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Dear_Claudio
20 Jun 2007, 01:11 PM
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19062007/58/premiership-early-doors-morning-briefing.html

Didier Drogba - Apple - Solid, reliable, never lets you down. Can be made to fall by the slightest breeze.

Frank Lampard - Avocado - Versatile and unfathomably popular, despite surprisingly high fat content.

John Terry - Coconut - Utterly indestructible, and can stand up to any punishment. A bit vacant.

Joe Cole - Banana - Boasts an exotic touch, but has soft flesh and bruises easily.

Claude Makelele - Blueberry - Small, often going unnoticed, but extremely good for your health.

Ashley Cole - Pomegranate - Overpriced and overrated. Classy exterior but a bits-and-pieces contributor.

Arjen Robben - Strawberry - Fair-weather fruit. Notoriously fickle and often useless during the winter months.

Andriy Shevchenko - Lemon - World class when combined with the right ingredients, but just plain bitter at times.


:D :D

Rman3349
20 Jun 2007, 02:04 PM
lol at terry, definetly the best

miensoccer
20 Jun 2007, 03:04 PM
what about Ballack ??

yasik19
21 Jun 2007, 11:36 AM
Arjen Robben - Strawberry - Fair-weather fruit. Notoriously fickle and often useless during the winter months.


:D how true.

Blue Celery
21 Jun 2007, 12:04 PM
Good stuff!