]

Post great Ray quotes here, I'm keen to see what people can remember Ray saying, or find some quotes.

Here's a beauty:

"We had just strung like 17 passes together, beautiful silky soccer, and I turn around and see a guy yawning in the crowd. I wanted to jump over the fence and head-butt him."

and this one had me in actual tears:

""He needs to be on his tippy-toes, like a midget at a urinal."

Obviously he's said quite a few eyebrow-raising things in his time, post some stand out funny ones if you would please, I'm keen for more lolz!

[Eddie]

Who's Ray Hudson?

Is he that guy that comments the games on SKY, with an scotish accent?

[LosMerengues89]

Appreciation thread?

You're kidding right?!

Actually, as annoying as he is, at least he gets the names right. The guy who commentates on GolTV with him gets the names wrong a lot of the time...

[La-Furia]

I would never joke about such a serious matter.

[nuff_said]

He is by far the most amusing english commentator atm. He is borderline distracting :p

I'm just waiting for Horsey to post here :p

[Horsehead]

He is by far the most amusing english commentator atm. He is borderline distracting

I'm just waiting for Horsey to post here :p


And I always do as you tell me, honey-bear. :p


I'm on the fence. Ray Hudson bothers me sometimes and then sometimes I get a kick out of his shtick. We all just deal with whatever commentators we get, I guess.

[La-Furia]

I see no funny business.

WANT MORE FUNNY BUSINESS.

La-Furia demands lol-Ray quotes immeditely!

[Legacy]

"Without penetration, it's just masturbation, and right now, we're playing with ourselves." - DC United head coach Ray Hudson, discussing his team's inability to score goals.

"This isn't a scientific thing…sometimes you just need a little luck…unfortunately, Lady Luck keeps showing us her big, ugly ass." - Hudson, right after DC tied at home for the third consecutive game.

"He's a competitor. . . . He'd stab his grandmother in the eyes just for another bowl of porridge." - Ray Hudson, describing the sometimes questionable style of play from Dema Kovalenko.

"A blind man on a galloping horse can see his talent. He’s a little Faberge egg." Ray Hudson, on Freddy Adu

"We had just strung like 17 passes together, beautiful silky soccer, and I turn around and see a guy yawning in the crowd. I wanted to jump over the fence and head-butt him." Ray Hudson

"I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock" -Ray Hudson




- I am sure ther even better ones than that.

Some Ray Hudson quotes I found while reading....

:D

[blanc]

Is Ray Hudson the coach and Ray Hudson the commentator the same guy? o_O