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Jthunder
18 Jun 2007, 11:29 PM
How will Viduka go at Newcastle?
What do people think?

mplsTOON
19 Jun 2007, 10:41 AM
How will Viduka go at Newcastle?



He'll go with his feet, and his heed every now and then.

I think he'll do very well, he fits in and can play well off of Owen or Oba (if they stay) and provided he stays fit he'll score a few goals. That is if we keep the ice cream trucks at both ends as incentive for him to score.

Boro_lad
22 Jun 2007, 06:44 AM
He will get crocked on international duty, then will play 15 games per season tops, see out his contract and then retire.

RonnieWhelan
28 Jun 2007, 09:34 AM
How will Viduka go at Newcastle?
What do people think?


Very Slowly. An overweight waste of space. Only plays when interested. He won't score many goals as he'll basically be Fat Sams next Kevin Davies- a battering ram.

mplsTOON
28 Jun 2007, 08:25 PM
Very Slowly. An overweight waste of space. Only plays when interested. He won't score many goals as he'll basically be Fat Sams next Kevin Davies- a battering ram.

hence the ice cream trucks behind the goals at both ends...:rolleyes:

j.fisher
30 Jun 2007, 04:24 PM
He'll play well enough in my opinion. But without that potential contract hanging out there, I doubt he'll be a huge boost to Newcastle.

Wezza
02 Jul 2007, 04:55 AM
Very Slowly. An overweight waste of space. Only plays when interested. He won't score many goals as he'll basically be Fat Sams next Kevin Davies- a battering ram.
Wow, aren't you full of it?

He'll be great. Probably the best striker in their team i'd say. 4th top goal scorer last season in a team that wasn't exactly setting the world on fire.

Nip/Tuck
03 Jul 2007, 11:56 AM
He'll go fine.

His goals/minutes ratio was as good/better than basically everyone's last season.

Boro_lad
03 Jul 2007, 07:25 PM
Verticle stripes are not as flatering as a horizontal one. He will be so self concious he will not be able to perform!

mplsTOON
04 Jul 2007, 11:36 AM
Verticle stripes are not as flatering as a horizontal one. He will be so self concious he will not be able to perform!

Good gracious what kind of tripe is that. Let me guess: you also consider it appropriate to wear crocheted hot pants with sandals and black socks yeah?

Everyone, including Fat Toon fans on level 7 knows that vertical stripes and black actually is slimming and horizontal stripes make you fat.

It will do wonders for his self esteem. That and the air is a lot cleaner Tyneside as well...;)

Boro_lad
04 Jul 2007, 01:32 PM
Good gracious what kind of tripe is that. Let me guess: you also consider it appropriate to wear crocheted hot pants with sandals and black socks yeah?

Everyone, including Fat Toon fans on level 7 knows that vertical stripes and black actually is slimming and horizontal stripes make you fat.

It will do wonders for his self esteem. That and the air is a lot cleaner Tyneside as well...;)

He won't be moving house. There are no trucks in existance that could transport his secret stash of pies

mplsTOON
04 Jul 2007, 06:47 PM
He won't be moving house. There are no trucks in existance that could transport his secret stash of pies

What do you think the £20 million expansion of St James's is for, our trophies?!

Please he needs the fuel to get past the likes of solid defenses, not knackered ones like the Smoggies...

The Ouk
04 Jul 2007, 10:50 PM
He'll do awesome, he might not get the goals, but i see him playing a role similar to what he played in the World Cup for Australia, that is, back to goal, holding the ball up and giving it to the other goal scorers.

HLH Lad
05 Jul 2007, 01:43 AM
he will no doubt dominate at newcastle with the rest of their big name signings in the off season, he will give them an extra something.

even though i hate newcastle i want to see viduka to well, he's an awesome player and is constantly proving his doubters wrong.

i hope its only a one year thing, i want him at victory as soon as possible, while he's still got something else to give.

Barton8
05 Jul 2007, 10:38 AM
Viduka is a skillful, powerful striker. He can add alot to the newcastle team unless he suffers from the newcastle syndrome(players not being the same as they were before) which Owen(injury), Emre, Boumsong, Bramble, Babayaro, Carr, Kluivert and Duff suffered from.

HLH Lad
05 Jul 2007, 10:49 AM
Viduka is a skillful, powerful striker. He can add alot to the newcastle team unless he suffers from the newcastle syndrome(players not being the same as they were before) which Owen(injury), Emre, Boumsong, Bramble, Babayaro, Carr, Kluivert and Duff suffered from.

dont forget albert "spanish international" luque

AussieLFCfan
06 Jul 2007, 01:35 AM
Viduka is a great signing for the toon. Even if he doesn't score the way he holds the ball up and set up others is second to none. With a fit Micky Owen running off him i'm sure the toon will be challenging for a uefa spot.

The_game2k7
06 Jul 2007, 07:04 AM
i think he'l do well enough we got him for free and he's proven so he will score some goals its not like its a 8.5 million stab in the dark like we did for luque who's been as much use as a chocolate fire guard so if he is gonna be our battering ram/kevin davies if we had a season like bolton just had it would be more than a good return on what money we spend.