View Full Version : Forget Waldo, where're Toon³'s keys and wallet? *off topic*
Howard Zinn
25 Nov 2007, 06:08 PM
Mr. Toon bringing the sexy back to this board.
tigerdave
25 Nov 2007, 09:18 PM
Hm. This off-topic title has become alarmingly on-topic. Maybe it oughta be changed to a more off-topic title again. :confused:
Toon³
25 Nov 2007, 09:21 PM
How come I can bring myself and everything I went out with including phone, iPod, wallet, keys, top and coat, back from a nightout when I can't remember how I actually got home or where I was after 11pm but I can loose my keys and wallet in my own house? :confused:
ToonUSA
25 Nov 2007, 10:44 PM
How come I can bring myself and everything I went out with including phone, iPod, wallet, keys, top and coat, back from a nightout when I can't remember how I actually got home or where I was after 11pm but I can loose my keys and wallet in my own house? :confused:
Happened to me before.
Were in my fridge the whole time. Check there.
Howard Zinn
26 Nov 2007, 10:36 AM
I'm guessing you threw them in the trash instead of something else.
BayernWake
26 Nov 2007, 02:56 PM
One time a friend of mine was drunk and lost his wallet in a bag of Doritos.
colinh9
26 Nov 2007, 07:06 PM
One time a friend of mine was drunk and lost his wallet in a bag of Doritos.
I just lost my wallet, however not in such a comical way.
Let's see, my drivers license, AUID(school ID card), two debit cards and a credit card along with $40(chumps change eh?)
I hate wallets, too much important stuff in one place.
Crazy Man Michael
29 Nov 2007, 01:50 PM
News gets to us slowly here in the states, did Toon3 ever find the damn keys? I am on pins and needles waiting to hear the result of this....
I'm guessing you threw them in the trash instead of something else.
Yeah, I actually did that once - keys in the trash, empty pack of smokes still in my hand. To make it worse, I was stone sober at the time. Didn't realize it until I got to the car and did the whole pocket check thing and finally realized that since I had the empty pack still I was in trouble. Nothing like the sensation of digging through the trash and then finding the keys covered in some mystery liquid from which, I am sure, I still don't know all the health ramifications I will suffer in my old age.
Dirt McGirt
29 Nov 2007, 04:38 PM
Check the front door. I've done that on numerous occasions.
tigerdave
03 Dec 2007, 08:17 PM
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Dirt McGirt
06 Dec 2007, 10:07 PM
I'm changing my username to honor my hero ODP. So I'm using one of his many alias. Any suggestions you squares? My favorites are highlighted.
Ason Unique
* The Bebop Specialist
* Big Baby Jesus
* BZA
* Cyrus
* Dirt Dog
* Dirt McGirt
* Dirty
* Barney Kool Breeze
* The Father
* Freeloading Rusty
* Joe Bananas
* Michael (Can't get off) Phipps
* ODB
* Ol' Dirt Schultz
* Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant:D
* Ol' Dirty Block
* Osirus
* Prince Delight
* The Professor
* Rain Man
* Da King
JaredSS07
07 Dec 2007, 12:36 AM
I'm changing my username to honor my hero ODP. So I'm using one of his many alias. Any suggestions you squares? My favorites are highlighted.
* Prince Delight
It has to be Prince Delight. That would get you alot of chicks...
Dirt McGirt
07 Dec 2007, 01:59 AM
It has to be Prince Delight. That would get you alot of chicks... Chicks love internet soccer nerds!:D
ToonUSA
07 Dec 2007, 02:07 AM
I like Barney Kool Breeze.
BTW who's ODP?
BayernWake
07 Dec 2007, 07:57 AM
I like Barney Kool Breeze.
BTW who's ODP?
Jaypro: I'd pick Dirt McGirt
ToonUSA: ODP can mean:
Oklahoma Democratic Party
Open drip proof
Ozone depletion potential
Ocean drilling program
Omega Delta Phi
Orbital debris penetration (my personal favorite)
But I think Jaypro meant Ol' Dirty "Pastard." :p
Crazy Man Michael
07 Dec 2007, 10:03 AM
But I think Jaypro meant Ol' Dirty "Pastard." :p
More Ingrish? :)
I would go with "Ol' Dirty Chineserestaurant" myself, has a nice ring to it and provides an important warning to the kids.
mplsTOON
07 Dec 2007, 01:22 PM
Dirt McGirt hands down...
butcha gotta get ya grill on wif da kawn roes fo sho...
Dirt McGirt
07 Dec 2007, 03:42 PM
Dirt McGirt hands down...
butcha gotta get ya grill on wif da kawn roes fo sho...
It's between Dirt McGirt, Ol Dirty Chinese Restaurant or Freeloading Rusty.
ODB not ODP:D
JaredSS07
07 Dec 2007, 05:35 PM
It's between Dirt McGirt, Ol Dirty Chinese Restaurant or Freeloading Rusty.
ODB not ODP:D
Since you dont like my suggestion of Prince Delight, you should go with Ol Dirty Chinese Restaurant.
colinh9
07 Dec 2007, 06:14 PM
Jaypro: I'd pick Dirt McGirt
ToonUSA: ODP can mean:
Oklahoma Democratic Party
Open drip proof
Ozone depletion potential
Ocean drilling program
Omega Delta Phi
Orbital debris penetration (my personal favorite)
But I think Jaypro meant Ol' Dirty "Pastard." :p
And in this country "Olympic Development Program." Soccer team of the best players in the state(sometimes).